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02-11-2011 , 04:35 PM

#51

RangeyMcTriplmerge

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,467

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Originally Posted by GDF

lol @ red

I think it's fine if people want to put it on red tbh. The more redtards there are with their ridiculous -EV plays, the more money gets put in the overall pot for us solid blackers.

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02-11-2011 , 04:37 PM

#52

frosty11

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 9

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Originally Posted by 50B.C.

I just want to add to this. If you have time and money, you should go with a group to a third world country and volunteer your time,money and services. For like 5k you can build a poor village a well so they would actually have clean running water. My mother in law is a minister and she does this once a year. Trust me, it actually makes you feel like you're worth something. There's nothing like helping people out to an extent like that.

Also sounds like a good idea, have already considered something like this.

Bet all on red/black is just ******ed, it must be the ultimate kick tho.

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02-11-2011 , 04:38 PM

#53

50B.C.

banned

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 707

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Originally Posted by frosty11

Also sounds like a good idea, have already considered something like this

It's life changing...you see things in a totally different way after. So if you're feeling like you need that sort of boost, do it.

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02-11-2011 , 04:56 PM

#54

jbov

grinder

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 415

In the bond trading world, where a million dollars is a relatively modest sum, 5m is only $5000, and $5,000,000 is written as $5mm.

1000 x 1000 = 1,000,000

M is 1000 in roman numerals as well.

So perhaps OP is actually near busto.

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02-11-2011 , 05:05 PM

#55

RangeyMcTriplmerge

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,467

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Originally Posted by frosty11

Also sounds like a good idea, have already considered something like this.

Bet all on red/black is just ******ed, it must be the ultimate kick tho.

nah, betting all on 7 after injecting premium afghan smack in your bell end is the ultimate kick.

but in all seriousness, if you're not actually trolling, the volunteering / financial assistance for a poor community is a really, really good idea. a small proportion of your resources (time/money) can literally change many people's lives for the better, including the lives of the next generation. you will also feel so much better about your life and will have a legacy to be proud of - and with good reason: you'd be a genuine hero.

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02-11-2011 , 05:11 PM

#56

Bozzytiger

banned

Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 606

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02-11-2011 , 05:14 PM

#57

chytry

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 4,361

ditch the gf
Sell business or hire a CEO.
Travel alone into a poor safe country and don't look too rich.

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02-11-2011 , 05:15 PM

#58

ak47

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 4,380

if i had 5m id sit on a swively chair with some whiskey

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02-11-2011 , 05:28 PM

#59

kommunizt

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 477

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Originally Posted by frosty11

Also sounds like a good idea, have already considered something like this.

Bet all on red/black is just ******ed, it must be the ultimate kick tho.

Invest in some revolutionary start-ups
Acquire the successful ones
???????????????
YOUR NAME IN HISTORY

Or do as chytry said and come to Portugal, we're on sale! Lots of business oportunities + cheap country.

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02-11-2011 , 05:49 PM

#60

Ravedancer

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 366

I feel OPs pain.
Although I only have 4mill to my name. God has cursed me with looks that put PA to shame. The worst thing though is my 10 inch schlong... sigh. Its got the girth of a Fosters beer can and I can pump for 2 hrs straight without spunking. I hate the fact that all these models and actresses always begging for my D nonstop.
I have to escape this life of hassels and despair. You trolls don't know our pain!
So OP why don't you and I get together and write some poetry?

Sorry no spellcheck on this phone either... god life is so cruel! sniff sniff

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02-11-2011 , 05:50 PM

#61

I R Relevant

centurion

Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 172

I'm gonna PM you a bank account number, which you should transfer some funds to. It is evident that the act of giving will relieve you of your suffering

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02-11-2011 , 06:10 PM

#62

Boink!

newbie

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 25

Put 100k in a checking account and use it to travel the world for a year or two. Make new friends, have crazy experience, grow up a bit and get to know yourself then see how you feel about your family etc.

I walked away from a well paying job to teach English in Korea for 3 years and it was the best thing I ever did. At grad school now training to be a teacher in the UK which will be a big pay cut for me from before but my life is way better for it.

money means f-all if it's not making you happy.

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02-11-2011 , 06:27 PM

#63

Cracked_Avacado

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2010 Posts: 1,978

i have 6 mil n i f***in love it

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02-11-2011 , 06:30 PM

#64

burnst

old hand

Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 1,288

at the end of the day if someone can not be happy when they have no reason to worry about where money is coming from and are financially set to the point where they don't have to do anything they don't want to do and at the same time have the resources to do anything that they do want to do then they are probably pretty pathetic anyway. who the hell has pie charts on their bank statements? hahahahahah

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02-11-2011 , 06:40 PM

#65

worpler

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 1,817

[x] pics of gf

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02-11-2011 , 06:41 PM

#66

ratslla

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Sep 2010 Posts: 5,533

Also frosty du bisch schwiizer?

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02-11-2011 , 06:47 PM

#67

frosty11

stranger

Join Date: Feb 2011 Posts: 9

Well guess I'm out, thx for the serious answers.

Pie charts rock

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Originally Posted by ratslla

Also frosty du bisch schwiizer?

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02-11-2011 , 06:49 PM

#68

niltor

journeyman

Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 282

black odd 31 imo

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02-11-2011 , 06:54 PM

#69

Rart Dirt

banned

Join Date: Jul 2009 Posts: 624

sounds like u need a change of scenery

go on vaction for a week or 2

get a hobby other than poker.

obvioulsy winning money isnt doing it for you anymore.
take a cruise
write a book

maybe ur depressed.
talk to a doc. get some anti depressants

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02-11-2011 , 07:01 PM

#70

Tryst_

banned

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 5,093

5mil $1 bill fire IMO

Spoiler:

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02-11-2011 , 07:04 PM

#71

evildeadalive

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 5,157

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Originally Posted by akyle47

if i had 5m id sit on a swively chair with some whiskey

this obv

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02-11-2011 , 07:06 PM

#72

cberasi

grinder

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 574

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Originally Posted by Tryst_

5mil $1 bill fire IMO

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i agree, liquidate all your assets-->form a pile-->emulate the joker and video record-->post the video here when you're done

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HqcbgSpHMFs