Hi.
I received no love in micro-small stakes so I decided you guys might appreciate a giggle for a few banana hands.

Sorry for the title, a bit of disoriented just woke up.

This is a brag thread, because I'm a poker god.

Thank you.

I'll start with a single hand and most likely post a hand whenever I can.

In this occasion we're repping quads.
Let me know if you wan't my thought process.

I also offer coaching $350/h


6MAX BB 10c
BTN 115BB Good reg
SB 150BB Ok reg
BB HERO 190BB

Hero is Dealt JQ

3 folds, BTN opens to 2.5BB, SB calls 2.5BB, Hero calls 2.5BB

Flop (7.5BB) : 343

SB check, Hero bets 4BB, BTN calls 4BB, SB calls 4BB.

Turn (19.5BB) : 3

SB check, Hero bets 5BB, BTN calls 5BB, SB Raise to 19.93BB

Hero raises 176.1BB and is all in, BTN folds,SB folds.

did not read a single word and dont intend to

Thanks

I piss a lot

Can I buy some of your piss bottles?

yeh you should annoy them, they stinky nerds

Thank you kind sir, it's been an absolute pleasure having a conversation with your kindness.

I am currently watching a movie and will post a story in the degen thread shortly after.

Take in mind it takes me a lot of time writing my posts in there, because it requires a lot of attention, explanation and construction of the story in order to make it easier for the reader.

Kind regards,
MichaelorCharlieorDragon_slayer_69_420_pussy.cocai ne.gamble.

lmao

Laughing is not allowed in this thread.
This is your final warning or I'm notifying IRS about you.

Shut up filthy denmarkian

Sir,

I must most emphatically disagree with your stated position. While i have great respect for you as a fellow human being and wish nothing but good things upon your person, I believe there are one or two inadvertent falsehoods or exaggerations in your preceding statement which render significant portions of it incorrect (from my admittedly limited perspective). I would like to discuss these discrepancies with you further in the spirit of mutually beneficial inquiry if you are of a mind?

and what are they gonna do?

Sorry, you made me do it.

I laff!

Nice job on the bookmarks & tabs.

Solid parody.

Thank you. I stole it btw, was too lazy to make my own with the typical