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01-16-2010 , 11:24 AM

noobie1234

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 72

I hate online poker. It is rigged. Hours and hours of loses. books and forums where a waste of time and money. Any advice givin from a pro made me more stupid for listening to it. I am just glad I didn't have the money to waste on that 100 dollar e book. I don't know how long the long run is but I can't afford it. any advice would just be worthless. I don't care what you know. So the only way you people go broke is playing the best hand?

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01-16-2010 , 11:28 AM

IN THE OVEN

adept

Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 1,087

Play all the hands you normally wouldn't play and you will win.

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01-16-2010 , 11:28 AM

DrDonkout

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 467

Any advice givin from a pro made me more stupid for listening to it LOL
my advice.... quit

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01-16-2010 , 11:29 AM

fish491

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 3,130

ship your bankroll

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01-16-2010 , 11:30 AM

KarlizL

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you suck

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01-16-2010 , 11:33 AM

Hood-Flat

adept

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,197

I'm going to make some popcorn.

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01-16-2010 , 11:35 AM

Texas_Oldham

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Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 2,947

Fly to Vegas, wear a tux and play craps. Why the **** not?

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01-16-2010 , 11:55 AM

timistere

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Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 3,952

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Originally Posted by Texas_Oldham

Fly to Vegas, wear a tux and play craps. Why the **** not?

this

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01-16-2010 , 12:12 PM

tankgirl

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01-16-2010 , 12:13 PM

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rigwarl

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 235

umm, didn't you know pros only publish bad advice so the competition will be softer? all the people who actually make money just take that advice and do the opposite

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01-16-2010 , 12:14 PM

#11

1234567

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Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 532

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Originally Posted by timistere

this

your avatar saved this thread for me

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01-16-2010 , 12:16 PM

#12

BartJ385

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Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 2,667

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Originally Posted by rigwarl

umm, didn't you know pros only publish bad advice so the competition will be softer? all the people who actually make money just take that advice and do the opposite

couldn't keep your mouth shut could you - now we will have to kill you, and OP.

... Also anyone else who read this.

... Uh oh ...

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01-16-2010 , 12:17 PM

#13

TuckFard

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 3,192

fold preflop

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01-16-2010 , 01:03 PM

#14

masondylan

stranger

Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 12

My name is Dylan and I am new at the game I have been a losing player for about a year now. where do I go to post my own thread so I can get some advice or ask the pros here questions? I need all the help I can get. Thankyou and sorry I am not framiliar with forums or threads. please email me dylanstaley@yahoo.com

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01-16-2010 , 01:06 PM

#15

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,898

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Originally Posted by masondylan

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/32...ers-questions/

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01-16-2010 , 01:11 PM

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Lenny-T

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,864

[ ] You hate poker
[x] You suck at poker

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01-16-2010 , 01:19 PM

#17

realmaniac

banned

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 1,755

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Originally Posted by masondylan

loldylanments

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01-16-2010 , 01:23 PM

#18

KruZe

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 47,171

don't feel bad, last night i got drunk and ran my roll up to 3,000 and then back down to 200 within 1 hour, standard

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01-16-2010 , 01:26 PM

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masondylan

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Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 12

ok I see how it is working now but how can I start my own "subject page"? Instead of I hate poker, (which i do not hate poker, poker hates me lol, I love poker) I want to say I am new or something like that where do I go to start a new thread?

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01-16-2010 , 01:28 PM

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KruZe

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Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 47,171

go to the BBV4L forums, under the community section and introduce yourself there, thats where you should begin

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01-16-2010 , 01:28 PM

#21

neok

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Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 6,799

flip it

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01-16-2010 , 01:30 PM

#22

emoney14

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Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 75

put on some shades while you play..actually nvm just quit altogether

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01-16-2010 , 01:56 PM

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masondylan

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Join Date: Jan 2010 Posts: 12

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Originally Posted by KruZe

go to the BBV4L forums, under the community section and introduce yourself there, thats where you should begin

Thank you KruZe I apreciate it I now know the rules about posting threads. I am not a dick head so I really didnt need all the netiquete rules. I treat most everyone with respect. But I didnt see where I could introduce myself there.

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