I would say cut the bull****. Don't talk about their company. Talk about yourself. That's what they want to hear. They know enough about themselves already. You should talk about your skills and what you can deliver, not how great it would be to work for x company doing x job for x salary. **** all that.

Finally!

Best thread in a while.

TY op.

Apply at McDonald's. They have great benefits even for cashiers. Free uni's and meals!

play to win noob

geez a job

in b4 1:30 internetz.

OP, all your problems will be solved when you get your Nobel Prize for your brilliant work on "the PokerStars c-bet glitch".

Is this true?

i worked there when i was 16, confirmed.

Never heard of this in Canada (where OP lives), and I have friends working there. They only get a discount on meals, and not even that much.

lol i remember at the end of the night we would have all this left over food and some people that werent so well off just filled garbage bags with stuff lol. buns, patties left sitting there for a while on slow nights, etc etc. i think for regular lunch we were alloted one reg sandwich, small fry and small drink

maybe op should stop getting drunk all the time. hmmm

Sell crack OP

An update:

So I stole $500 from a friend's work place today and took it to the cardroom. I started with $200 in what was the loosest 1/2 game ever. Seriously. Raises to $20 that were called by 6 people and so forth.

Anyways, I grinded it up to $550 until:

Hero (UTG) straddled for $5, Q Q
Everyboady called. Hero raises to $40, 4 people call, about $180 in the pot.

Flop: 10 6 4 r
Hero bets out $100, Villain calls and everyone else folds. About $380 in the pot

Turn: Total brick
Villain asks "you have a pocket?". I have him covered by about $50 so I just go all in. Villain: "I know you have me beat but I call" and turns over T8o, no draw.

River: You guessed it. 10. The guys next to me said he folded 10-9 on the flop.

I reload $200 more (over the limit by a bit).

A few hands later, I double straddle to $10. Call, call, call, call until some punk drooler c0ck sucker puts in $75. I ask him how much he has behind. He has about $135. So I shove with my Kings. Everyone folds and he goes "I have my favorite hand, I can't fold." His favorite hand is 98s. Flop 9-9x right away.

And so our journey continues.... as THE WORST run of Poker in the history of the planet that gets worst exponentially day after day. I must've folded a hand that turned out to be the nuts at least 5 times in the night.

My last $100 or so I drove it up to $300 and that was it. Some c--t sits down with $60. I raise to $10 with KQ, she min raises to $20. That screams AK+ so I just call as did the 3 other guys. Flop came J-x-x and she is all in. Turns out she had J7o and some guy was in with the nut flush draw. He missed it. She leaves right away. I was too tilted to continue.

I still have almost $300 from what I stole. I just need to run it up to $800 or something and I'll be able to pay back the $500.

kill yourself, improve society

lol

Are you a ****ing ****** or what? Please don't ever respond to any of my posts.

No, the free meals is only true for management, the grunts just get a 50% discount.


OP - you have the right to gtfo.

gl op

Hang in there, OP. Keep ya head up.

lol

God, this is a level right?

It has to be.

If it isn't, how are you going to return the stolen money?

suicide watch, still alive?

I've been running so bad I'm actually whiling to gamble with my life to get back to where I was right before that run from hell.

Back to back in the same night, 500BB pots QQ vs T8 and KK vs 98. Something like that never worked in my favor and I will never run that much above EV in a lifetime.

we're not the only ones who doesn't give a **** about you, confirmed

But yet you take the time to post in my thread.