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03-21-2019 , 05:19 PM

#1076

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Awesome, have fun!

Fun is for the weak. We're gonna make history! Croatia will never be the same after Sammy's visit*

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 03-21-2019 at 05:20 PM. Reason: *in b4 stupid Fiddle joke

03-21-2019 , 05:31 PM

#1077

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

What was the question?

You said you were busying working and interviewing.

Why are you working if you are interviewing, and/or why are you interviewing if you are working?

03-21-2019 , 05:34 PM

#1078

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,720

Quote:

Originally Posted by Natamus

Sammy,

If Sammy and I traded babies for the birth certificate but then swapped our babies back and raised our own kids; your kid would have American citizen/passport and mine would have Danish/EU passport and citizenship.

What does Sammy think?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy sees great match fixing potential in that. Not a bad idea. We should probably go for tennis, since your kid would suck at boxing. We'll talk again in ~5 months.

You should unite your bloodlines and marry your babies (when they're grownups obv.).

03-21-2019 , 05:42 PM

#1079

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Morph was found floating in a basket on the Rhein.*

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 03-21-2019 at 05:47 PM. Reason: *the following studies showed that he wasn't actually Jesus, he just drank 1 mass after a 3 hour motorcycle ride.

03-21-2019 , 05:47 PM

#1080

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,064

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

You should unite your bloodlines and marry your babies (when they're grownups obv.).

Samamus?

03-21-2019 , 10:27 PM

#1081

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by michaelorcharlie

I'm busy chugging a Gin bottle currently
BRB

keep fighting the good fight, i dont **** with that **** but whisky neat does. Calling whisky neat, well unless you mix it with tonic bc then something magical happens

03-21-2019 , 10:43 PM

#1082

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

JESUS **** SPRING BREAK IS THE ****ING WORST

whats up guys I'm alive

03-21-2019 , 10:49 PM

#1083

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by thabighurt35

i did have my anus examined by a colo-rectal surgeon today so there were some things in my butt before i even got to work.

that was without any gas and idk how much lube she used.

Homie, I know this feeling too well.

03-21-2019 , 10:51 PM

#1084

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Working my ass off in the pharmacy plus doing homework on the side is the nut low.

Mr. Sheep would be proud to know I have not received less than 85% on any examination this semester.

03-21-2019 , 11:43 PM

#1085

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I need to catch up on posting.

And WhiskeyNeat needs to as well.

03-21-2019 , 11:55 PM

#1086

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Ginger green tea is delicious by the way

03-22-2019 , 12:08 AM

#1087

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Majik approves of fids video. Majik won't drink your piss. Beers.

03-22-2019 , 12:30 AM

#1088

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

You said you were busying working and interviewing.

Why are you working if you are interviewing, and/or why are you interviewing if you are working?

I will answer this question on January 3 2022

03-22-2019 , 01:47 AM

#1089

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

03-22-2019 , 02:46 AM

#1090

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

03-22-2019 , 02:49 AM

#1091

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

03-22-2019 , 08:05 AM

#1092

H0RUS

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 6,196

But can he gold in the tri-athelon like Caitlyn Jenner?

03-22-2019 , 09:28 AM

#1093

thabighurt35

**** you Monday

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 11,552

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

Homie, I know this feeling too well.

real lame.

hai friyay

03-22-2019 , 10:00 AM

#1094

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

hay

just had blood pulled by a sexy redheaded phlebotomist.

03-22-2019 , 10:01 AM

#1095

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

She took my blood before and called Tony Stark a slut that she wanted to **** under her breath.

She is the one for me.

03-22-2019 , 10:17 AM

#1096

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

Anyone vape? I just started it. What's ****ed is how much habit is tied to smoking. There are tasks at werk that require me to be outside so I take advantage and light up. Since the switch though, my brain is too used to the usual actions taken when smoking the old fashioned way.

If tabacie was crack, I'd be dead a long time ago.

03-22-2019 , 10:36 AM

#1097

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

For Natamoose

03-22-2019 , 10:45 AM

#1098

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Actually my recent Vegas trip around new years got me back into smoking the herbs again, (vape or reefer, no tobacco). That free spliff was toxic. I never really stopped 420 (occasionally), I just went to edible and drink forms. But I quit the cigs 5 year roundabout finally, I have zero urge to go back even if I smoke something else

03-22-2019 , 10:50 AM

#1099

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Thats a bunch of ugly pronstars

03-22-2019 , 10:53 AM

#1100

Majik19

confirmed pervert

Join Date: Aug 2013 Posts: 7,294

It was more for the theme. I am surprised how much porn content is on youtube. Interviews, not actual scenes. Nudity is there too. Never thought to search for boobs, that's what pornhub is for.

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