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I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs

10-01-2013 , 03:03 AM
Full Tilt - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

Hero (SB): $121.26
BB: $12.50 (VPIP: 34.29, PFR: 21.43, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 72)
UTG: $25.45 (VPIP: 18.08, PFR: 14.69, 3Bet Preflop: 4.71, Hands: 2,152)
MP: $27.03 (VPIP: 23.19, PFR: 10.87, 3Bet Preflop: 10.20, Hands: 143)
CO: $81.73 (VPIP: 60.71, PFR: 32.14, 3Bet Preflop: 6.67, Hands: 28)
BTN: $27.38 (VPIP: 16.23, PFR: 12.29, 3Bet Preflop: 4.13, Hands: 308)

Hero posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has Q K

fold, MP calls $0.25, CO calls $0.25, BTN calls $0.25, Hero raises to $1.50, fold, MP calls $1.25, CO calls $1.25, BTN calls $1.25

Flop: ($6.25, 4 players) Q J 5
Hero checks, MP bets $25.53 and is all-in, fold, fold, Hero calls $25.53

Turn: ($57.31, 2 players) 2

River: ($57.31, 2 players) Q

MP shows 5 5 (Full House, Fives full of Queens) (Pre 53%, Flop 95%, Turn 100%)
Hero shows Q K (Three of a Kind, Queens) (Pre 47%, Flop 5%, Turn 0%)
MP wins $54.45


Full Tilt - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: $75.24 (VPIP: 19.42, PFR: 14.75, 3Bet Preflop: 4.81, Hands: 291)
BB: $31.75 (VPIP: 18.08, PFR: 14.66, 3Bet Preflop: 4.73, Hands: 2,192)
Hero (UTG): $81.15
MP: $10.66 (VPIP: 22.28, PFR: 19.74, 3Bet Preflop: 8.46, Hands: 1,121)
CO: $26.55 (VPIP: 24.67, PFR: 10.67, 3Bet Preflop: 9.62, Hands: 156)
BTN: $34.32 (VPIP: 20.95, PFR: 17.71, 3Bet Preflop: 4.73, Hands: 410)

SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has J J

Hero raises to $0.75, fold, CO raises to $5.00, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $4.25

Flop: ($10.35, 2 players) 4 8 2
Hero checks, CO bets $8.00, Hero raises to $34.35, CO calls $13.55 and is all-in

Turn: ($53.45, 2 players) 4

River: ($53.45, 2 players) 3

Hero shows J J (Two Pair, Jacks and Fours) (Pre 18%, Flop 8%, Turn 5%)
CO shows K K (Two Pair, Kings and Fours) (Pre 82%, Flop 92%, Turn 95%)
CO wins $50.78


THIS HAND IS THE WORST!!


Full Tilt - $0.25 NL FAST (6 max) - Holdem - 6 players
Hand converted by PokerTracker 4

SB: $23.81 (VPIP: 24.39, PFR: 12.20, 3Bet Preflop: 5.00, Hands: 45)
BB: $43.35 (VPIP: 36.97, PFR: 16.55, 3Bet Preflop: 0.00, Hands: 293)
Hero (UTG): $66.77
MP: $29.16 (VPIP: 30.91, PFR: 10.91, 3Bet Preflop: 6.90, Hands: 57)
CO: $43.65 (VPIP: 21.04, PFR: 17.82, 3Bet Preflop: 4.70, Hands: 413)
BTN: $23.16 (VPIP: 15.46, PFR: 10.63, 3Bet Preflop: 5.06, Hands: 211)

SB posts SB $0.10, BB posts BB $0.25

Pre Flop: (pot: $0.35) Hero has J J

Hero raises to $0.75, MP calls $0.75, CO raises to $2.60, fold, fold, fold, Hero calls $1.85, MP calls $1.85

Flop: ($8.15, 3 players) 2 8 9
Hero checks, MP checks, CO bets $6.00, Hero calls $6.00, MP raises to $12.00, fold, Hero raises to $50.15, MP calls $14.56 and is all-in

Turn: ($67.27, 2 players) 5

River: ($67.27, 2 players) 9

Hero shows J J (Two Pair, Jacks and Nines) (Pre 81%, Flop 16%, Turn 5%)
MP shows 8 8 (Full House, Eights full of Nines) (Pre 19%, Flop 84%, Turn 95%)
MP wins $64.27
I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs Quote
10-01-2013 , 04:33 AM
so you have mastered putting all the money in while you are behind.

