LOLWTF, bum game, but still demoralized me

Hahaha god

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1.29

$1.29

$$1.29

pretty sure op's buyin level is the exact same as a double cheeseburger

What can you do

Hahahaha

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What you want to do is travel to PokerStars headquarters and sit outside in your car and watch as the employees come and go. Take notes on who the big shots are, what their routines are like, and what time they leave. Once you have gathered enough intel, follow one of them home late at night and spend another week observing from your car across the street under a tree what their schedule is like. On day 5 you set your plan in motion. Once the wife is alone with the kids you will break in wearing a ski mask and pistol with silencer. You will pistol whip the mother in front of her children and tie the family up in the living room with duct tape and rope. You will patiently wait on the couch watching cartoons until the father finally comes home. As he approaches the front door late at night you will hide behind the door and wait for him to enter. Before he can realize what has happened to his family you will pistol whip him too and knock him to his knees. From there you will hold him at gun point and demand that he take you into PokerStars headquarters to access their server logs for match history. In there you will find an entry corresponding to this match and the player ID with whom you played. You will be given his full account details including name and address and proceed to travel to HIS home. It is up to you whether or not to assassinate the entire family to remove all witnesses, despite the fact you were wearing a ski mask. Cant be too careful afterall. There will be very little investigation into the schedule of this "BB" player as your goal at this point is to simply break into his home and beat him to death with his own shoes. Try to catch him in the act of playing poker online so you can burst into his room, hold him at gun point while making him play, and screaming "is this a game to you?! Are you having fun?!?!" Now, he doesnt learn anything if you murder him, so your best option to make him suffer lifelong pain and misery for stealing your pot is to kill his parents/girlfriend/teddy bear in plain sight right in front of him. Remember, he must not die, he must live with the memory of what just happened. I would also use this opportunity to chip dump his account to random players at 2/4 NLHE.

You are crazy!! hhahahahaha

I mean if suited but off suited?

+1 but I think it's better to chip dump his whole account to one $1.29 buy in reg to make this particular regular the prime suspect in this case of vengeance.

holy ****
i'm scared

wait I cant even buy a cheeseburger with what he won

**** Off

I love how the wife needs to be pistol whipped in front of the children lol