Hi,

I am a degen. Have a couple of stories. Dont bother to tell them all, because i forget most of them.

It all began with my ex telling me she has a new one.
(depression).

It is 7th Sept. i am getting my welfare monies. Manage to get with 200 euros into an underground card game casino. Run like jesus. Went home with something like 500.
The next days .. till tuesday i am running hot. cratching 3000 plus.

On tuesday, i am the first time in the hole, loosing 200 euros or so(puts me on tilt).
Two fishes from the casino arrive, they state to have no clue about the game. After like 20 min and playing every hand, calling every preflop raise(30 bb) they are up a ton. (estimate 1 000 each).
After another half hour, one of them is broke, rebought for like 500 more, after loosing his stack.

Last hand i got dealt AT - Before that hand, the second fish anounces, this is his last hand.

Story short: I am loosing 800 euros with two pair vs rivered gutshot.
Down to 2700 plus

Next Day
I am sitting at the local casino and see those fishes again, it seems like they did not learn. (in Short i made 700 plus, fish lost 2,5 k).

Next Day
I am bluffing with Toppair with 250 Euros, managet to loose vs Reg.
Reg seem to know my cards. This one is a idiot, who trys to look at the cards of others.
I am down 250 euros - manage to loose 200 more.

Mega Tilt
Next day

Betting on Tennis.
Manage to win 200.
Loose those 200 on a 6 : 1 lead on tie break - had 3 break points after 6:6.
Would be + if i would win ..
Someone called olivier vs some dude from germany
Loose another 500 with an 2 : 2 at the last minute (60) on Eishockey.
Riga vs Dnamo moskau.
Another 100 on random, lost the ticket there and was happy to loose, because i could not collect if i had won and would be upper tilt.

I am planning to put 1,400 euros on 4 Games.
But couldnt get paysafecards, because the saleswomen thought i am tring to change false money or something like that.
Went to two others, managt to get only 1000 euros in prepared card.

Went home, two games startet, each one of them won.
I managet to bet on draw - (estoril vs sevilla) instead of a win from sevilla as planned.
Manage to loose that too.
(The planned bet would have been:
I tipped it in williamhill, just went to the shop to get the prepaired cards, she just gave me 600 and insists to give me more, i went to the other shops, who where 20 min away each, till i got home, two games started allready(lithunia and kohlscheiber).
Have the 1000 euro bet on seville as an screen shot on williamhill.
Have the 500 euro bet as a ticket, have the 200 bet etc.

Bet would have been:
lithuania vs italy (basktball)
kohlscheiber vs barlog(or something like that, first set kohlscheiber)
This game got cancelled later i read today
lazio vs legia - lazio
estoril vs sevilla - sevilla

I planned those remaining 600 euros also on a 6kombibet, didnt do it though, because i though it wouldnt be wise, enough is enough.
4 allready won, i would need bayern and liverpool to win.
Hope some of them just loose.




Cliffs
Lost Live Roll
Went out that day, my jacked got stolen.
Bought prepaired rise that day, was out of date ...
Got cheated of 5 euros at drugstore ...
Couldnt get a girl at the disco.
Found out my best friend is gay.
Didnt learn for the most important exams of my life in a week.
Lost a 7000 euro bet because saleswomen didnt gave me preparied cards worth 1400 euros.

Plans to quit poker, will spend the remaining 600 euros on stuff and an 10 euro bet.
Brag
Slept for two days with food and pee breaks straight.

standard weekend

Did you ever find out what FYP means?

you had me at hello

Hans booby im your white knight!

Good to see you use your welfare money responsibly. Lovely how society provides for your gambling on tennisplayers you don't even know.

Good to see you use your welfare money responsibly. Lovely how society provides for your gambling on tennisplayers you don't even know.

even better if you are working and still claiming dole plus free house and get dentists free.

whats the matter you jelly that i have free car house and money and have been claiming for over ten years while working.

Very jelly. Wish I was a douchebag.

dunno what jelly means, lost another 60 ..
I am officially ... at zero

If you were a true degen would put whole roll on red

What is jelly?

Spend the last 600 on clothes and food ..
So i am up this month a couple 100, though was up over 3 500 at one point ..

I lied i have worked down the coal mines all my life

as long as people need coal for there fires i will allways have a job

what is jelly? wibbly wobbley strawberry jelly with icecream and big load of whiped creamed and there you have it jelly.

I can spend 50 to 150 from welfare for gambling because i get food for free (grandmother).

Would work, if i would find a cool job.
Without education it is difficult to find a good job, whome get paid good to.
Though i am ill too.

will send you $0.01 for apologizing for that post
(didn't read ofc)

Ohh...

Wat.

This is where I stopped reading.

This thread is so bad you decided to post it on its own instead of in the degen thread. No one wants to read this u tool.

lmao cliffs were not all part of the story but I wish they were

i am phil ivej sun of a b.