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08-11-2013 , 12:16 AM
This one made me chuckle:

CO: $134.39 (134.4 bb)
BTN: $115.38 (115.4 bb)
SB: $148.54 (148.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $135.39 (135.4 bb)
UTG: $54.45 (54.5 bb)
MP: $248.89 (248.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A K
UTG calls $1, 3 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to $5.50, UTG calls $4.50, SB folds

Flop: ($12) J Q A (2 players)
Hero bets $11, UTG calls $11

Turn: ($34) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $118.89 and is all-in, UTG calls $37.95 and is all-in

River: ($109.90) 8 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

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Results: $109.90 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: J Q A 6 8
Hero showed A K and lost (-$54.45 net)
UTG showed 8 Q and won $106.90 ($52.45 net)
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08-11-2013 , 12:26 AM
Fold river
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08-11-2013 , 12:45 AM
Why r u all in top pair,on that board u jackass. Only thing funny is ur horrible play. OP,lost with a pair = needs to b banned.

Sent From my Gorilla Slong
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08-11-2013 , 01:18 AM
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Originally Posted by I DUH Chosen 1
Why r u all in top pair,on that board u jackass. Only thing funny is ur horrible play. OP,lost with a pair = needs to b banned.
I jammed as I was well aware of what a giant whale he was. It's like how you know the same thing about your mum. EAD.
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08-11-2013 , 01:22 AM
Villain played hand pretty well really. Q8 but it's suited and a 3-gapper. He hits 2nd pair but you could just be cbetting AK or whatever, worth looking up at least one street. Turn is an obvious bluff spot since you cant jam without diamonds so he can look you up.
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08-11-2013 , 01:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin Heidegger
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08-11-2013 , 01:56 AM
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08-11-2013 , 01:58 AM
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08-11-2013 , 01:59 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:00 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:01 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:02 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:04 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:05 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:05 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:06 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:07 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:10 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:12 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:13 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:17 AM
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08-11-2013 , 02:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin Heidegger
This one made me chuckle:

CO: $134.39 (134.4 bb)
BTN: $115.38 (115.4 bb)
SB: $148.54 (148.5 bb)
Hero (BB): $135.39 (135.4 bb)
UTG: $54.45 (54.5 bb)
MP: $248.89 (248.9 bb)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A K
UTG calls $1, 3 folds, SB completes, Hero raises to $5.50, UTG calls $4.50, SB folds

Flop: ($12) J Q A (2 players)
Hero bets $11, UTG calls $11

Turn: ($34) 6 (2 players)
Hero bets $118.89 and is all-in, UTG calls $37.95 and is all-in

River: ($109.90) 8 (2 players, 2 are all-in)

Spoiler:
Results: $109.90 pot ($3.00 rake)
Final Board: J Q A 6 8
Hero showed A K and lost (-$54.45 net)
UTG showed 8 Q and won $106.90 ($52.45 net)
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08-11-2013 , 02:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin Heidegger
I jammed as I was well aware of what a giant whale he was. It's like how you know the same thing about your mum. EAD.
the Whale just schooled you,, fish.

Sent From my Gorilla Slong
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08-11-2013 , 03:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Martin Heidegger
I jammed as I was well aware of what a giant whale he was. It's like how you know the same thing about your mum. EAD.
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08-11-2013 , 03:10 AM
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