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09-19-2009 , 05:13 AM

skulk

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"Today, I was in class, playing online poker and keeping up my winning record. I eventually got seated against a guy who beat me at every hand. I heard laughing behind me after I lost all my winnings. The guy behind me had just made an account, looked over my shoulder, and won all my money. FML"

09-19-2009 , 05:23 AM

Ephialtes

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fake

09-19-2009 , 05:24 AM

David123

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Originally Posted by skulk

if true: awesome!

also: link to story pics of gf or gtfo? =O

09-19-2009 , 05:37 AM

swd805

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F A K E

09-19-2009 , 05:46 AM

David123

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Today, I pulled someone over for speeding. He was only 10 over the speed limit so I gave him an $84 fine. It turns out he is a workplace Occupational Health and Safety officer and because I wasn't wearing my high visibilty vest while standing on the side of the road he gave me a $250 fine. FML

09-19-2009 , 05:55 AM

Ace Smokin

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fake.

09-19-2009 , 05:57 AM

David123

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Quote:

Originally Posted by swd805

F A K E

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ace Smokin

fake.

u guys r boring. true story. it mightve happened. even on the remote(not so remore) chance that it did happen the thought in itself is very amusing.

09-19-2009 , 06:08 AM

jglsd1

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I laughed.

Story: A+

09-19-2009 , 06:28 AM

skulk

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it can be true I guess, but maybe it's playmoney or Facebook poker chips.
not too smart playing for real money at class where you're easily distracted.

09-19-2009 , 05:52 PM

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Skinz

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The beat in this thread is def not thinking of this idea first... but just out of cureosity would they be allowed to play Heads up if they share the same wirless network?

09-19-2009 , 05:57 PM

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Youngunpoker

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if not fake, would be awesome.

09-19-2009 , 06:05 PM

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Kylebranham

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Skinz

The beat in this thread is def not thinking of this idea first... but just out of cureosity would they be allowed to play Heads up if they share the same wirless network?

Why would the poker site give a **** if two people from the same wireless network were playing heads up? Even if they were playing together on purpose how could it possibly be benefitting them? They're still paying rake.

09-19-2009 , 06:12 PM

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komaromy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Kylebranham

chip dumping obv
and
[x] facebook poker

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