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11-26-2017 , 05:37 AM

the_tubapol

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 356

I suck at poker.

I can't fold when I know I'm beat.

I can't bluff when I know someone is weak.

I can't value bet with medium-strength hands.

I can't beat people who I know are dumber than me.

I quit.

FU, poker.

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11-26-2017 , 05:45 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,937

You get your sucking skills from your mom.

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11-26-2017 , 06:11 AM

the_tubapol

journeyman

Join Date: Jul 2013 Posts: 356

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You get your sucking skills from your mom.

Dude, your mom won a bracelet for her sucking skills.

(also, this place has really started sucking since I last logged on, wtf? right off the bat with YOUR MAMMA BLOWS GOATS !1! ??? where's the funny gifs or booby picks or something nice? gawddamn.)

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11-26-2017 , 06:14 AM

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,937

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Originally Posted by the_tubapol

Hilarious from someone who didn't have threadsavers on an aids thread.

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11-26-2017 , 06:17 AM

vrael111

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 2,964

So how much did u lose op

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11-26-2017 , 09:11 AM

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

OPs mom - all time bracelet leader

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11-26-2017 , 09:58 AM

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

op sucks at choosing moms

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11-28-2017 , 01:20 PM

SamSneade

centurion

Join Date: Sep 2016 Posts: 130

OP are u sure the people outplaying u are the dumb ones? Just something to think about mang.

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11-28-2017 , 04:03 PM

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,911

Ban OP this isn't a thread. I would empty a rubbish bin on you if you ever met you OP, ya maggot

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11-29-2017 , 03:31 PM

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robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,833

Op sucks worse at threads.

Not judgin, just sayin....

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11-29-2017 , 06:09 PM

#11

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

Only thing shes getting from me is honey nut cheerios for breakfast

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11-30-2017 , 03:34 AM

#12

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Sex acts aren't insults. It's sad that culture hasn't moved past it's sex fear. She's a hero.

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11-30-2017 , 05:14 AM

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Singasong2222

banned

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 1,243

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Originally Posted by Majik19

Sex acts aren't insults. It's sad that culture hasn't moved past it's sex fear. She's a hero.

+1 good way think about it

Any mom that gives the sucks is a great mother and huge value to the world....

From now on all mum who suck are hero's.....

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11-30-2017 , 10:31 AM

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robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,833

But then how can Craggoo insult our mums?

Last edited by robert_utk; 11-30-2017 at 10:55 AM.

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11-30-2017 , 02:05 PM

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ZeckoRiver

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 5,590

op is stuck with poker he has the bug

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11-30-2017 , 04:56 PM

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FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

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11-30-2017 , 05:58 PM

#17

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,911

OP has a rare case of the clap

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