OK, so this is my story.

I hit the casino at around 10PM with my buddy Alex and his girlfriend Bethany. Bethany is a bit of a degen and is a sucker for the penny slots so she goes ahead and plays them.......

Me and Alex find this 1 Dollar BJ table and I get a crisp 20 Dollar bill from my wallet. This is all I had for my gambling funds for the night. I chip up and put on 2 hands of BJ I loose.

I go into a extreme monkey tilt and then proceed to go to the high roller BJ tables and start betting 5 a hand. I hit a huge heater and win both hands and I jump from my seat and proceed to fist pump uncontrollably and high 5 everyone at the table I was evens and wit a huge grin on my face I go to walk out the casino with my right hand man Alex and his degen girlfriend Bethany.

I go to walk out the casino and right near the door was a roulette table. I have second thoughts but proceed to chip up again and put 5 on black I loose. I have a sick feeling in my stomach and rebet and lose. I then put another 10 on black and lose

I run to the bathroom and proceed to punch myself in the head over and over again because I am so sick at the sight of myself loosing all my money. I then have around 5-7 lumps on my head and I still feel sick and dazed. A whole 20 dollars just like that. Alex and Bethany get a cab back to their house and I stay at the bar and order a ice cold Cola to drown my sorrows in then get a cab back to my house a hour later.

So I am sitting here typing this up and I am broke and no money for food. I just had to dig out some old burgers from the fridge and eat them without any buns or anything.

I think I have a huge gambling problem and will be putting in extra hours at the super market to earn back that money I lost.

EAD at the BJ table

Me and Alex find this 1 Dollar BJ table and I get a crisp 20 Dollar bill from my wallet. This is all I had for my gambling funds for the night.
Me and Alex find this 1 Dollar BJ table and I get a crisp 20 Dollar bill from my wallet. This is all I had for my gambling funds for the night.
Me and Alex find this 1 Dollar BJ table and I get a crisp 20 Dollar bill from my wallet. This is all I had for my gambling funds for the night.
Me and Alex find this 1 Dollar BJ table and I get a crisp 20 Dollar bill from my wallet. This is all I had for my gambling funds for the night.

Then proceed to go to the high roller BJ tables and start betting 5 a hand
Then proceed to go to the high roller BJ tables and start betting 5 a hand
Then proceed to go to the high roller BJ tables and start betting 5 a hand
Then proceed to go to the high roller BJ tables and start betting 5 a hand

Your story sucks

this. You fail at being funny.

Honestly, that's what I call a cool story bro. Such a riveting tale, I honestly copy and pasted it to word, saved on my hard drive, backed it up on a jump drive, drove to the bank, put the jump drive in the safe deposit box, and will leave it there until my kids turn about 12 (when they can actually state their age, and ask what it is I'm showing them), when I will pick it up, put it in an old USB drive reader and relay this cool story to them and tell them, "kids, this is what a cool story should look and sound like...not like the stories your generation tells."

keep calm $20 might seem like a lot of money , you have good job and by sounds of good freinds who will help you out if you ask?

What ever you do do not gamble ever again , let this be a life lesson to always back red