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08-30-2018 , 05:16 PM
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
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Close your eyes and think happy thoughts....
08-30-2018 , 07:02 PM
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08-30-2018 , 07:15 PM
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I bring in a great 11,111th post and Sammy just turds everywhere.

FranFran put your brother in line!
08-30-2018 , 07:19 PM
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Slowpoking for the win Mr Folding
08-30-2018 , 07:21 PM
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22 year old girl from squash wants the D Mr Folding? What do I do?
08-30-2018 , 07:21 PM
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I bring in a great 11,111th post and Sammy just turds everywhere.

FranFran put your brother in line!


I’m pretty sure 11111 is binary for aaaaa
08-30-2018 , 07:23 PM
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22 year old girl from squash wants the D Mr Folding? What do I do?
Invite her over for a good squashing, obvi. Take her out for a nice D-inner, then make sure you wind up in-her
08-30-2018 , 08:21 PM
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What do you think?

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08-30-2018 , 08:55 PM
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Found this on reddit.

An Australian goes to new Zealand and sees a guy ****ing a sheep on the side of the road, he says mate, in Australia we sheer our sheep. The new Zealand guy says, **** off, I'm not sheering her with anyone.

/sorry Colin
//Thanks Morph
08-30-2018 , 09:12 PM
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give her the D but pull out instead of wrapping it up and dont buy her **** before she puts out
08-30-2018 , 10:26 PM
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i wear condoms reading bbv, can never be too safe!
08-30-2018 , 10:34 PM
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I'm gonna need a hacksaw
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Our STDs cant be stopped with a little rubber
08-30-2018 , 11:10 PM
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big rubber it is then!
08-31-2018 , 12:20 AM
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Found this on reddit.

An Australian goes to new Zealand and sees a guy ****ing a sheep on the side of the road, he says mate, in Australia we sheer our sheep. The new Zealand guy says, **** off, I'm not sheering her with anyone.

/sorry Colin
//Thanks Morph
NZ sheep numbers in 1982: 70 million
NZ sheep numbers today: 26 million

Australia will have to come up with some new jokes soon
08-31-2018 , 01:21 AM
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Poor sheep
08-31-2018 , 01:21 AM
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What do you think?

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Also this is ****ing genius how is it not getting more attention are you kidding me?!
08-31-2018 , 02:31 AM
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Calm down
08-31-2018 , 06:54 AM
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no u
08-31-2018 , 07:09 AM
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08-31-2018 , 07:14 AM
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IT guy who used to come and fix our computers/printers at work died a couple of days ago. He was only 42. RIP
08-31-2018 , 07:22 AM
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RIP IT guy
08-31-2018 , 08:17 AM
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RIP IT.

Last day of Office Work II, Electric ****stormaloo. **** you , Friday.
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08-31-2018 , 09:08 AM
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RIP IT guy
08-31-2018 , 09:28 AM
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RIP IT dude.
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