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04-18-2022 , 05:24 AM
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Today I went 0-4 with Aces (Each time all-in as heavy favorite (an OESD hitting is the one exception you could argue isn’t a “heavy” fav ) And 0-7 with AKs, KK, QQ, and TT. (JJ was good to me)

Live poker is rigged.

Remind me to let new owners know that we need a forum where we can vent our bad beats.
04-18-2022 , 05:30 AM
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I called and got the sexy talk. I can't read Germanian but I know what that smile means.
It means she wants the D. Or in German Dasböötenschlongderlöngingmeincockmp.

Speaking of sexy talk, I responded to the dick pic you sent me with one of my own. HMU, sailor.
04-18-2022 , 10:49 PM
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We haven’t had a BBV orgy in ages. I think it’s time.

I call top.
04-19-2022 , 06:06 AM
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We have had plenty. We just don't invite you. Anyone with a smaller penis than Sammy doesn't get in. And that's a real low bar to set.
Last edited by fidstar-poker; 04-19-2022 at 06:07 AM. Reason: Sammy's penis is still beautiful though.
04-20-2022 , 10:43 PM
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1 year of b/e after rake back. **** fastforward on partypoker. All plo 1/2. :/
04-21-2022 , 07:10 PM
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04-21-2022 , 10:24 PM
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1 year of b/e after rake back. **** fastforward on partypoker. All plo 1/2. :/

What is that yellow colored line mean?
04-21-2022 , 11:31 PM
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Don’t be racist.
04-22-2022 , 12:44 AM
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Anything I say clever in response to the previous poast would actually be bannable.


I have literally typed up three of them in order of alarming edginess but chickened out.
04-22-2022 , 01:00 AM
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Infracted for being a pussy.
04-22-2022 , 01:16 AM
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DOH!
04-22-2022 , 01:25 AM
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Latest episode of Moon Knight even better when stoned.
04-22-2022 , 06:57 AM
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Yellow is expected buy ins won
Green is realized buy ins won.

Basically ran 225 buy ins below expectation in 800k hands
04-22-2022 , 10:26 AM
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Yellow is expected buy ins won
Green is realized buy ins won.

Basically ran 225 buy ins below expectation in 800k hands
Are you by chance located in Florida? Anecdotal evidence suggests that poker players in Florida run 225 buy-ins below expectation in 800k hands.
04-22-2022 , 02:40 PM
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True story

This happened in our office today. A loud verbal argument between 2 punks, which is normal, turned into to a fist fight/floor rumble. 2 Tiny office guys were fighting each other like it meant their life. Sammy almost shat himself from laughing. It was like 13 year old girls fightning if they looked like 40 year old men. Sammy could have stopped both of them with one hand holding a beer without spilling, and the other doing a Nelson on both of them. It was hillarious
04-22-2022 , 02:43 PM
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Infracted for being a pussy.
Infractions for being sexist.

Dick.
04-22-2022 , 02:46 PM
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So for 799,775 hands you ran on EV.

Sounds okay.
04-22-2022 , 02:49 PM
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True story

This happened in our office today. A loud verbal argument between 2 punks, which is normal, turned into to a fist fight/floor rumble. 2 Tiny office guys were fighting each other like it meant their life. Sammy almost shat himself from laughing. It was like 13 year old girls fightning if they looked like 40 year old men. Sammy could have stopped both of them with one hand holding a beer without spilling, and the other doing a Nelson on both of them. It was hillarious
Weak Denmarkians are pretty standard.

How is work going Mr Samuel? Have you built anything interesting lately?
04-22-2022 , 02:59 PM
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Weak Denmarkians are pretty standard.

How is work going Mr Samuel? Have you built anything interesting lately?
Actually, we'ved (is that a word?) come to a place where we're pretty much going backwards. I don't know if it's because of having kids or what, but I feel different. Like my goal point has changed. I feel happy like I haven't felt happiness before. I like this feeling. I think your are wonderful Fidstar, what is your real "first" name? I've already seen your legs.
04-22-2022 , 03:12 PM
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Talk to me now Fidstar, i´m online and I would like to talk to you
04-22-2022 , 05:04 PM
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Hi Sammy
04-22-2022 , 05:13 PM
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Actually, we'ved (is that a word?) come to a place where we're pretty much going backwards. I don't know if it's because of having kids or what, but I feel different. Like my goal point has changed. I feel happy like I haven't felt happiness before. I like this feeling. I think your are wonderful Fidstar, what is your real "first" name? I've already seen your legs.
Hydyr.

Are you saying you are getting further away from saving the world?
04-22-2022 , 05:59 PM
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Hydyr.

Are you saying you are getting further away from saving the world?
The world can wait.
I'm atm in a huge internet fight over at Danish pokerforum. I
04-22-2022 , 06:00 PM
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Is your real name Steven?
04-22-2022 , 07:31 PM
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The world can wait.
I'm atm in a huge internet fight over at Danish pokerforum. I
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