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02-28-2019 , 05:50 PM

#1651

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

Wtf is a curling child?

02-28-2019 , 05:52 PM

#1652

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

02-28-2019 , 05:53 PM

#1653

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

A child you wipe over the ice to smoothen it for the curling

02-28-2019 , 06:01 PM

#1654

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

Wtf is a curling child?

Sammy's busy drinking so he couldn't be bothered translating it himself.

02-28-2019 , 06:01 PM

#1655

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

02-28-2019 , 06:01 PM

#1656

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Windmills are for pussies.

02-28-2019 , 06:02 PM

#1657

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Fun fact: the sweeping in curling does absolutely nothing

02-28-2019 , 06:02 PM

#1658

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Mod salary is $175k/yr. Plus $1 for every infraction point given.

02-28-2019 , 06:05 PM

#1659

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Big if true

02-28-2019 , 06:07 PM

#1660

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Fun fact: the sweeping in curling does absolutely nothing

Exactly

02-28-2019 , 06:08 PM

#1661

Sammy2bullets

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Windmills are for pussies.

Fuck you

02-28-2019 , 06:10 PM

#1662

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Real men eat coal and sh*t diamonds.

02-28-2019 , 06:12 PM

#1663

Sammy2bullets

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Too bad you aren't a real man then

02-28-2019 , 06:13 PM

#1664

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Mr. Fish will not be happy with the Sammy

02-28-2019 , 06:16 PM

#1665

Sammy2bullets

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Sammy eats fish for breakfast

02-28-2019 , 06:32 PM

#1666

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr.mmmKay

Mr. Fish will not be happy with the Sammy

Like every woman Sammy has ever slept with (one), I am disappointed.

02-28-2019 , 06:43 PM

#1667

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

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Quote:

Originally Posted by King Fish

Like every woman Sammy has ever slept with (one), I am disappointed.

What a poor attempt of being funny, Sammy thought you could do better, sad!

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 02-28-2019 at 06:44 PM. Reason: actually Sammy didn't think you could do better, he was just trying to be nice

02-28-2019 , 07:01 PM

#1668

Sheep86

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Sheep just had free beer and food at the office. Sheep got beaten by an old man at table tennis and by others, but he also won a match.

Now Sheep is back home and sees this argument between The Sammy and The Folding. Sheep loves both of them and it breaks his heart when they fight like this. Please be nice to each other!

02-28-2019 , 08:01 PM

#1669

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,068

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

Sheep just had free beer and food at the office. Sheep got beaten by an old man at table tennis and by others, but he also won a match.

Did Sammy visit?

02-28-2019 , 08:53 PM

#1670

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheep86

The Sammy doesn't have a sense of humor. Or a dick. For Mr. Sheep I will leave Sammy alone and I will stop upsetting him, which unfortunately is very easy to do.

Poor Jeeves. I hope he's okay.