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Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK)

07-03-2011 , 01:33 AM
This will be my one useless thread where I can come cry about insignificant **** nobody cares about in the hopes of relieving some angst towards the riggedness of online poker.

It will also be somewhat of a diary to prevent me from committing suicide.

    Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
    Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #9897252

    Hero (SB): $42.85 (85.7 bb)
    BB: $69.35 (138.7 bb)

    Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
    Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $42.85 and is all-in, BB calls $38.85

    Flop: ($85.70) A 2 T (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    Turn: ($85.70) J (2 players, 1 is all-in)
    River: ($85.70) A (2 players, 1 is all-in)

    Spoiler:
    Results: $85.70 pot ($0.50 rake)
    Final Board: A 2 T J A
    Hero showed Q Q and lost (-$42.85 net)
    BB showed J J and won $85.20 ($42.35 net)



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      Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
      Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

      SB: $26.50 (53 bb)
      Hero (BB): $16.20 (32.4 bb)

      Preflop: Hero is BB with A Q
      SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $26.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $12.20 and is all-in

      Flop: ($32.40) 6 J K (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      Turn: ($32.40) 5 (2 players, 2 are all-in)
      River: ($32.40) 7 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

      Spoiler:
      Results: $32.40 pot ($0.50 rake)
      Final Board: 6 J K 5 7
      SB showed A J and won $31.90 ($15.70 net)
      Hero showed A Q and lost (-$16.20 net)



      Backstory on AQ hand was that he had started to counter my very aggressive pre flop game I was playing, and thus was 3betting light (i suspected due to several 3-bets over the last few hands).

      Roll down to 2XX$ now, made 300$ at casino last night though but I like to keep the rolls separate. Lost like 90$ today fuuuuuuuuuuuu
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 04:39 AM
      When will you work out that no one gives a ****?
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 04:49 AM
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA











































      YOU SUCK
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 04:59 AM
      HEY MAN I KNOW I SUCK AND I KNOW NO ONE GIVES A ****

      THIS IS MY THREAD TO CRY IN

      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 05:14 AM
      nice roll
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 05:16 AM
      Tomorrow ima grind heads up all day
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by AfootDread
      When will you work out that no one gives a ****?



      Last edited by Kanadian; 07-03-2011 at 05:25 AM.
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 05:31 AM
      Reverse implied level itt
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 05:48 AM
      More Glee please
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 06:31 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Kanadian

      *snip*

      Preflop: Hero is SB with Q Q
      Hero raises to $1.50, BB raises to $4, Hero raises to $42.85 and is all-in, BB calls $38.85
      This smells of mild tilt to me, even though HU. If they know you're going to stack off with anything, then you'll get snapped, and they might get lucky.

      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Kanadian

      Preflop: Hero is BB with A Q
      SB raises to $1.50, Hero raises to $4, SB raises to $26.50 and is all-in, Hero calls $12.20 and is all-in
      Again, seems really spewy to me if you're stacking off without seeing a flop with these types of hands.

      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Kanadian

      *snip*

      Roll down to 2XX$ now
      Take a deep breath, drink some water, and get in the right mindset for shot-taking... or drop down to a limit that your bankroll allows. HU is extremely high variance and at this rate, one more night of this and you'll be "grinding" uNL.



      "mildly serious post in likely inappropriate thread, or more accurately any excuse to post a hottie is a good one" post saver:

      Spoiler:
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 06:40 AM
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 06:46 AM
      You played those 2 hands terrible.

      I am now officially the second worst poker player in history.

      Can i have my title back please?
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 07:04 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by DamienT
      lmao
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 07:10 AM
      I'm glad it made you laugh.
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 02:00 PM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by you must e
      This smells of mild tilt to me, even though HU. If they know you're going to stack off with anything, then you'll get snapped, and they might get lucky.



      Again, seems really spewy to me if you're stacking off without seeing a flop with these types of hands.



      Take a deep breath, drink some water, and get in the right mindset for shot-taking... or drop down to a limit that your bankroll allows. HU is extremely high variance and at this rate, one more night of this and you'll be "grinding" uNL.



      "mildly serious post in likely inappropriate thread, or more accurately any excuse to post a hottie is a good one" post saver:

      Spoiler:
      I know how it could seem spewy, believe me it wasn't spewy, I had a good feeling where I was at and those were my only two pre flop stackoffs throughout whole day pretty much. (After the AQ hand against him I reloaded stacked off 97s out of monkey tilt LOL).
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 02:03 PM
      how is this ****** still getting attention?!?!?!?!
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 03:24 PM
      So uncalled for, but im honored you took the time to post in my thread.
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 06:20 PM
      I love how OP reports his bankroll using x's to try and make his cheeseburger roll not seem so pathetic
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 06:36 PM
      wtf I openly declare myself pathetic and agree nobody gives a **** about my poker problems.

      SOON I WILL GROW THIS ROLL
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 06:39 PM
      A deposit isn't a roll bro
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 08:26 PM
      wow sick op playing 30 bigs deep in hand 2
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-03-2011 , 11:13 PM
      lock it up mods.



      - NMHU.
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-04-2011 , 03:34 AM
      Quote:
      Originally Posted by Kanadian
      Hero (SB): $42.85 (85.7 bb)
      I'm normally not the type to troll, but I honestly stopped reading there. Nothing else really matters. You're going to go broke and that's that.
      Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
      07-08-2011 , 09:38 PM
      omg played this hand sooooooo bad

      no ****ing idea why I didn't just shove river, I had him on flush draw and prayed diamond hit river so bad then I was like **** ima just call cuz im already raping him and don't want him to have a 3 and be slowplaying hoping im on flush draw too

      GOD IM SO BAD

      IM SO BAD


        Poker Stars, $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em Cash, 2 Players
        Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite.

        SB: $24.25 (48.5 bb)
        Hero (BB): $76.80 (153.6 bb)

        Preflop: Hero is BB with 2 4
        SB raises to $1, Hero calls $0.50

        Flop: ($2) 3 3 2 (2 players)
        Hero bets $1, SB calls $1

        Turn: ($4) 2 (2 players)
        Hero bets $1, SB calls $1

        River: ($6) 9 (2 players)
        Hero bets $2, SB raises to $9, Hero calls $7

        Spoiler:
        Results: $24 pot ($0.50 rake)
        Final Board: 3 3 2 2 9
        SB showed T K and lost (-$12 net)
        Hero showed 2 4 and won $23.50 ($11.50 net)

        Last edited by Kanadian; 07-08-2011 at 09:42 PM. Reason: to say im so bad more than once cuz it's true
        Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
        07-08-2011 , 09:47 PM
        ur awful
        Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote
        07-08-2011 , 09:52 PM
        lock it up for the love of god
        Ima make this my one cry thread so I don't create anymore useless threads(Kana's Kry KornerKKK) Quote

              
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