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08-03-2017 , 04:08 PM

#301

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

I take that back right now

08-03-2017 , 04:09 PM

#302

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,236

Mr pee is actually the first kid to get a red and white belt in karate

The mainstream media refuse to talk about this

08-03-2017 , 04:10 PM

#303

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

wtf boxing is a real men sport. Also it's gonna be the biggest betted event ever, everyone who calls himself a better should be in on it.

Yes boxing is a real sport, but these "big" matches set up for tv, are just pure show business, not something Sammy's going to bet on. Sammy will probably watch it though.

08-03-2017 , 04:11 PM

#304

HandsomeMan

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Mr pee is actually the first kid to get a red and white belt in karate

The mainstream media refuse to talk about this

His name is Manneken.....A real Belg would know this

08-03-2017 , 04:15 PM

#305

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,104

Hey Sammy.

What's the greater landmark? Pee kid or Copenhagen's mermaid?

08-03-2017 , 04:17 PM

#306

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,236

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

His name is Manneken.....A real Belg would know this

Sometimes I translate Dutch words to help my international friends understand me better. Belgians are very good at this.

08-03-2017 , 04:20 PM

#307

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

50-0

08-03-2017 , 04:25 PM

#308

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Hey Sammy.

What's the greater landmark? Pee kid or Copenhagen's mermaid?

A Dane would say Manneken Piss, but every Asian would say The Little Mermaid. Asians love her and come to Denmark in millions every year to take pictures of her. She is from one of *H.C Andersen's fairy tales, apparently they are a big thing in Asia.

*

08-03-2017 , 04:25 PM

#309

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,236

Just put some more money on Mayweather

08-03-2017 , 04:27 PM

#310

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 33,104

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

A Dane would say Manneken Piss, but every Asian would say The Little Mermaid. Asian's love her and come to Denmark in millions every year to take pictures of her. She is from one of *H.C Andersen's fairy tales, apparently they are a big thing in Asia.

*

Let's be honest... They're both terrible.

08-03-2017 , 04:27 PM

#311

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,236

Calm down

08-03-2017 , 04:30 PM

#312

HandsomeMan

self-banned

Join Date: Feb 2015 Posts: 1,359

What Mr. Mr.mmmKay said

08-03-2017 , 04:41 PM

#313

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,192

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Just put some more money on Mayweather

Smart girl

08-03-2017 , 04:44 PM

#314

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

McGroggle is obviously going to pound Fairyweather into maydust like duh obviously

08-03-2017 , 04:45 PM

#315

HandsomeMan

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Sammy's pretty drunk

08-03-2017 , 04:52 PM

#316

HandsomeMan

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Euro Cup final on sunday. Holland vs Denmark. It's played in Holland and they are big favourites to win, so you should probably put your money on Denmark...

08-03-2017 , 05:20 PM

#317

Sheep86

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,769

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

All life originates from SammysGF's backholemöller

Quote:

Originally Posted by H0RUS

The big bang

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandsomeMan

Euro Cup final on sunday. Holland vs Denmark. It's played in Holland and they are big favourites to win, so you should probably put your money on Denmark...

1. The country is called THE NETHERLANDS. How many times does Sheep have to repeat this?
2. It's women's football, that **** is really hard to watch.
3. Sheep is too busy saving the world to care about that match. No spilmaks will be wagered on purpose.

08-03-2017 , 05:23 PM

#318

HandsomeMan

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It's called Holland [ˈhɔˌlan'] ffs.

Beers

08-03-2017 , 05:31 PM

#319

HandsomeMan

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08-03-2017 , 05:33 PM

#320

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,829

Sammy this is proof that I'm not a nit

Poker Stars, $20 Buy-in (3,000/6,000 blinds, 600 ante) No Limit Hold'em Tournament, 9 Players
Poker Tools Powered By Holdem Manager - The Ultimate Poker Software Suite. View Hand #37804675

CO: 124,356 (20.7 bb)
BTN: 253,313 (42.2 bb)
SB: 185,353 (30.9 bb)
BB: 446,725 (74.5 bb)
UTG+1: 143,194 (23.9 bb)
UTG+2: 87,400 (14.6 bb)
MP1: 256,473 (42.7 bb)
MP2: 236,666 (39.4 bb)
Hero (MP3): 271,013 (45.2 bb)

Preflop: Hero is MP3 with 9