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12-30-2016 , 04:10 PM

#951

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Happy birthday Sammy! How did you like my Christmas gift?

Wtf, Morph! 7-day ban for you.

Spoiler:

12-30-2016 , 04:30 PM

#952

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Mr. AlwaysFolding has a funny avatar.

Thanks be to Otter. Just wait for the next iteration my frand.

12-30-2016 , 04:52 PM

#953

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Sammy has taken an aggressive stance as of late. Take your ribbing like a man. How weak!

12-30-2016 , 05:09 PM

#954

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,062

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Sammy has taken an aggressive stance as of late. Take your ribbing like a man. How weak!

You take that back right now!

12-30-2016 , 05:23 PM

#955

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Sammy has taken an aggressive stance as of late. Take your ribbing like a man. How weak!

yea hes a real tough guy on the internet

12-30-2016 , 05:25 PM

#956

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Sammy has taken an aggressive stance as of late. Take your ribbing like a man. How weak!

90 days

12-30-2016 , 05:28 PM

#957

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You take that back right now!

12-30-2016 , 05:36 PM

#958

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Sammy, are you a cinnamon roll or a donut kinda dane?

12-30-2016 , 05:43 PM

#959

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,062

Will we be getting that AMA thread anytime soon Sammy?

12-30-2016 , 05:52 PM

#960

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

AMA takes the time a good AMA takes.

12-30-2016 , 05:53 PM

#961

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Sammy, are you a cinnamon roll or a donut kinda dane?

Sammy eats pigs

12-30-2016 , 05:59 PM

#962

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Bacon rolls then?

12-30-2016 , 06:01 PM

#963

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

What else Sammy? Man cannot live on meat alone. Give us some recipes. You can be the Rachel Ray of 2+2!

12-30-2016 , 06:34 PM

#964

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

i have calmed down, the alcohol helps a lot

12-30-2016 , 06:35 PM

#965

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i have calmed down, the alcohol helps a lot

Man...yeah it does.

12-30-2016 , 06:36 PM

#966

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Not sure if this counts as a bender yet

12-30-2016 , 06:37 PM

#967

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Not sure if this counts as a bender yet

Although, I'm posting here, so that's probably a pretty good sign

12-30-2016 , 06:43 PM

#968

Briro2017

banned

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 858

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i have calmed down, the alcohol helps a lot

I check call this.

12-30-2016 , 06:48 PM

#969

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Although, I'm posting here, so that's probably a pretty good sign

it proves little to no content.

You're home.

12-30-2016 , 07:55 PM

#970

Natamus

Tripped and Fell

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 14,297

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

we need a fred to memorialize the high quality memes,

Nat wheres the highlights?

I don't have to ****ing dance when you que the music you bunch of nerfhearders

12-30-2016 , 07:59 PM

#971

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

yea hes a real tough guy on the internet

Quoting in case of banlistage.

12-30-2016 , 08:23 PM

#972

Briro2017

banned

Join Date: Dec 2016 Posts: 858

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

it proves little to no content.

You're home.

CRICKETS

12-30-2016 , 08:26 PM

#973

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,680

***IMPORTANT INFORMATION FORTHCOMING***

Sammy will be leaving you guys for a long time. Rest assured that Sammy will be out there making the world a better place for everyone. Sammy will also be getting married to his hot gf this summer. You will miss Sammy, you will feel the sadness, you will feel alone and desperate. Despair not my friends, Sammy has love for all of you, even FranFran. Sammy will now unban all of you, so you have a few days to say goodbye to Sammy, and then he will leave on his unexpected journey to save mankind.