If NLHE is the Cadillac of poker, the lotto is the Maybach of the gambling world. Since I'm unsuccessful at poker, I made sure my balls were big enough to make the switch.

In playing the Canadian lotto 649, I've been playing for 3 weeks so far, so 6 draws, with 2 lines played each time for a total of $4 per draw. I've won a prize in 3 out of 6 draws so far, two 4/6 numbers and one 3/6, totaling $152. Logically this now means that I have a 50/50 chance of winning any prize on the lotto.

This is all skill.

I am now offering coaching. Send 25c to runyouover42 on PS per number I will give; $1.50 for all six numbers that gives you a 50% chance to win any prize on the next lotto draw. For a full hour private coaching: $10.

I will show my results of tonight's draw to show how much skill I have, just remember it's a 50/50 chance now.

TS




couldn't find that thread where u put the pic of ur gf's ass?

So basically I have a 100% chance to lose $1,50.

My motto: **** Lotto
I get the 7 digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow!

what about the area code?

I gave you the math. It's 50/50.

pro lotto tip: choose high numbers so if you win there's less chance of splitting the prize

most people pick birthdays so 1-12 are most common with 13-30 sceond most common

This tip was a part of my $10/hr coaching offer. stop ruining my business. if I see anyone make money off of this tip I demand royalties.

Good idea!

Alright because of all these people running their mouths and leaking my top secret lessons, I am now discounting my hourly rate to $5/hr. Pm me.

LOL, that is actually a good strategy

Pro Tip #527: Always buy at least 8 combinations, covering 48 different numbers. That way you cannot lose. The odds of that one number you didn't pick hitting is 6/49.

Pro Tip #611: Buy more lotto when it is raining outside. Since lotto players are mostly poor people, a lot of the market doesn't own a car. Chances are if they don't own a car, they won't walk/bike to the nearest convenience store to purchase a ticket. Hence lowering your chances of splitting.

the big money is in lotto max, $30M on friday. and the extra is a rip off.

Actually the big money is in Lotto Max when the price is $50M + about 20 draws for 1 million each. The EV is still just as ****ty but your odds increase dramatically. Something like from 1/20,000,000 to 1 in a million to become a millionaire.

The difference in lifestyle change from 0 --> 1 million is probably bigger than the difference in lifestyle change in 1M --> 50M for most people.

Man, if we could come up with a lotto scheme/scam we'd be rich.

Hmmm.... We need something that gives the illusion of skill or mysticism that plays to our need to think we are special and destined to win the lottery......

I got it. You develop a "number board" that plays off of illusionary tricks


at each of the intersections on the grid we throw in a tiny number.

We call it "the lotto board" and we sell it for the bargain basement price of $9.95

All you got to do is stare at the board and you pick the first six numbers that wink/jump out at you.

We also sell a training DVD (for the bargain basement price of $9.95) that consists of some metaphysical training on how to focus your inner energies to help your subconscious contact your "future self" so you can see the lotto numbers...

hmmmm.... I think I'm gonna try to sell this...

what do you think?

^ would buy

if i won a million i think i'd still continue working, i think its about the $5m mark i stop working.

if your playing the lotto your looking for lightening in a bottle, why not go for the bigger prize. you could also just play both i suppose.

Ugh it's bad enough that they make ROULETTE and CRAPS systems. Now lotto? One of the biggest -EV propositions you could bet on.

For me the occasional $20 that I will dump on a Lotto Max ticket is the purchase of being able to dream what I could do with the money. How I will buy that old dump I used to work as a teenager and fire the manager or buy that restaurant where the employee refused to take a $100 bill and then fire that employee.

That ******* currently working under me who is so valuable to the organization, not so valuable now are we?

End corruption and hunger in a small country.

Take the cure for cancer and aids one step forward.

Have my own beach mansion with waterslides and a Poker lounge where I would hold parties with topless (and bottomless) teenage girls.

And I think if I actually won the Lotto Max, I'd be EV neutral lifetime. To think about that time where my 5-team parlay lost because a baseball Under 7.5 produced 8 runs, 6 of which after a 2-out nobody on situation, 5 of those unearned, team with the 6 runs with only 3 hits and the other 2 runs coming in because after 2 outs nobody on, 1 single and 2 walks later, the pitcher with a <.050 batting average gets aboard on an error.

That's just the tip of the iceberg. All the times I final table bubbled because A2o UTG couldn't let it go against my Kings and hit. And repeat given scenario 18 times in a row. Missing 10 boards in a row on live cards or coinflips but insta-getting 3 outtered on a AJ vs A2 AIPF.

I'm willing to spend $10/hr for3 hours of coaching just for the entertainment. Will PM details.

Teach me your ways!

Some guy sells a system on how to beat slot machines. People can and will buy anything. They are joking about it but people would drool over it thinking they get an edge.

PM'd.

oh my god shut the **** up whiny bitch

Apparently you don't know this, but Pedophilia is not cool.

Didn't I see you on this show??? Your interview with Chris Hansen, pretty sure that's you in the red shirt...

you can beat certain slots. progressive slots and bonus slots or some ****.

I can beat online slots. You just gotta look for the patterns