This was just gross to see, it was almost like he could see the turn and river cards, def. one of the worst players I have ever seen. This is over 102 hands of me laughing at the guy to his left for getting snapped off every time

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CO: $50.00
BTN: $117.40
SB: $58.70
Hero (BB): $50.45
UTG: $5.75

Pre Flop: Hero is BB with 2 A
UTG calls $0.50, CO raises to $2.25, 2 folds, Hero calls $1.75, UTG raises to $5.75 all in, CO calls $3.50, Hero calls $3.50

Flop: ($17.50) J 9 J (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero checks, CO checks

Turn: ($17.50) T (3 players - 1 is all in)
Hero checks, CO bets $9, Hero folds

River: ($17.50) 3



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BTN: $50.00
SB: $116.90
BB: $58.45
Hero (UTG): $52.30
CO: $19.30

Pre Flop: Hero is UTG with T J
Hero raises to $1.75, CO calls $1.75, BTN raises to $7, 3 folds, CO raises to $19.30 all in, BTN calls $12.30

Flop: ($41.10) 3 6 9

Turn: ($41.10) Q

River: ($41.10) 4



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UTG: $50.00
MP: $116.65
CO: $60.45
Hero (BTN): $50.55
SB: $50.00
BB: $36.80

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with 3 5
UTG raises to $1.75, 1 fold, CO calls $1.75, 2 folds, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.50) 4 J K (3 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $4, CO folds, BB raises to $8, UTG raises to $48.25 all in, BB calls $27.05 all in

Turn: ($75.60) 7

River: ($75.60) 2



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MP: $66.80
CO: $20.85
BTN: $45.50
Hero (SB): $55.40
BB: $51.25
UTG: $87.70

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with 7 Q
UTG calls $0.50, 1 fold, CO raises to $2.25, 2 folds, BB raises to $7.50, UTG calls $7, 1 fold

Flop: ($17.50) 9 T 6 (2 players)
BB bets $9, UTG raises to $18, BB raises to $43.75 all in, UTG calls $25.75

Turn: ($105.00) 2

River: ($105.00) 7


^^ Nice call pre

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UTG: $90.90
MP: $22.40
CO: $53.30
Hero (BTN): $54.10
SB: $50.00
BB: $118.65

Pre Flop: Hero is BTN with 6 4
UTG raises to $1.75, MP calls $1.75, CO calls $1.75, Hero calls $1.75, 1 fold, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($9.00) J K 3 (5 players)
BB checks, UTG checks, MP checks, CO checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($9.00) 2 (5 players)
BB checks, UTG bets $6.50, MP folds, CO folds, Hero folds, BB calls $6.50

River: ($22.00) 9 (2 players)
BB bets $10, UTG calls $10



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BB: $50.00
UTG: $46.20
Hero (CO): $94.10
BTN: $50.60
SB: $153.15

Pre Flop: Hero is CO with 9 J
UTG calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, 1 fold, SB raises to $1.50, BB raises to $6, 2 folds, SB calls $4.50

Flop: ($13.00) Q 7 5 (2 players)
SB bets $5, BB raises to $14.50, SB calls $9.50

Turn: ($42.00) 9 (2 players)
SB bets $10, BB raises to $29.50 all in, SB calls $19.50

River: ($101.00) J


^^ I like how I had J9 this hand too LOL.

After Mr. LagDonkTard has $200ish in front of him, he donks off 2 buyins in like 5 hands and then this gem right before he leaves

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MP: $148.50
CO: $36.10
BTN: $50.00
Hero (SB): $105.40
BB: $50.00
UTG: $99.55

Pre Flop: Hero is SB with Q A
UTG calls $0.50, MP raises to $2.25, 2 folds, Hero calls $2, BB calls $1.75, UTG calls $1.75

Flop: ($9.00) J 7 4 (4 players)
Hero checks, BB checks, UTG checks, MP bets $5, Hero folds, BB folds, UTG raises to $10, MP raises to $25.50, UTG calls $15.50

Turn: ($60.00) T (2 players)
UTG checks, MP bets $27.50, UTG calls $27.50

River: ($115.00) 8 (2 players)
UTG checks, MP bets $93.25 all in, UTG calls $44.30 all in


^^ Seriously, though c'mon...

aha
blotkis is heavily concderned

[x] villain played better than hero

[x] Hero plays better than you

lol id be pissed

lol sweet run from this donk

Haha, hand 2, 3, 6 and 7 was my buddy playing him. I remember these hands from him complaining about them over the phone, especially the last one when he flopped a set of jacks, hahaha

When I look at it, this is all him getting pwnd by the donk

el o el

I am the guy who got beaten up in hand 2, 3, 6, and 7!! When I lost after I flopped a set with the jacks I just screamed and wanted to kill myself! I have never seen anyone play so bad, ever. He must have been drunk or something.

I called elefanton and cried on the phone

orly

HU4rollz ?

boooo epic fail

OMG IDC

Grats on being on a giant heater over a small sample size, you played so many of those hands so terribly. You probably should have made yourself anonymous when you converted the HH