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03-05-2021 , 12:56 PM

#126

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,424

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Hello Flan, my name is Sammy.

Tell Moråph that the answer is: Morph is so bald, that he has never found a hair in his Mettbrötchen.

Of course I've never found a hair in my Mettbrötchen; because my hair is so strong it stays where it is!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

also:

Code:

]Morph lost his hair because of his diet. Eating Mettbrötchen and nothing else for many years gave Morpg the scurvy. He ALso have a tooth pleblem. We should not laugh at molrhp he grew  up in communist country DDR, he ate what was  available at his parent's farm, onion and meat.

I didn't grew up in the DDR, my mom did (partially). Shew fled via subway.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

You must bake the meat prior to consumption Morph!

The Brötchen is baked already; isn't that enough?

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03-05-2021 , 02:26 PM

#127

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 7,244

Happy Poking Day!

03-05-2021 , 03:06 PM

#128

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,424

Oh mmmKay-Day, we hardly knew ye!

03-05-2021 , 03:33 PM

#129

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,131

03-05-2021 , 03:47 PM

#130

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,831

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Curtis/Travolta

03-05-2021 , 04:16 PM

#131

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 25,424

Yes, that video should help mmmKay getting over losing a day named after him.

03-05-2021 , 04:26 PM

#132

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 13,172

We honor the mmmmmmmmmkay. Also Aaaaaaa““aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaAaAaaaAAAaaa

03-05-2021 , 04:29 PM

#133

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Happy Poking Day!

ITT we have excellent gifs, it is mmmKay to Poke on Poking Day!

03-05-2021 , 04:30 PM

#134

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

That video made me want to barf all over again. Thanks JLC and JT

03-05-2021 , 04:31 PM

#135

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

03-05-2021 , 04:33 PM

#136

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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03-05-2021 , 04:34 PM

#137

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

03-05-2021 , 04:35 PM

#138

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

03-05-2021 , 04:36 PM

#139

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

03-05-2021 , 04:37 PM

#140

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

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03-05-2021 , 04:39 PM

#141

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

That has utility iyam

03-05-2021 , 04:44 PM

#142

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

I need to stop gambling when I'm dead tired. Never ends well.

03-05-2021 , 04:45 PM

#143

Cocaethylene

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2018 Posts: 543

I'm sure you lost less than me gambling in the stock market today. The Morph was strong

03-05-2021 , 05:15 PM

#144

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 35,309

Did Morph or Sammy win the fight?

03-05-2021 , 05:38 PM

#145

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cocaethylene

I'm sure you lost less than me gambling in the stock market today. The Morph was strong

This is probably very true

03-05-2021 , 05:39 PM

#146

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Did Morph or Sammy win the fight?

Morph's hair won

03-05-2021 , 05:42 PM

#147

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,131

always

03-05-2021 , 05:44 PM

#148

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

Happy Mmkay Poking Day!

03-05-2021 , 05:47 PM

#149

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 20,012

03-05-2021 , 05:49 PM

#150

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,131

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