Villain is an aggro donkasauras (60 yr old asian man) in for $3000 and has already doubled me up once. Plays every hand and has to "waise to 4x big brind" or there is no point of him playing according to him. Because of his donkasauras tendencies the whole table has tightened up like crazy. It's ridiculous how tight this guy even made the fish at the table.

Hero is UTG ($1900) with AA and raises to $20
6 folds
Donkasauras is SB ($500) with __ __ (Let's keep his hole cards unknown, and just rebought)
and calls $20 (I was very surprised of the call, I put him on a big hand at this point)
BB calls

Flop: AT9

Donkasauras bets $20
BB folds
Hero raises to $100
Donkasauras Calls

Turn 9

Bink?
Donkasauras goes all-in
Hero insta-calls

River blanks

Donkasaurus tables 99 and now I understand what a donk-bet means.

PS: I did get $2000 for the BBJ so kinda makes up for the $500 i lost ldo


[x] in b4 lnternet
[x] in b4 blackgerbil1 comments on corelation of Join Date and Stakes played.
[x] in b4 lolivaments

brag: $2000 for BBJ
beat: stacked by a donkasauras
variance: can't post threadsavers because at work

legit beagle I think.

ugh, i should stop reading bbv again, coming back from a 1-2mo break from 2p2 and reading this crap just makes me angry

racism is not funny.

if this is true it means that 1-outer made you more money

inb4:

Unsooted aces never win, I dunno why ppl keep playing them.

yeah local cardroom has BBJ and high hand jackpots. all those times they raked my pots for BBJ has finally paid off haha

Id ask for a count first

read op he just rebought for full stack at 500NL

sump check nvg, guy blew your lid off in post.

I think you're missing the point

hAHAh i just read it


simply amazing


makes me wodner how much time ppl have on their hands.

He didnt play it that bad because he has your money.

FYP

was his name JBiggles?

