Huff Daddy writes a good "**** u 2sday" list
If dad is fake I must be Inception-level fake
Selfish buttplug

Busy ****ing week before Spring Break and little AF is slowing down on the studies. Only in the classes that don't have an exam this week, however. I think I need a nap. Just kidding I slept a ton. This post is deliberately more words than it needs to be. I just ate the turkey patties. Four of them, deliciously spiced, chased by a bowl of Honey NUT Cheerios and a large cup of strong coffee. I have a lot of money in the bank right now and I want to play poker but I have Vegas coming up in July and have always had a really rough first 24 hours regarding BRM and don't think I should play before I get down there. Maybe I'll change my mind, but maybe I won't. I might **** myself today. Probably gonna lift weights.

1. **** you tuesday
2. This is the list version of the above post
3. Studies ****ing suck
4. Big kidney exam tomorrow
5. Looking forward to Vegas
6. Watch out Mr. suitedjustice!
7. turkey
8. coffee
9. cheerios
10. Thanks Morphy
11. I need to not squander my playmoney before I go on vacation
12. I also need to take a ****

13. Sheep is nice and soft

I give that meme a Distal Convoluted Tubule / Nephron

Save up for some WSOP satties and we'll rain glory down on BBV.

I give this gif-t 1000/1

That would be a sick run, sir. You know, bringing home the BBV bracelet.

I would have a shirt made that said "BBV" on the front and "EAD" on the back and wear it the entire time.

heuheuhueuhe

huehuehuehuehuehue is actually bound to a key in my counterstrike game

Mr. Dadstar-poker, tell your son to do his homework! It's for his own good!



YASSSSS, make this happen!

Oh, Sheep almost forgot, it's that day of the week again.

Bro them hoes out here have us twisted. Bunch of skeezers and Elroy’s our in these streets ****ing around and BSing man

Did somebody say something?

**** you Spain

Also
I understood approximately 3% of this sentence

fyp

Thank you so much, fidstar-poker!
You're a great person!


Also I've a degen poker platform idea:
3 levels of stakes, NLHE/PLO only on the platform

Level 1 $0.25/0.50
Level 2 $2/5
Level 3 $10/20
All tables are zoom 6max, uncapped BI, 10BB min BI on level 1, no minimum BI on rest.
You can only BI for the full amount of your BR at any stake.
Playing 2 tables splits your BI to 50% of BR to each and so on up to 4-6 tables?

Can challenge players to a HU4ROLLZ PLO 4-6card game with 2 clicks.
Cannot leave unless your opponent or you are broke (HU table only)

(Cannot fold 10 times in a row for 6max games?)
Run it 4 times ?

Rake is flat capped at 1BB
No rakeback (Maybe chests LOL)

3 levels Donkaments 5$, $50, $100 only
10BB starting stack hypers


Worth developing?

Didn’t read, but no.

It's a solid idea. Pitch it to Phil Galfond.

TITS GURU IS THE BEST HOST EVAR

Sheep actually posted a decent one (the first).

Good sheep.

I think we should mod whoever makes post 1337 ITT.

But they can’t have the highest post count ITT.

What if it's Waffle?

**** that guy. I’m pulling for Jalex.

Or Bump.