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12-14-2021 , 07:49 PM

#276

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

punks

12-14-2021 , 08:29 PM

#277

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

So Kvinder's like kinder, or junior league?

12-14-2021 , 09:53 PM

#278

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Was about to point that out myself; Sammy's betting Spilmaks on kids!

12-14-2021 , 10:46 PM

#279

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

We already know that Spil looks like Spiel, which is play, and maks looks like marks which is money, so...playmoney.

12-14-2021 , 10:52 PM

#280

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Okay, I'll stop being mean to Sammy for the rest of this year.

12-14-2021 , 10:54 PM

#281

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Okay, I'll stop being mean to Sammy for the rest of this year.

You requesting a ban until 2022?

12-14-2021 , 10:55 PM

#282

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

No. I just don't want to be scolded by the ghosts of Legos, Grundfos pumps and Lars Ulrich.

12-14-2021 , 10:58 PM

#283

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

To me, Denmark will always be the land that created the DikuMUD (thank you, Sebastian Hammer), and for that I shall always be grateful.

But since 1991, they haven’t done ****.

12-14-2021 , 11:07 PM

#284

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

There was also a cool guy named Lars who was a coder on one of the MUDS I operated. He was awesome. He also ran one of the bigger MUDS of the time and was a great RPGer. Met him IRL and he did not disappoint (I took him to Times Square… it was the first time he’d seen a REAL city.)

Sammie, if you know Lars tell him KingFido says hi. (That’s right, this ain’t the first time I’ve been a King F-er.)

Last edited by King Fish; 12-14-2021 at 11:12 PM.

12-14-2021 , 11:10 PM

#285

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I also met up with him in Europe. But Germany, not Denmark. Explains why he asked me to piss in that river.

12-14-2021 , 11:11 PM

#286

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I think we may have gone to Switzerland, too. But that might have been a different trip. I can’t recall.

12-14-2021 , 11:15 PM

#287

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I went to Spain once a met a woman named Pilar. She was hot. We spent a few days in France and all we did was ****. And we went to the Louvre one day but left early so we could **** some more.

When my trip was over we made plans to keep seeing each other, but I never did end up calling her. I was sort of a dick back then.

Fortunately, I’ve matured and am now a much bigger dick.

12-14-2021 , 11:22 PM

#288

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

France is probably the county I’ve visited most. At least a dozen times, which by American standards is a lot.

It’s possible I’ve been to South Korea more, but pretty much all I saw there were conference rooms, good restaurants, and what I assume were illegal poker clubs. God those rooms were nice and soft.

12-14-2021 , 11:23 PM

#289

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I did shoot a (corporate) video with Psy, but that was in the U.S.

12-14-2021 , 11:25 PM

#290

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

He was very nice. And kinda soft.

12-14-2021 , 11:27 PM

#291

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

I've been to Japan, Taiwan and Beijing, but not Korea. I'd like to get over there; I imagine the food is good.

12-14-2021 , 11:28 PM

#292

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I had backstage passes to one of his concerts (to discuss logistics for a Christmas party where he was a surprise guest.) Justin Bieber was there and he introduced us. He was a douche, but I was a douche first. He offered me an autograph for my daughter and I said no thanks, (she was like 2 at the time and I didn’t want to have to listen to that garbage if she became a fan) and I think it pissed him off.

12-14-2021 , 11:30 PM

#293

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I've been to Japan, Taiwan and Beijing, but not Korea. I'd like to get over there; I imagine the food is good.

The food is amazing. South Korea is the only Asian country I’ve visited. And I am a bit upset about that. I would be especially interested in visiting Japan, Taiwan, and Beijing, among others.

I miss traveling.

12-14-2021 , 11:30 PM

#294

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Thank you for coming to my TED talk. Or my Well. Whatever this was.

12-14-2021 , 11:33 PM

#295

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

I’ve had a lot of rum tonight. I don’t like rum (at least not straight-up, which is how we’ve been drinking it.)

12-15-2021 , 12:34 AM

#296

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Millionario XO

try that and then tell me that you dont like rum.

Punk!

12-15-2021 , 12:46 AM

#297

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

This was Appleton 12 year and some reserve plantation something or other. The bottles are better than the booze.

Gimme a $20 bourbon over that expensive rum any day. Run is for mixers and pirates, punk.

Don Q FTW. At least you get your money’s worth there.

12-15-2021 , 01:03 AM

#298

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Im a pirate obv.

I remember drinking some nice and soft plantation, it was some anniversary edition—- like 20+ yo or something. I dont remember I ate too many lambs

12-15-2021 , 04:29 AM

#299

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

So Kvinder's like kinder, or junior league?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Was about to point that out myself; Sammy's betting Spilmaks on kids!

Apparently kvinder means woman, whoever came up with that was probably very drunk

12-15-2021 , 04:33 AM

#300

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Sammie watches kvindergarteners play handball.

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