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Originally Posted by King Fish
This one time at band camp I had AsAh and the board was Ac Jc TS Ad Kc and I pushed arrin on river and villain looked at me and slowly called one chip at a time then he made me show my quads and I did and then he looked at me and smiled wryly and said wow thats a good hand there is only one hand that beats it and then he smiled and looked down at his cards and then looked back at mine and said oh boy wow what a hand you have and then we locked eyes and i sort of kind of thought hey maybe he likes me cause i dont have many friends but i wasnt sure his eyes were blue they were nice but i did see a little glimmer in them like maybe i dont want him to call and the moment oh the moment lasted forever and he then looked at me again with those blue eyes and i remembered oh noes i am straight this is so wrong the devil brings about these feelings i shouldnt have these feeling but my god he was a handsome man and i did have quite a bit to drink but i have a girlfriend at home and she is hella hot i mean like hotter than that the girl in the transformers movies oh whatserhername you know who i mean yeah she is like that oh yeah its megan fox wait no my gf is not hotter than megan fox i take that back but she is hot and i like chicks so it was all wrong and then he looks back at his cards and he says well maybe i have you beat and before he can turn them over wait my girlfriend looks a bit like taylor swift is that how you spell her name or is it tailor i am really not sure i will look it up though after i post but i do think it is spelled with a y so yeah not as hot as megan fox but still pretty damn hot and i really shouldnt have been having those thoughts at a poker table
and the he turned over one card and it was the Ks and I was like uhoh ohno what is he gonna turn over next and the it hit me that omg taylor swift is really tall hot and tall but tall nonetheless and I don't think I can handle that much height and mila kunis or is it milla I think there is only one l but who knows for sure google probably anew mila or milla Linus year definitely just mila cause milla looks wrong anyway ms kunis just broke up with Macaulay culkin an so she is signle and hot and the right size and if she dated that home alone kid then maybe i have a shot afterall omg imagine me and mila she is mmmmm the things i would do to her hey I hear she is Russian and born there and speaks like 12 languages but does she speak international language i don't know she gonna have a hard time speaking anything with my **** in her mouth pretty sure mmmmmmglp translates pretty much the same in any language well maybe not the African clicking language and can you believe i wrote all of this on my iPhone god that was annoying autocorrect is frustrating sometimes
