Slimy wet crunchy krills? Sounds delicious! IDK if I want to buy that kind of volume though. Are you working at subway yet? I always wondered what it was like to be a sandwich artist.

LOL ^ if that graph is real. So you deposited $400 and swung it up to 8k and lost it all in a few hundred hands? That's a pretty steep cliff to jump off. You might not survive the fall.

looking forward to the updates

Also, giving away 2.5k krill account. 1st to pm me gets it.

seals with clubs and betcoin seriously? you only have 24k krill? Nm just noticed other accounts he sold can only be one of a few people on seals then.

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not a bad start to the morning. Just ran 100 chips to 500 ... down to 440 now. going to go for a jog... then some food.

Journey back to glory here i come.

Get help, fo real bro.

use your last 200$ for some coaching you ****in fish

wut up blood, wut up cuz, wut up gangsta

busto?

why do you play with your whole roll?

BRM

that real money or playmoney?

bitcoin is real money. 1 bitcoin currently around 470usd. looks like op was playing during peak when it was 1k usd per bitcoin.

yeah for sure, I ran like $60k below EV during that stretch. and $25k below ev since.

update:

almost hit 2k chips

bummer . Normally I would tell you to eat a bag of dicks but I sincerely empathize I run like crap as well on seals . Hope you go on a massive heater.

What is the normal game you play? short handed 1/2 and 2/4?

I dont get it anymore, do you have $1500 atm or what?

contemplating taking a shot at nl 10/20 or plo 10/20...

sure, nothing like degening it up even more, go go go

I assume it's dollars because if that was bitcoins it would be close to $500k.

he has 1500 chips or 1.5 bitcoin with bitcoin at 475usd . 1,000 seals chips equals 1 bitcoin

but for real you probably should quit and/or get some help.

its extremely likely youre a loser in these games. unless uve done a lot of work off the table, and ppl that do that dont go selling their cars when they lose they drop down, then i highly doubt u have an edge in games above $4bb and probably not that.

youve probably ran in a way thats made you think youre a winner, or would be a winner if it wasnt for that runbad, but listen, youre very likely not. ppl who make a decent amt from poker every year either get very lucky, play in very soft games, or are very good players who put in a bunch of math etc work away from the table.

you should try to change your life. the overwhelmingly likely outcome if you continue is you digging into a deeper darker hole.

Cold calling 3x button raise with 82s and open shoving 96bb on A82 flop. Runbad Ido!

What is your username on Stars? I forget

was up to 3k.... got disconnected in big pot... then lose to 2 outer when i come back... down to 1800 chips. unreal... going to bed...