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/29...es-big-773006/

[ ] Sump can read.
[ ] OP needs a £100k graph to poast a question relating to poker gossip in NVG.
[ ] No one reading NVG cares about gossip relating to how much / how little 'some internet poker player' made playing poker.
[ ] Sump has ever talked to a girl who wasn't his mum or his sister.
[ ] Sump will ever get laid.
[ ] Sump will ever do anything more meaningful than respoonding to the OP in this thread in his whole life (or if Sump is a Hindu in any other future incarnation of his life, or indeed in any previous incarnation of his life.)
[ ] Sump has never been to 'www.strictlyshavedsailors.com'
[ ] Sump is not a major share holder, part owner and long time blog spotter at 'www.strictlyshavedsailors.com'
[ ] Sump did not recieve a valentines card this year.
[ ] Sump's mother did not send him a valentines card this year.
[ ] Sump can tie his own shoe laces.
[ ] Sump did not star in the documentary series - 'the dangers of drinking draino when pregnant - the Sump story'.
[ ] Sump recieved a life time award for his trademark life affirming 1st reply record in NVG highlighting his welcoming attitude and community spirit.
[ ] Sump does not need help to clean up after using the toilet.
[ ] Sump was not left on a hill side to die by his parents and was not brought up by a family of wolves in a cave where he was forced to wait in turn behind 8 slavering wolf cubs before he got a turn sucking the last drops of wolf milk from his adoptive mothers hairy teets.
[ ] Sump was not subsequently left out on a hill side to die by his newly adopted wolf family and was not subsequently taken in by a disspossesed amputee bear and its same sex marriage/partner for life hyena (who had a gambling and alchol problem) and was not forced to reenact famous battles from East European history through the early years of his child hood for the mismatched couples enjoyment.
[ ] Sump is a jolly decent chap.
[ ] Sump released a chart topping single 'its alright for Sump' making him a media darling and universally acclaimed by all.
[ ] Sump can find his testicles.
[ ] Sump does not enjoy fapping to pics of battered old hats dipped in varying depths of condiments.
[ ] Sump never sits in lonely infront of his computer waiting for someone to e mail him offering him the chance to divulge his bank and personal details just so he can strike up a conversation.
[ ] Sump has never pretended to be a girl in an internet chat room so he can fap while another boy sits on the other end of the internet fapping about how they've just talked about him nutting all over Sump's face.
[ ] Above is not the nearest Sump has ever come to a sexual encounter in his life.
[ ] Sump was born with a normal psyiognomany.
[ ] Sump gets respect.
[ ] Sump is allowed out after 7pm.
[ ] Sump is allowed out unsupervised.
[ ] Sump has meaningful relationships and friends.
[ ] Sump is an inspiration to all those who know him.
[ ] Sump once went on a date.
[ ] Sump sleeps on a bed of money.
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[ ] Sump does not sleep in a pile of his own feaces and semen in the corner of a bus shelter where foxes and jackals urinate on him in the night.
[ ] Sump knows lots of great jokes.
[ ] Sump has more than one suit of clothes.
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[ ] Sump Sump Sump
[ ] Sump was not voted mostly likely to make a living eating the waste products of rich people for their amusement at school.
[ ] Sump is not on any posters warning of the dangers of giving Thalidamide to mothers to be.
[ ] Sump is not the focus of a government think tank trying to establish what has gone wrong with the human race.
[ ] Sump is a real contender.
[ ] Sump is a contender in any sense of the word.
[ ] Sump is anything to anybody.
[ ] Sump will be missed when he is gone.
[ ] Sump does not rhyme with bump.
[ ] Sump is not short for Sumpty Dumpty Chumpty Mumpty Gumpty Kaphumpty
[ ] Sump is a happy and fulfilled individual.]
[ ] Sump blatantly won't have even a half as long, overly verbose and under justified come back for the uncontestably epic comeback on my behalf.
[ ] Sump has never had come on his back ( or in his hair or eyes) and he certainly doesn't spend half of his time being jerked on by blind men over the age of 70 because it makes him feel loved and wanted.
[ ] Sump is loved and wanted.
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[ ] Sump is universally liked.
[ ] Sump is not attracted to any kind of animal, mineral or vegtable.
[ ] Sump was not caught trying to force him self on a eagle, a lump of bauxite or a carrot.
[ ] Sump can spell Carrot.
[ ] Sump has always felt like he fitted right in.
[ ] Sump is not emotionally under developed and certainly doesn't try and increase his own sense of well being by attempting to respond to internet forum poasts in what he believes is a 'snappy' and 'cutting' style designed to undermine other poaster, concluding his replys with tried and tested interwebs gems like /thread.
[ ] /Thread
[ ] I've never met Sumps mum.
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[ ] Me and Sumps mum are not more than just friends.
[ ] I don't know Sumps mums prefered sexual positions
[ ] Can you see where I'm going with this Sump?
[ ] Sumps mum doesn't know all too well where I'm going with this! (And she's not getting wet).
[ ] Sump doesn't wish he could be half the man I was when I was 12.
[ ] Sump doesn't look up to me.
[ ] Sump doesn't have a poster of me above where he sleeps in the bus shelter.
[ ] Sump doesn't pray to me at night before he goes to sleep in his Poo / Semen Pile and flagelatte himself in the morning intoning 'Hail Biggles, Hail Biggles, Hail Biggles' until his back is bleeding from the repeated blows and his mouth is chapped and sore.
[ ] Sump once thought of a witty caption in a caption competition and was hailed as quite the comedian.
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[By JBiggles]

dudes got 700 posts in 4 months. LOL. Villian goes from 3k stack at start of story to rebuying for $500 with no explanation of how he lost 6 buy-ins. Only doubled OP up once? FAKE

wtf is up with all the morans these days. although the post sucks, your comprehension skills suck harder. he said donk was in for 3K, not donk had 3K

lol'd

will read

[x] This JBiggles post will follow sump around like the Rhino picture and the Youtube link follow BG1 around until Sump finally decides to either switch to pocket 5's or create a new user name.

unlike most of your internet donks i don't care what ppl named "JBiggles" have to say. He obv has a lot of time on his hands to be able to write up such a tl;dr bs piece like that.


LOL

Maybe if some of you guys got laid once in a while without having to use your poker winnings to pay for it you may be a little bit less socially akward and spend less time ranting on Internet forums hahahaha

tl;dr

How quickly are you calling here? Live 500NL i like folding..