Sorry, you put in $2.85 out of about $80 while you were in front.
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10-01-2013 , 04:45 AM
the last hand is a standard hand i think
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10-01-2013 , 04:45 AM
You're just grossly over playing your hands.

Review both JJ hands. Look at where you raised. Now take a step back.

Ask yourself. What hands that I beat is calling a raise? This is very important.

When mp xminr with 88 after you xc villains bet, Ask yourself: what kind of bluff would work here given that mp has raised the minimum? Does raising the minimum in a pot this size really look scary enough to scare off hands or is does it look enticing to call?(This one is a bit of reverse psychology!)

Answer these and post your conclusions.

You might see more than you did before
I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs Quote
10-01-2013 , 05:02 AM
whever its all standard.
I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs Quote
10-01-2013 , 07:53 AM
I f*cked Ted
I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs Quote
10-01-2013 , 08:07 AM
Strat in BBV? GTFO.
I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs Quote
10-01-2013 , 08:15 AM
fold pre flop obv
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10-01-2013 , 08:30 AM
Fold river OP, also you might want to consider EAD. Its very popular in BBV
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10-01-2013 , 09:05 AM
Hand 1: Seriously don't pay off these huge shoves in Rush. I tried 5NL Rush and I paid off a few shoves on the flop when I held aces. Every time villain turned over a set. People will find all different creative ways to get their sets paid off in Rush, and overbet shoving the flop is one of them.

Hand 2: Possibly a cooler based on his 3bet stats. Either way just fold pre, villain is giving you terrible odds to setmine and his 3bet is indicative of a pocket pair higher than yours when he 3bets an UTG raise that big.

Hand 3: The min check raise on the flop. Another creative way villains use to get their sets paid off and you fell right into the trap. What is he ever raising in a multiway pot here that you're ahead of?

Anyway you're probably a troll. Can't believe I gave serious advice to this.
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10-01-2013 , 10:10 AM


I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs Quote
10-01-2013 , 10:52 AM
Op I'm going to give you the only serious advice in this thread. Move up to where they respect your raises. Hear me out.

At 100nl+, villains won't set mine to your pre flop raise. One hand won.

Hand two, you are obv repping AA or a set, no way a thinking villain will continue.

Hand three, your shove is indicative of a hand stronger than his, and villain won't flip with their equity in that situation if you are playing higher.

You've evolved your mind above the micros, so you should play no less than 100 NL IMO. Best wishes!
I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs Quote
10-01-2013 , 02:41 PM
who hates Jaques
I play so bad please lecture me AND I HATE JACKs Quote
10-01-2013 , 03:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by wafflehouse1
Op I'm going to give you the only serious advice in this thread. Move up to where they respect your raises. Hear me out.

At 100nl+, villains won't set mine to your pre flop raise. One hand won.

Hand two, you are obv repping AA or a set, no way a thinking villain will continue.

Hand three, your shove is indicative of a hand stronger than his, and villain won't flip with their equity in that situation if you are playing higher.

You've evolved your mind above the micros, so you should play no less than 100 NL IMO. Best wishes!
+1
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10-01-2013 , 03:22 PM
No strat in BBV

Last edited by El_Padroni; 10-01-2013 at 03:22 PM. Reason: But you should probably fold more rivers...
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10-01-2013 , 03:23 PM
Op, once every 3.5 seconds a pic of a dick is sent via text message. For the next 15 minutes you will eat as many of these dicks as you can. You will be known as eadman.
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10-01-2013 , 06:39 PM
Given the direction of this thread I'm also going to suggest that you move up to where they respect your raises
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10-01-2013 , 06:46 PM
I know it sucks, but you gotta move up to where they respect your cheeseburgers.
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10-04-2013 , 12:46 AM
just bad luck OP, stick to the game plan and you'll make it out ok
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10-04-2013 , 02:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by fidstar-poker
so you have mastered putting all the money in while you are behind.

Sorry, you put in $2.85 out of about $80 while you were in front.
You are not good at math sir

Rob gives math lessons

He offers an affordable rate for nickle and dime players
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10-04-2013 , 02:39 PM
OP, you are terrible at the pokers.
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10-04-2013 , 05:14 PM
Wait to get outflopped w/ jacks then go nuts. Brilliant play.
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10-04-2013 , 06:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mildew
I know it sucks, but what can you do? Gotta lose that money
QFT
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