This is where your susposed to post your wines so I'm going to post my wines! I swear to god I'm a micro-stakes player with very bad luck, what are the odds of a supernova player appearing in half of my heads up games and he won't go away, he keeps wanting re-matches and when I say NO he follows me from table to f*****g table calling me names. So I have a question for you, if you are silver star on Stars are you allowed to suck out on your opponents more often than a bronze star? Because this guy obviously gets a 80% suckout rate against me just because he's supernova he can get it in with a bad hand and win.

I think the Pokerstars chart must look a little bit like this.

Bronze: 5% suckout rate against Nobodys

Silver: 10% suckout rate against Bronze and 20% suckout rate against nobodys

Gold: 20% suckout rate against silver and 30% suckout rate against nobodys, flat rate against bronze

Platmium: 30% suckout rate against Gold and 40% suckout rates agaisnt nobodys, flat rate against silver and bronze

Supernova: 40% suckout rate against platmium and 50% suckout rates against nobodys, 55% against platmium, 60% against gold, 65% against silver, 70% against bronze, 80% against nobodys

Supernova elite: 50% suckout rate against Supernovas, 55% against platmium, 60% against gold, 65% against silver, 70% against bronze, 80% against nobodys

what's a nobody

IronStar

bro wtf too many numbers for average bbv brain/( drunko brain
show this to your m,ath teachre or whaterve4r

lmao

This is where we post wines.

I have noticed this trend aswell im personally a supernova player and i seem to do very well against everyone except supernova elites they always seem to crack my aces and get the best of our encounters at the tables. Hopefully next year ill reach supernova elite so that i can be the king of suckouts.

May I recommend the Cabernet Sauvignon, monsieur?

*** THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT WINES***

Guy's every time I take a **** lately Im literaly spewing blood from my ass hole. Anyone else ever had this? I also have bad pain at the same time. I'm too embarrassed to go to a doctor incase he wants to stick his finger up my ass or anything like that. Any ideas?

I would ask a hooker to take a look. I'm sure shes experienced in such matters. Cheaper than a doctor too.

You've come to the right place. This thread is about wines. Try shoving a wine bottle up your ass to stop the bleeding.

In Kingdom Hearts, a nobody is what remains of those who lost their hearts to darkness.

Your title is right, because the higher your status is, the most hands you will play. So statistically, you're supposed to suffer from more badbeats, m8. Now, get lost.

unless youre canadian

psyche

+ 12

stop dick-diddling with k da c should clear itself up in a week or two

wat

Rectal bleeding (bleeding from the bottom) is usually caused by a swollen blood vessel or a small tear around the anus. However, it can have a more serious cause and should never be ignored.
You should always get rectal bleeding checked by your GP to rule out more serious causes.
Most people with rectal bleeding will see small amounts of bright-red blood on the toilet paper after they have been to the toilet, or a few droplets that turn the water in the toilet pink. These are typical signs of piles (haemorrhoids) or a small tear (anal fissure) in the skin of your anus, the opening through which stools pass. Both are very common problems.
In general, bright-red blood means the bleeding has come from somewhere near your anus.
If the blood is darker in colour or black and sticky, the bleeding may have occurred higher up your digestive system.
Your age, and whether you have any other symptoms (see below), are major clues to the cause of bleeding.
Below are the most common causes of visible rectal bleeding in adults. However, do not try to diagnose yourself, and always see your GP for a proper diagnosis.
Bowel cancer

Many people with rectal bleeding worry they may have bowel cancer. While rectal bleeding is a sign of early-stage bowel cancer, other factors are usually also present for your doctor to think you're at risk.
You will be urgently referred to a specialist with suspected bowel cancer if you have rectal bleeding and:
you are aged 40 or older and have passed looser or more frequent stools for the last six weeks
you are aged 60 or older and the bleeding has lasted for six weeks or more
your GP has found an abnormality (such as a lump) after examining you
you also have anaemia, a reduced number of red blood cells
Find out more about bowel cancer and read the NICE guidelines for being referred with suspected bowel cancer (PDF, 806Kb)
Common causes of rectal bleeding

Click on the links below for more information on the most common causes of rectal bleeding.
Piles (haemorrhoids)

Piles are swollen blood vessels in and around the rectum. They can bleed when you have a bowel movement, which can leave streaks of bright-red blood in your stools and on the toilet paper. Piles may also cause itchiness around your anus. They often heal on their own.
Anal fissure

An anal fissure is a small tear in the skin of the anus, which can be painful as the skin is very sensitive. The blood is usually bright red and the bleeding soon stops. You may feel like you need to keep passing stools, even when your bowel is empty. It often heals on its own within a few weeks.
Gastroenteritis

Gastroenteritis is a viral or bacterial infection of the stomach and bowel, which your immune system will usually fight off after a few days. It can cause diarrhoea that contains traces of blood and mucus, as well as other symptoms such as vomiting and stomach cramps.
Diverticular disease

Diverticular disease is where small bulges form in the lining of your lower bowel. These contain weakened blood vessels that can burst and cause sudden, painless bleeding (you may pass quite a lot of blood in your stools).
Colon cancer and polyps

Colon cancer (a type of bowel cancer) is a common cancer and the reason why you should always get checked by your GP if you have rectal bleeding. The only symptom may be rectal bleeding in the early stages, so don't ignore it.
Colon cancer starts as little growths called polyps, and removing these early can prevent the cancer taking hold.
Cancer of the rectum

Cancer of the rectum is a type of bowel cancer that usually affects older people, but can only be ruled out after seeing your GP (see above).
Less common causes of rectal bleeding

Some of the more unusual causes of rectal bleeding include:
Anticoagulant drugs, such as warfarin or aspirin, which are taken to reduce your chance of a blood clot but can sometimes cause internal bleeding.
Inflammatory bowel disease such as Crohn’s disease or ulcerative colitis. These long-term conditions cause the lining of the bowel to become inflamed. Crohn’s disease affects the gut higher up, whereas ulcerative colitis affects the large bowel and rectum, further down. Both tend to cause bloody diarrhoea.

tl;dr

Do you see this when you go to the toilet DK?

wtf ;/

K you disgusting platypus's, Stop talking about anal bleeding on My thread you freaks, If you want to talk about your freakin ******ed concepts get your own stupid thread!

But how much did you bleed?

you don't even have a thread anymore