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03-11-2016 , 10:54 PM

#501

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by ballabottyswalla

might also start selling crack / meth.

Finally someone speaking some ****ing sanity with some goals around here.

Nice to see the positive change in attitude and life goals.

Also sell the meth to the fat ladies you bang, will save them a fortune on food and have better results than jenny craig. You'll be balling in no time

03-11-2016 , 10:59 PM

#502

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Fat chicks are hot

I've learned over the years never to bag the guys who love the fatties too much because there always comes a time that you couldn't be happier to have them around.

03-11-2016 , 11:44 PM

#503

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Looks like if I'm getting culled this month I'm going out with a ****ing bang. Why do I find simple people so frustrating. They seem to be quiet happy in their blissfully ignorant sad existance why can't I just pat them on the back like the special people they are instead of pointing and laughing and causing a scene

Was nice knowing you boys

03-11-2016 , 11:58 PM

#504

Byrung

too late axe in car

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 4,395

Sweet Mother of God. Owning souls and busting casinos...hookers incoming!!!

$200 deposit. $3700 balance

Beat: Opera browser

03-12-2016 , 12:03 AM

#505

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Cha ching!

03-12-2016 , 12:13 AM

#506

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Byrung

Sweet Mother of God. Owning souls and busting casinos...hookers incoming!!!

$200 deposit. $3700 balance

Beat: Opera browser

i expect you already have the blow

03-12-2016 , 12:14 AM

#507

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Majik1973

Cha ching!

i still think its a ****ing outrage we can't claim it as a tax deduction under donations tbh

03-12-2016 , 01:28 AM

#508

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by FranFran

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ****ERS AAAAAA

yes, yes

03-12-2016 , 02:11 AM

#509

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

7am, less than 3 hours of sleep. Sammy's fresh like a seagull, now it's down to the water to meat friends for boat-in-water day and beers and pigs. Life is good.

03-12-2016 , 02:28 AM

#510

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

South Sydney Rabbitohs
Parramatta Eels - North Queensland Cowboys over 36,5

Money in the bank

03-12-2016 , 02:44 AM

#511

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Quote:

Originally Posted by PasswordGotHacked

Remember

I'm guessing there's going to be at least one holdout crybaby, and it doesn't sound like it's going to be you.

03-12-2016 , 02:54 AM

#512

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

balla got himself temp-banned. Or perma'd if it was from a phone. How long, mods?

03-12-2016 , 03:00 AM

#513

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Balla was a bad boy.

03-12-2016 , 03:00 AM

#514

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

what he do?

03-12-2016 , 05:18 AM

#515

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

rickrolling

03-12-2016 , 05:26 AM

#516

Whiskeyneat

functional alcoholic extraordinaire

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 3,394

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

South Sydney Rabbitohs
Parramatta Eels - North Queensland Cowboys over 36,5

Money in the bank

What the **** is a Rabbitohs

03-12-2016 , 06:15 AM

#517

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

rickrolling

aaaaa silly boy

03-12-2016 , 06:16 AM

#518

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiskeyneat

What the **** is a Rabbitohs

Australian Rugby League team owned by Russell Crowe (the actor) at least partly in our national comp the NRL.

03-12-2016 , 07:33 AM

#519

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

i woke up, killed some birds, now eating them and drinking again. Today AaaAaAaaAaaaaaaaaa again. Hai Caturday

03-12-2016 , 08:26 AM

#520

PasswordGotHacked

banned

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 2,913

What is your bird of choice fran

03-12-2016 , 09:04 AM

#521

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Hahaha, Sammy home to change clothes. Sammy fell in the water at the harbour while trying to save his boat from getting scratched against the pier. No scratches on boat, Sammy got wet and people laughed.

03-12-2016 , 09:34 AM

#522

suitedjustice

Bastard

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 10,591

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

What happened specifically? Did you fall off the pier or off the boat? Is the boat big enough to squish you between itself and the pier and cause injury? Was alcohol a significant factor?