Politards: Stop derailing the lulz

HAR HAR!

Only the head is Sarah.

//Photoshop is har friend

Dealt to Weir [7s Ah]
Weir: raises $0.02 to $0.04
jayhawks2121: calls $0.02
*** FLOP *** [Th Td 9d]
jayhawks2121: checks
Weir: bets $0.02
jayhawks2121: raises $0.02 to $0.04
Weir: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [Th Td 9d] [As]
jayhawks2121: bets $0.04
Weir: raises $0.04 to $0.08
jayhawks2121: calls $0.03 and is all-in
Uncalled bet ($0.01) returned to Weir
*** RIVER *** [Th Td 9d As] [9h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
jayhawks2121: shows [Ts 9s] (a full house, Tens full of Nines)
Weir: mucks hand
jayhawks2121 collected $0.29 from pot
Weir: HAR HAR HAR



Dealt to Weir [7s Qc]
jayhawks2121: calls $0.02
madwholesale: folds
Weir: checks
*** FLOP *** [4c 4h Qd]
Weir: bets $0.02
jayhawks2121: calls $0.02
*** TURN *** [4c 4h Qd] [8s]
Weir: bets $0.04
jayhawks2121: calls $0.04
*** RIVER *** [4c 4h Qd 8s] [7h]
Weir: bets $0.04
jayhawks2121: raises $0.04 to $0.08
Weir: raises $0.04 to $0.12
jayhawks2121: calls $0.04
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [7s Qc] (two pair, Queens and Sevens)
jayhawks2121: shows [4s Ts] (three of a kind, Fours)
jayhawks2121 collected $0.39 from pot
Weir: HAR HAR HAR

Dealt to Weir [Qs Qd]
guru21: folds
MNwolverine: calls 30
Weir: raises 90 to 120
novapro: folds
bobko9: folds
DallasInTn: folds
MNwolverine: calls 90
*** FLOP *** [8h 8c 6c]
MNwolverine: checks
Weir: bets 130
MNwolverine: calls 130
*** TURN *** [8h 8c 6c] [Ks]
MNwolverine: checks
Weir: checks
*** RIVER *** [8h 8c 6c Ks] [Ad]
MNwolverine: checks
Weir: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MNwolverine: shows [Ah 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Aces)
Weir: mucks hand
MNwolverine collected 545 from pot
Weir: HAR HAR HAR

Dealt to Weir [2s 4s]
novapro: calls 150
bobko9: folds
MNwolverine: calls 75
Weir: checks
*** FLOP *** [8c Tc 4h]
MNwolverine: checks
Weir: checks
novapro: bets 150
MNwolverine: folds
Weir: calls 150
*** TURN *** [8c Tc 4h] [9c]
Weir: checks
novapro: bets 300
Weir: folds
Uncalled bet (300) returned to novapro
novapro collected 750 from pot
novapro: shows [Jc 2c] (a flush, Jack high)

Dealt to Weir [Kh Js]
bobko9: folds
MNwolverine: folds
Weir said, "HARHARHARHHARHHAHRHARHHR"
Weir: raises 875 to 1025 and is all-in
novapro: calls 875
*** FLOP *** [8h 4s Tc]
*** TURN *** [8h 4s Tc] [Qh]
*** RIVER *** [8h 4s Tc Qh] [4c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Kh Js] (a pair of Fours)
novapro: shows [Ac As] (two pair, Aces and Fours)
novapro collected 2050 from pot

is OP a mute? regardless make OP an effin mod plz, so he can har har har to the bank

Just get a stake imo.



oh yeah



HAR HAR HAR.

Dealt to Weir [Tc 9d]
JeremyHoward: folds
stack75: calls 50
GeneralSmity: calls 50
Weir: calls 25
moumermagic: checks
*** FLOP *** [8s Td 4h]
Weir: bets 150
moumermagic: folds
stack75: calls 150
GeneralSmity: folds
*** TURN *** [8s Td 4h] [8c]
Weir: checks
stack75: checks
*** RIVER *** [8s Td 4h 8c] [8h]
Weir: bets 1175 and is all-in
stack75: calls 1175
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Tc 9d] (a full house, Eights full of Tens)
stack75: shows [Qd 8d] (four of a kind, Eights)
Weir: HAR HAR HAR

Dealt to Weir [Qd Jd]
Gurus84: raises 200 to 400
Weir: calls 300
GeneralSmity: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ad 7d 6c]
Weir: checks
Gurus84: bets 600
Weir: raises 2400 to 3000
Gurus84: calls 1895 and is all-in
Uncalled bet (505) returned to Weir
*** TURN *** [Ad 7d 6c] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 7d 6c Qs] [2h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Weir: shows [Qd Jd] (a pair of Queens)
Gurus84: shows [Kc Qh] (a pair of Queens - Ace+King kicker)
Gurus84 collected 5990 from pot

AHARHARHHRHHAHHARHHARHAR

How'd you get 100,000 FPPs and not get GoldStar?

+1

har har har

pretty harrific

5 stars

get a stake +1

lol this sounds like a load of **** from the left wing, always have to find something to cry/blame people for... well done sir

and also to counteract your statement... a lot of black people are going to vote for obama because hes black, and not for mccain because mccain is white... (what? ya its stupid, but if what you say is true then what i say is true eh?)

on a side note, I was driving the other day and there was like 1000 black people in the street (no joke, it was after some event) and I was driving trying to get out of traffic, and I was getting harrassed for being white... shame that we are still so segregated

this thread made me harharhar so bad =)

lol

lol... go away.

Great thread OP... made me smile.

A+ Name
A+ Thread

5 hars!

also, knock it off with the politics

5*

HA HA HAR DEE HAR HAR

**** the politics. other than that, A+ thread!

OP for mod.

politards shoo shoo, you have a forum

This thread is so A+, not even the HARtarded political posts have managed to ruin it for me.

HAR HAR,

HAR

lolol