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12-05-2021 , 03:52 PM

#101

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Why don't you locate him with your StingRay?

Not a cool thing to do to an Australian.

Spoiler:

12-05-2021 , 04:48 PM

#102

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Fear not, Mr. Sheep, for I come bearing good news! The crazy Korean therapist is no more, the busty Chinese beauty bailed (this is for the best), and I have settled on just the nice and sweet Korean girl. First time in years I've been seeing only one person. This is weird.

That is indeed good news. Congratulations!

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Happy Sheepday!

Happy Sheepday to ewe too!

12-05-2021 , 05:07 PM

#103

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Not a cool thing to do to an Australian.

Spoiler:

12-06-2021 , 12:38 AM

#104

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

This is what Denmarkians consider fun? Spending a night stranded in an IKEA?

No wonder they love handball… anything else would be far too stimulating.

12-06-2021 , 12:40 AM

#105

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Do Swedes fantasize about being locked in a Lego store?

12-06-2021 , 01:30 AM

#106

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

No, Lego beds are too stimulating.

12-06-2021 , 06:36 AM

#107

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Denmarkians are easy to entertain

12-06-2021 , 06:37 AM

#108

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Not much happening in their communist hellholemöller

Last edited by FWWM; 12-06-2021 at 06:48 AM.

12-06-2021 , 08:00 AM

#109

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

This is what Denmarkians consider fun? Spending a night stranded in an IKEA?

No wonder they love handball… anything else would be far too stimulating.

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Do Swedes fantasize about being locked in a Lego store?

Aalborg is in Denmark, and iirc Sammy lives there!

Would be hilarious if he was one of those customers!

12-06-2021 , 10:49 AM

#110

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

Everywhere in Denmark is close to where Sammy lives.

12-06-2021 , 10:55 AM

#111

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Who’s FranFran?

I will drink your piss so fast you wont know what happened you little punk.

12-06-2021 , 10:56 AM

#112

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

sj how can i find that blog of mine?

12-06-2021 , 10:57 AM

#113

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

@morphilian

Could you call your friends in Vienna if there are any alive, and ask what is going on with concord card casino? Or are there any other live games in Vienna nowadays.

12-06-2021 , 11:55 AM

#114

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

sj how can i find that blog of mine?

https://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/226/house-blogs/

12-06-2021 , 01:05 PM

#115

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

@morphilian

Could you call your friends in Vienna if there are any alive, and ask what is going on with concord card casino? Or are there any other live games in Vienna nowadays.

Poker in Vienna is gone!

After more than 25 years the law finally got to the CCC; Montesino as well. They were operating semi-legally the whole time. The only place now would be the official Casinos Austria place near the Opera I guess, but I never played there.

Are you in Vienna rn? The nearest place to go is Bratislava, there should be some options.

12-06-2021 , 02:38 PM

#116

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Aalborg is in Denmark, and iirc Sammy lives there!

Would be hilarious if he was one of those customers!

Sammy wouldn't get stranded because of a little bit of wind and snow, punk!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Poker in Vienna is gone!

After more than 25 years the law finally got to the CCC; Montesino as well. They were operating semi-legally the whole time.

That's sad. Thanks Morph!

12-06-2021 , 02:45 PM

#117

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Poker in Vienna is gone!

Really? Wtf…..

I once played in casino wien in karntner strasse… they had like one or two tables upstairs on the first floor…

It was like 10 years ago … maybe they expanded now if they are monopoling nicely and softly.

Im not in vienna right now. Im flying to Lond. Tomorrow but planned to
Go to vienna next week.

Im not sure is there a lockdown going on in vienna, will call some friends tomorrow.

12-06-2021 , 03:01 PM

#118

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

No poker in Vienna? How is W. A. Mozart IX supposed to lose all the monies?!?

12-06-2021 , 03:14 PM

#119

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

That all went down already last year shortly before Corona. Vienna had such a big Poker scene that there will be some underground stuff going on for sure. OTOH, Bratislava is just an hours drive away.

12-06-2021 , 03:18 PM

#120

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

In America it’s illegal for Austrians to play poker. Or maybe it’s Australians.

12-06-2021 , 04:02 PM

#121

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

In America it’s illegal for Austrians to play poker. Or maybe it’s Australians.

you guys across the ocean have been weird for decades, but idk whats going on with europe.

Classic nits.

12-06-2021 , 04:05 PM

#122

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

12-06-2021 , 04:52 PM

#123

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

In American casinos, you must always have one hand on top of your head when seated at a table. It’s how we weed out the Austrians.

Spoiler:

12-07-2021 , 02:16 AM

#124

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

HANDS UP

12-07-2021 , 12:44 PM

#125

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,592

I had a mediocre calzone last night and I'm still angry about it.

My expression = my avatar's expression.

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