Merry X-Mas minions.

Merry X-mas bros!

Merry X-mas Obamaniacs

Good content. I didn't realize you could still win in 3:2 BJ. But I don't know much about it, so there's that. The variance must be crazymöller tho

Yeah 3:2 you can in most places, Vegas has great conditions. Never play 6:5 blackjack its absolute murder. Variance is a shitshow but for some reason I don't get tilted, but poker tilts me still. You need a solid bankroll for it obv, and you need to be finicky with how much you spread your bets; too little is too little profit but too much can get you backed off fast. Only reason I never split 10's was for cover from the pit bosses, and sometimes if I felt my heat was too high I wouldn't take insurance when it was profitable.

Anyways, merry Christmas everyone!! Trying to take poker seriously again which is a reason why I'm back on 2p2 lol.

Merry Christmas Mr Fiddle Sticks, Mr Sheep, Mr FWWM, Mr Ruo, Mr Sammy5 Bullets and Mr Mmmmkkay and everyone else! Sammy I want to know your Christmas menu! Salmon on the menu here in NZ.

Also Merry Christmas to Mr Morph and Mr Always Folding, Mr Natamus and Mr Robert!

Sammy is currently in Greenland. He will be the one to defend it from Trump.

Trump's gonna invade Greenland so hard Sammy won't even know what hit him!

Trump could knock out Sammy with one single punch.

Merry Christmas y'all!

Argh! Like my fathermöller, he has no idea what he's doing, he barely does any cooking himself, the most advanced thing he can do is maybe like fry some precoated and -cooked schnitzels in the pan for two mins or whatever. Since my late mum passed away he's also gotten superslim, guess what, because he doesn't cook, he doesn't know anything about it.
Nevertheless when I am around and do some cooking, he constantly feels the need to correct me and tell me how it's done. He is also very convinced that he is right and I am wrong. Like, I spent much of my life with science, I passed advanced courses in chemistry and thermodynamics and whatnot. He doesn't even know how to spell thermodynamics
But that doesn't stop him: "This doesn't need that much water". " This doesn't need that much oil". "This doesn't need to be in the oven, a pan will do". "That is finished already". He is the Trump of cooking.

probably why sammy isn't here wishing us punks to all have a merry christmas - currently in a greenland hospital

rip

Happy Boxing Day! 🥳

Obama!

If Sammy doesn't show up in the next 48 hours he'll be assumed dead!

Australia would send help, but... you know... Greenland is so far away.

And it's cold.

Sammy's ready to go to war against USA if this mother ****er doesn't stop this "Hey I'm just like Putin, I want your country, give it to me right now" ****. **** him

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas Sammy!

The Sammy has Sheep's support. Sheep would also be angry if that muppet had said similar things about Curaçao.

Sheep banned till 2026

RIP Mr. Sheep

Confirmed

Good idea

I think Don just wants Greenland because he's jealous of the con job Greenland did when it named itself Greenland as a marketing ploy.