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09-06-2007 , 08:47 AM

#276

gehrig

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Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $50/$100
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 9

SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: 3

(3SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB checks.

Turn: 5

(1.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero calls.

River: A

(7.5BB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 9.5BB
SB showed 4d 7d
Hero mucks 9c 5d

BOY I ALMOST FOLDED THSI TIME

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09-06-2007 , 08:49 AM

#277

gehrig

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JUST [censored] OFF UR GAY

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $50/$100
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with K

Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: A

(3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: T

(3.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: 8

(5.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7.5BB
BB showed Jd 5c
Hero mucks Kh 6h

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $50/$100
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 6

Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 9

(3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero calls.

Turn: Q

(3.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

River: T

(5.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 7.5BB
BB showed 6h Qd
Hero mucks 6c 2c

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09-11-2007 , 01:34 PM

#278

gehrig

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oh my [censored] god i am on tilt

how did i just drop like 3k to this [censored] genius

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 5

Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 7

(3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: 3

(2.5BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

River: 8

(4.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Results:
Final pot: 6.5BB
BB showed Jd 8c
Hero mucks 5c Ks

i got disconnected so the hand history didnt go into PT but one hand he raised button i 3bet QJ, flop 852 i bet he call. turn 5 i bet he calls river T i get disconnected JT good. jesus ****ign fhdsuifhwesuerewh8r

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09-11-2007 , 01:37 PM

#279

gehrig

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tg4reuytgh9wwru4ethy
[ghresg]
erghtwu9etw
h4t3wuht

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09-12-2007 , 12:59 PM

#280

gehrig

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GOD DAMN I PLAY GOOD

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 6

Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: K

(4SB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Turn: 5

(5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

River: 4

(9BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 9BB

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09-12-2007 , 01:06 PM

#281

gehrig

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after a year of me dominating the heads up games my opponents seem to have found the correct adjustment to my style, and that adjustment is to win 60% of showdowns

BUT PIMP DADDY GEHRIG GOT AN ADJUSTMENT TOO ITS CALLED GET ABOARD THE PIMP DADDY EXPRESS HOLLA CHOO CHOO ALLLLL ABOOOOOAARRRD

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09-12-2007 , 09:17 PM

#282

yourface

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 5,657

gehrig plz explain that last hand

he only b/3b draws and will b/c c/r good hands or something?

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09-13-2007 , 11:27 PM

#283

gehrig

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i had a flush draw and a straight draw, pretty standard semibluff

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09-13-2007 , 11:28 PM

#284

gehrig

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today was a good day

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09-18-2007 , 08:18 PM

#285

gehrig

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so i guess i kinda went on tilt at one point today:

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with T

Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Flop: Q

(7SB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Turn: A

(7.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

River: 6

(15.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 23.5BB
BB showed Ks Ah
Hero showed Th 9c

thankfully chasing losses at higher stakes ALWAYS works SHIP SHIP holla

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09-28-2007 , 06:27 AM

#286

gehrig

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holler

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 9

SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: T

(2.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: 3

(5.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB calls.

River: 5

(11.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB folds.
Uncalled bets: 1BB returned to Hero.

Results:
Final pot: 11.33BB

value towning the same guy <3

Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $15/$30
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is BB with 4

SB raises, Hero 3-bets, SB caps, Hero calls.

Flop: 9

(6.67SB, 2 players)
Hero checks, SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, SB calls.

Turn: 6

(7.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

River: 5

(9.33BB, 2 players)
Hero bets, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 11.33BB
Hero showed 4s 3s
SB mucks Ah Jc

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09-28-2007 , 06:30 AM

#287

gehrig

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i wonder if sexying the second river would have worked

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09-28-2007 , 06:48 AM

#288

killsadie

banned

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bet raise raise bet raise raise raise raise until they fold then post on 2p2

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10-01-2007 , 07:49 AM

#289

gehrig

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Full Tilt Poker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $30/$60
2 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (2 players) Hero is SB with 6

Hero raises, BB calls.

Flop: 4

(3SB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB calls.

Turn: A

(2.5BB, 2 players)
BB checks, Hero bets, BB raises, Hero 3-bets, BB calls.

River: 3

(8.5BB, 2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB 3-bets, Hero caps, BB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 16.5BB
BB showed 6h 5h
Hero showed 6c 5c

when i didnt scoop this pot i was so [censored] angry

thankfully i won like 80 bets in the next 50 hands holla

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10-01-2007 , 10:57 AM

#290

Perestroika

grinder

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 569

Whoever invented limit poker deserves a horrible suffering.

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10-09-2007 , 04:27 PM

#291

gehrig

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IDDQD

Full Tilt Poker $15/$30 Limit Hold'em - 2 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4

, 3

SB/Button raises, Hero 3-bets, SB/Button calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) 2

, 6

, K

(2 players)
Hero bets, SB/Button calls.

Turn: (4.00 BB) J

(2 players)
Hero bets, SB/Button raises, Hero 3-bets, SB/Button calls.

River: (10.00 BB) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets, SB/Button calls.

Final Pot: 12.00 BB

Results:

SB/Button mucks Td, Ks.
Hero shows 4c, 3h (a straight, Six high).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.98 BB.
($0.50 Rake)

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10-09-2007 , 04:29 PM

#292

Phatsac

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no one gives a crap about these

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10-09-2007 , 04:31 PM

#293

gehrig

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stop posting on my message board or your legs will be broken

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10-09-2007 , 06:22 PM

#294

nath

the second coming of the second coming

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 69,754

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no one gives a crap about these

You are wrong, gehrig is awesome and this thread is better than anything you've ever done

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10-16-2007 , 04:31 AM

#295

gehrig

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I AM THE CHOSEN ONE

Full Tilt Poker $30/$60 Limit Hold'em - 2 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8

, A

SB/Button raises, Hero 3-bets, SB/Button calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) T

, 3

, J

(2 players)
Hero bets, SB/Button calls.

Turn: (4.00 BB) 8

(2 players)
Hero bets, SB/Button calls.

River: (6.00 BB) 2

(2 players)
Hero checks, SB/Button bets, Hero raises, SB/Button calls.

Final Pot: 10.00 BB

Results:

SB/Button mucks 9s, 8s.
Hero shows 8c, Ah (a pair of Eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 9.99 BB.
($0.50 Rake)

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10-16-2007 , 04:34 AM

#296

NNNNOOOOONAN

veteran

Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 2,584

what did you have where you 3 bet his c/r then folded to a cap
on the like a,k,9,9,x board?

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10-16-2007 , 04:35 AM

#297

gehrig

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i dont remember that hand but my likeliest holding was tilt

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10-16-2007 , 04:49 AM

#298

gehrig

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man i was stuck 3k

sat down to play again. got stuck 7k

was playing a guy who played in such a way that 3betting every single BB was correct. swongs occured

just finished ahead 500 for the day holler

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10-16-2007 , 05:28 AM

#299

lippy

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IDDQD

This deserves some

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10-16-2007 , 06:20 AM

#300

Victor

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yo gehrig i love this thread. i try to embody it when i play hu. i suck at hu. but today i tried to be diry diryt. like the old school falcons. jamal anderson dirty bird deion glanville bad moon rison style.

like dirty south. outkast original style. atliens. fish and grits and all the pimp [censored].

like nc style. cmon and rise up. take ur shirt off and wave it round yo head like a helicopter.

and 36 mafia sippin on some syzzurp.