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03-29-2016 , 05:59 AM

#1176

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

You dun got clickbaited, Majik. Come back to us.

03-29-2016 , 06:08 AM

#1177

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

When does round two of the cull begin Justice?

03-29-2016 , 06:31 AM

#1178

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Polls for Round 1 close in two days. Then I'll need maybe two days to try to get in touch with all the winners. Then I'll put up the playoff thread. It'll just be one round of playoffs.

03-29-2016 , 12:14 PM

#1179

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

I would like to thank both of my cull supporters. I am not worthy. #blessed

03-29-2016 , 07:29 PM

#1180

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

**** blackjack and **** me for playing it

03-29-2016 , 07:49 PM

#1181

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Just as long as it wasn't 6:5 Blackjack.

03-29-2016 , 07:54 PM

#1182

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

If I were head of the Nevada Gaming Commission I would allow 6:5 blackjack, but the tables that carried it would have to prominently display the phrase 'Hitler did nothing wrong' somewhere on their 6:5 layout.

03-29-2016 , 08:10 PM

#1183

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Just as long as it wasn't 6:5 Blackjack.

No, but it was on an online site lolol.

On a related note, Martingale works well til you lose 11 hands in a row

03-29-2016 , 08:21 PM

#1184

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

The only person the Martingale ever worked for was Dostoyevsky. He used to do it at roulette, go broke, and have to write another classic novel to get his br back.

03-29-2016 , 08:29 PM

#1185

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Got slowrolled at the casino tonight but the dude prolly didnt even realize it. However sucked out later on w 44 vs KK on a 632 board so still roughly 100€ in the plus. Skill game...

03-30-2016 , 06:05 AM

#1186

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Last day before the Round 1 cull polls close. I posted a leaderboard and links to all the polls in the intro thread.

Last edited by suitedjustice; 03-30-2016 at 06:11 AM.

03-30-2016 , 10:24 AM

#1187

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Back to werk. **** U WEDNESDAY!

03-30-2016 , 02:12 PM

#1188

Sheep86

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Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Sheep has just shaven his legs. Just wanted to let you guys know.

03-30-2016 , 02:17 PM

#1189

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

I believe the word you are looking for is shearing your legs.

03-30-2016 , 02:36 PM

#1190

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

03-30-2016 , 02:59 PM

#1191

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Sheep like being sheared but.

03-30-2016 , 03:00 PM

#1192

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

I really need to shave my legs too but I'm too lazy

03-30-2016 , 03:27 PM

#1193

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Only weightlifters, competitive swimmers and committed metrosexuals shave their legs in Murica. Or maybe I'm just old and out of touch.

03-30-2016 , 03:38 PM

#1194

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Lance Armstrong, Tyler Hamilton, Tyler Farrar, Tejay van Garderen, George Hincapie, Bobby Julich, Floyd Landis, Levi Leipheimer, Taylor Phinney, David Zabriskie, Christian Vande Velde, Andrew Talansky, Jonathan Vaughters are all American leg-shavers.

03-30-2016 , 03:40 PM

#1195

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

this becomes weird

I'll take ma coat

03-30-2016 , 03:44 PM

#1196

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

I don't have much to shave on my body. The price of no baldness.

03-30-2016 , 03:47 PM

#1197

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,597

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

I don't know most of these people, so they must all be cyclists. You think Lance and Floyd still bother with it?

03-30-2016 , 03:52 PM

#1198

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

I don't know most of these people, so they must all be cyclists. You think Lance and Floyd still bother with it?

That's what they tell me. I also know Sammy used to do this a lot back when he was riding his bikes like a crazy person.

03-30-2016 , 03:56 PM

#1199

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by suitedjustice

Only weightlifters, competitive swimmers and committed metrosexuals shave their legs in Murica. Or maybe I'm just old and out of touch.

I don't know, it's just I have a lot of hair there and it's uncomfortable when you sweat. I normally shave every two months or so but I'm way overdue.
I will admit that the act of shaving is the kind of activity that I cannot detail any further because it would get deleted by fid's crusade