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Originally Posted by Henk from Holland
What is this?
You appear to be new here, so I shall forgive you your transgression.
Here’s my BBV resume:
- 9x BBV poster of the year
- Head mod
- Simultaneously loved, feared, and respected by ALL
- Have started more 5-star threads than Fidstar has pubes
- Olympic Silver Medalist
- Twitter Celebrity
- Cruel, but fair. But mostly cruel. Also not very fair.
- Considered one of the top 3 posters in BBV History
- Modest
- Personal friends with mold
- I have many bitches
- I can poker
- I can DFS
- I can haz cheezburger
- When there is guff, I do not take it
- Holder of 6 black belts
- You cannot handle my kung-fu
- Once won a poker tournament, making me the most successful poker player in BBV history
- Chicks dig me, especially Sammy’s chicks
- I am not one to be trifled with
- My mod powers are unlimited, and often abused