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ballin is my hobby

this really isn't ballin rn

Oh, slow down! They will be up shortly. My vagina is beautiful, I assure you.
Unfortunately, those are for my Sammys eyes only.

Sammy may indeed be a half man, but I am ALL woman.

hahaha Cute. I find well humored men in positions of power extremely sexy. Do you perform above average?

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Such a foolish inquiry. Such tools are for half men suffering from Eurotophobia, Urophobia, or in Sammys case, both. I prefer neither.

Unfortunately, Sammy has yet to make a repeat performance but only due to his work schedule. There is a story there that is worth recounting but I will get to that later.

But this is a HUGE leap forward indeed. I finally have experienced sexual satisfaction from my man. This will only strengthen our bond as a couple.

So again, I must thank the 2+2 community for convincing Sammy to straighten up and fly right! I will share our story in due time with all of you beautiful people. I do take our relationship very seriously so I'll try my best to keep the drama to a minimum.

Sammy sexing himself?

Are you one of Sammys gambling/drinking associates? I thought I told you degenerates to keep your distance? It's because of you that he loses hard earned Krones on embarrassingly horrible Denmark pro sports teams.

5* gimmick I lolz

Which one of you ****ers stole my idea?

What are you implying? My man has no need for masturbation. I, on the other hand, with Sammys phobias, have no choice but to masturbate. I don't know how many times I've cried myself to sleep or sneaked out to spite pee in the North Sea over them.

But my Sammy is on the mend. Patience is a virtue.

DIG BILLIGE STYKKE AF HUNDENS LORT!!!! AM I EVER GOING TO TEAR A STRIP OFF YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME!