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03-17-2016 , 03:34 PM

#701

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Maybe the vote was taken while I was there.

That would make sense why everyone was so happy

03-17-2016 , 03:37 PM

#702

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

But are you happy? Happy as a Dane?

thats irrelevant we're all quite nihilistic

03-17-2016 , 03:42 PM

#703

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Friedrich Nietzsche was not a nihilist.

03-17-2016 , 03:43 PM

#704

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

no he was a schizophrenic

03-17-2016 , 03:44 PM

#705

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

You take that back, right now!

03-17-2016 , 04:03 PM

#706

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

lol why guy ended up talking to a horse

03-17-2016 , 04:10 PM

#707

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Short hair is hot

Negative.

03-17-2016 , 04:21 PM

#708

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by ballabottyswalla

lol why guy ended up talking to a horse

This is the sort of persons I always pictured Sammy to be

03-17-2016 , 05:17 PM

#709

Sheep86

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Sheep will never understand why Emma Watson is considered hot.

03-17-2016 , 05:20 PM

#710

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep will never understand why Emma Watson is considered hot.

was that the name of that young boy?

03-17-2016 , 05:21 PM

#711

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep will never understand why Emma Watson is considered hot.

she ain't ugly, I'll tell you that much.

03-17-2016 , 05:34 PM

#712

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Mirranda Kerr has cut her hair short.

Now looking for new replacement wife 3.

Any suggestions?

Dude that's not even really short.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

Am I the only one who kinda digs short hair on chicks?

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

but both those girls would look better with long hair

long hair > short hair

Maybe the only exception is Haley Berry.

Spoiler:

03-17-2016 , 05:46 PM

#713

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep will never understand why Emma Watson is considered hot.

Wtf Sheep, she's like one of the hottest women on earth only topped by Sammy's hot gf and a young Aniston/Alba

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

was that the name of that young boy?

Crazy talk again.

03-17-2016 , 05:47 PM

#714

CigarDan

veteran

Join Date: Mar 2012 Posts: 2,770

Morph - aren't some of those dudes?

03-17-2016 , 05:51 PM

#715

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Yeah wtf Morph, one of them has a beard. Is that the new thing in Germany now?

Fun facts:

German word for beard is: Bart

In German "mist" means manure/droppings

Hahahaha, that's funny

03-17-2016 , 05:53 PM

#716

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Nicki Minaj's hair is too long, I'll give you that.

Spoiler:

03-17-2016 , 05:55 PM

#717

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

I used to have long hair btw.

03-17-2016 , 05:58 PM

#718

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

I used to have long hair btw.

Said the old bald man. Hahahaha

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 03-17-2016 at 05:59 PM. Reason: hahahaha

03-17-2016 , 06:22 PM

#719

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Said the old bald man. Hahahaha

Ha! No baldness whatsoever!

Spoiler:

03-17-2016 , 06:23 PM

#720

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

gross hairline bruh get to the barber shop

03-17-2016 , 06:23 PM

#721

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Which Cull group is that Djevans clown in? Gonna have to go through my old gimmicks and vote a ton for him. So sick of his terrible threads that are all exactly the same- not funny, not original.

03-17-2016 , 06:27 PM

#722

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

haven't heard this track till now lmfao why tf is the rock in this even guy is all over the map

Last edited by ballabottyswalla; 03-17-2016 at 06:27 PM. Reason: hook is 'it doesn't matter' lmfao

03-17-2016 , 06:29 PM

#723

ballabottyswalla

adept

Join Date: Nov 2015 Posts: 1,079

lol what a mess

03-17-2016 , 07:32 PM

#724

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

is it too late to tell thrusdya to **** off?

03-17-2016 , 07:56 PM

#725

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

If BBV culls Craggoo (who almost doesn't post) before that Password guy, something is wrong with you guys. He doesn't treat people nice, he's always negative towards everyone and he has no respect. Sammy hasn't even seen his posts since he banned him sometime last year, but he still annoys Sammy.

#cullPasswordGotHacked2016-2100

How dare you say this especially after I was so nice to your sister.

I even kept it out of her eyes Sammy. And that's one of my keenest hobbies lately.

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