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I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf

08-29-2010 , 10:25 AM
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 02:19 PM
That is normal taj mahal policy. One month for each inch.
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Jon Bradshaw
lol in all your excitement to post your first joke you failed epicly ducy?

keep on trucking 8-)

jay b
I thought you quit. I guess you kept on trucking and ignored the haters.

Spoiler:
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 05:42 PM
This should be a beat, you're stuck playing in AC and at the Taj, that's like a double beat.

Looks like you lost with the nuts though.
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 05:44 PM
Kinda surprised Taj had the balls to ban you.
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 05:46 PM
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Originally Posted by grabber
did OP chub up first or was he already excited from the sword fight potential.

p.s. whipping your dick out to a group of guys is gay
p.p.s. in before OP claims it was his wallet or phone or something to make jokes lulsz
whipping your dick out to a bunch of guys for 5k is gay? he said got it out, not got it out, got it licked by everyone at the table and enjoyed it. ******...your trying too hard!
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 06:10 PM
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Originally Posted by xIamAllinx
Or they dont want winners in their casino !
as long as the winner's wiener stays in the chap's chaps they don't care
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 06:26 PM
there once was a player so drunk
he agreed to bet on his junk
he put it on the table
and to ship it was able
it looked like an elephants trunk
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 08:40 PM
^rofl
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 09:37 PM
Fine as long as you don't spew.

Last edited by Mich P Rich; 08-29-2010 at 10:05 PM.
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 10:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ballbag79
always bet on black
hahaaha thats my buddy nice1
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-29-2010 , 10:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ballbag79
always bet on black
lol
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 02:31 AM
how can everyone at the table agree, that you can put ur dick on the table?WTF such bs story
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 02:33 AM
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Originally Posted by WhyNotBet
Who are you? Why is this news, views, or gossip?

castrate urself dingbat
whoa didnt know anyone else used the word dingbat other than my own father.
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 06:04 AM
do not want
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 06:32 AM
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Originally Posted by swd805
whoa didnt know anyone else used the word dingbat other than my own father.
little off topic, but why do people say 'my own' ? it's not like 'my' alone wouldn't suffice or anything.
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 06:53 AM
Im glad i wasn't at the table when you whipped your willy wonka out.
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 09:16 AM
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Originally Posted by YouFaiil
whipping your dick out to a bunch of guys for 5k is gay? he said got it out, not got it out, got it licked by everyone at the table and enjoyed it. ******...your trying too hard!
the licked by everyone at the table and enjoyed it part is implied



Quote:
Originally Posted by Jubes
little off topic, but why do people say 'my own' ? it's not like 'my' alone wouldn't suffice or anything.
kiss my own ass
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 09:59 AM
Luckily you were against the small blind.

When you shoved all-in, did you have him covered?

Were you allowed to straddle?

Did the dealer make a grab for the tip?

How big was your pocket pair?

The other guy just limped in?

Was it a min-raise?

Did you flop, or turn the nuts?

Nice one-outer!

LOL dickaments
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 11:09 AM
^ 1 fail would have been plenty
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
08-30-2010 , 12:40 PM
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Originally Posted by DRybes
kiss my own ass
poty
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
09-01-2010 , 07:43 AM
think this is BS but if it's true, 3 months not enough, it's public scandal cmon
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote
09-02-2010 , 08:35 AM
Yeah...a lifetime ban would be more appropriate.
I put my tiny **** on the table at taj and I get banned for 3 month!! wtf Quote

      
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