****ing slowrolling blackjack dealers need to be shot in the eye. i have a $500 bet and i have a 20. you have a 16. you pull a card. listen ****muscle, it is not cool for you to pull the card, stare at it for a good 20 seconds before revealing to me that it's a ****ing 5

**** you

texas holdem bonus dip****s: i never play the bonus. i never will. just because you piss away $10 a hand on the off chance that on the 50th hand you get a pair and get a 3:1 payout does not mean i'm gonna do it. and wtf are you screaming at me for when i don't do it and have a pocket pair? 5 ****ing women all yelling at me for the same reason. "OMG YOU HAVE 44 BUT U DIDN'T BET THE BONUS! YOU COUDL HAVE HAD 3 TIMES THE MONEY!" shut the **** up you worthless mancow. why weren't you applauding me the last 37 hands that i didn't have the bonus hand? go menstrate.

Made the post.

I'm down well over 10k lifetime in the pit, but I'm pretty sure I'm up about $50k in alcohol, so I'm a big winner.

a solid investment imo

texas holdem bonus is the easiest game ever i pwn

qft

This is my strategy as well.

I always try to drink the most expensive liquor I can while I'm in Vegas.

Zomg you and I have identical pit philosophies.

ALSO, to join in this ranting:

**** you blackjack dealer who forgot to check your card when you had a jack up. Real ****ing funny when I hit on my 15, peel a 6 and you flip up your hand to expose the ace of spades while I have a 250 bet on the table. Losing with 21 haha, awesome, amirite?

And **** you basic strategy card dude. Yes you hit on 13 against a 9. Yes I'm sure. Jesus christ stop taking twenty seconds for every decision. Oh you peeled a 2? HIT AGAIN MORAN.

AND **** YOU FAT GUY BETTING 1K ON DON'T PASS AGAINST MY ROLL. **** YOU AND YOUR NEGATIVE KARMA, I LOL'D WHEN I NAILED THAT HARD 4, YOU STUPID COOLER.

That felt good.