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10-20-2009 , 07:30 AM

terp

Carnal \ 'Knowledge

Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 14,780

Poker Stars $5/$10 Pot Limit Omaha Hi - 5 players
The Official 2+2 Hand Converter Powered By DeucesCracked.com

BTN: $5348.75
SB: $538.00
BB: $795.00
Hero (UTG): $1000.00
CO: $509.75

Pre Flop: ($15.00) Hero is UTG with J

Hero raises to $30, 1 fold, BTN calls $30, 1 fold, BB calls $20

Flop: ($95.00) K

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $80, BTN calls $80, BB folds

Turn: ($255.00) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets $220, BTN calls $220

River: ($695.00) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $670 all in, BTN calls $670

Final Pot: $2035.00
BTN shows 4

(three of a kind, Fives)
Hero shows J

(a full house, Fives full of Aces)
Hero wins $2033.00
(Rake: $2.00)

ANONYMOUS APE: nh
ANONYMOUS APE: wish u had QQ or JJ

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10-20-2009 , 07:33 AM

nihil2501

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he show quad kings?
edit: wow at stacks

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10-20-2009 , 07:36 AM

Lenny-T

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,864

Omahahahaha itt

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10-20-2009 , 07:36 AM

Chindo_Nights

adept

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 994

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Originally Posted by nihil2501

he show quad kings?

erm.....

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10-20-2009 , 07:44 AM

Skincarver

banned

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 834

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Originally Posted by nihil2501

he show quad kings?
edit: wow at stacks

Lmfao. nice avatar. What's that from?

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10-20-2009 , 07:53 AM

laserlinus

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Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 59

great river call imo

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10-20-2009 , 07:56 AM

Nutcracker19

old hand

Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 1,675

Quote:

Originally Posted by terp

Hero raises to $30, 1 fold, BTN calls $30, 1 fold, BB calls $20

Flop: ($95.00) K

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $80, BTN calls $80, BB folds

Turn: ($255.00) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets $220, BTN calls $220

River: ($695.00) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $670 all in, BTN calls $670

Final Pot: $2035.00
BTN shows 4

(three of a kind, Fives)
Hero shows J

(a full house, Fives full of Aces)
Hero wins $2033.00
(Rake: $2.00)

ANONYMOUS APE: nh
ANONYMOUS APE: wish u had QQ or JJ

[ ] villain understands omaha

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10-20-2009 , 07:56 AM

Lord_Ferus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,805

Quote:

Originally Posted by terp

Hero raises to $30, 1 fold, BTN calls $30, 1 fold, BB calls $20

Flop: ($95.00) K

(3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $80, BTN calls $80, BB folds

Turn: ($255.00) 5

(2 players)
Hero bets $220, BTN calls $220

River: ($695.00) 3

(2 players)
Hero bets $670 all in, BTN calls $670

Final Pot: $2035.00
BTN shows 4

(three of a kind, Fives)
Hero shows J

(a full house, Fives full of Aces)
Hero wins $2033.00
(Rake: $2.00)

ANONYMOUS APE: nh
ANONYMOUS APE: wish u had QQ or JJ

guess people didnt get that...

cant stop laughin

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10-20-2009 , 08:07 AM

Jabba021

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Quote:

Originally Posted by terp

ANONYMOUS APE: nh
ANONYMOUS APE: wish u had QQ or JJ

Baahahahah!

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10-20-2009 , 08:19 AM

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Jubes

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i wish you actually had QQ or JJ. Funny to see the look on his face when the pot shipped to you anyway

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10-20-2009 , 02:49 PM

#11

Slap My Jack

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I wish I had 22xx there.

Brag: Rostucko

(all plo from today)

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10-20-2009 , 03:07 PM

#12

Chainsaw3

grinder

Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 494

gah he has 5.5 BIs at PLO1000 and doesnt even know the rules of the game? Did you end up with his stack eventually?

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10-20-2009 , 03:42 PM

#13

sickbeatman

adept

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shouldn't his 4 reds beat your 0 reds?

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10-20-2009 , 03:53 PM

#14

David123

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Originally Posted by Chainsaw3

gah he has 5.5 BIs at PLO1000 and doesnt even know the rules of the game? Did you end up with his stack eventually?

this. or did he misread his hand as KKxx?

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10-20-2009 , 04:00 PM

#15

phishman

Booty Connoisseur

Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 11,646

wow...

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10-20-2009 , 04:09 PM

#16

Wilbur

old hand

Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1,465

I think I need to start playing omaha.

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10-20-2009 , 04:12 PM

#17

mdom88

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 3,833

why the **** do i play yhold 'em

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10-20-2009 , 04:56 PM

#18

speedle

2008 uFR HU4LOLZ Champ

Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 8,943

Quote:

Originally Posted by David123

this. or did he misread his hand as KKxx?

he couldn't have misread his hand as KKxx because otherwise he wouldn't have said that he hoped OP had QQxx or JJxx.

He specifically thought he had a boat with K high and that's the best part given his 5.5 bi stack lolol

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10-20-2009 , 05:05 PM

#19

bustowithnobra

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,715

i feel bad

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10-20-2009 , 05:32 PM

#20

rakemeplz

Carpal \'Tunnel

Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 11,990

Sick Beat, he just thinks he's unlucky.

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10-20-2009 , 05:37 PM

#21

Lord_Ferus

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 4,805

Quote:

Originally Posted by rakemeplz

Sick Beat, he just thinks he's unlucky.

joke of the entire day imo!

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10-20-2009 , 05:47 PM

#22

blankoblanco

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games are dead, folks

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10-20-2009 , 05:56 PM

#23

SaM StarK

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Wtf, what am I doing playing Hold'em????

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10-20-2009 , 08:31 PM

#24

x0tennis0x

centurion

Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 185

Quote:

Originally Posted by SaM StarK

Wtf, what am I doing playing Hold'em????

haha i know the rules of the game and dont even play higher than PLO200...and usually the only time i play PLO is when im tilted....i guess i need to start taking shots at PLO instead of hold'em after reading this thread

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10-20-2009 , 08:48 PM

#25

Otompsett

old hand

Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 1,658

omg how does he have 5 bi?

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