I dreamed that I was playing Omaha which is weird because I never play Omaha so I'm clueless. Well anyways I can only imagine I'm playing way over my bankroll in my dream....... I proboblly have my entire roll on the table.

I look down at A 7 A 8

I decided to 3 bet because I have no idea what I'm doing in Omaha. get called and see the flop 4 ways.

FLOP

5 7 7

Im first to act and lead for pot. I get called by one villain and we go to the turn, I'm feeling pretty good about my hand

TURN

7

I turned quads! I bet out and then Villain raises all in! I'm like OMG my bankroll is about to double!!! I call off my entire stack!!!!!

RIVER

is a meaningless 3

Villain turns over his hand he has 7 8 10 J

--I'm thinking wait a second??!?!? Then I look down and I have a 7 of spades!!! The casino considers my hand dead and I lose my entire bankroll

needs more PB+J

+1

Also fold river

I had a poker nightmare once. It was right as I started to play 5/10nl live.

I looked down at my $4000 with a grin. I got dealt AA. I was pretty excited- as excited as a donkey can be.

I raised the standard 10bb preflop and got called 7 ways.

Flop: AA4

I bet, got raised, and the other 6 guys shipped their money in the middle.

I SNAPCALLED and the last guy pitched his cards.

I don't remember the turn and river... but I announced "I got quads..." and I turned over my hand, but it was like 56offsuit- complete air with nothing.

I was like "WHAT, WHAT THE ****?"

Worst feeling I remember having in a dream- but I don't get nightmares because I wake up when something silly happens to me in a dream.

i had a deam 3 nights ago i was playing 1/2 nl live.
won a $50,000 pot. woke up to real life.

I can't stop laughing!

I aim to please with the memes, turbo, I aim to please

The funny thing is, that's pretty close to how I actually felt while telling the story. ****in Patrick.

I was really hoping that your nut straight lost to a PB+J sandwich.