So I'm a normal $20-35 SNG online fish who is a losing player lifetime.

One day, I went on monkey tilt and decided to put 1/3 my bankroll ($500) on a heads up SNG with a player who is known to crush the game.

So the game loads up, and the action is on him, but he doesn't make any moves. His time bank expires, and he involuntarily folds his hand and is in 'sitting out' mode.

At this point, I'm screaming in glee. I start pushing the raise button as quick as I can whenever the action is on me to steal his blinds before he comes back.

Usually, players step away for a moment only to come back down a few blinds. BUT HE NEVER CAME BACK. I STOLE ALL HIS BLINDS UNTIL HIS LAST DYING BREATH AND STOLE $500 FROM HIM WITHOUT A SINGLE CONFRONTATION !!!!!!!!!

This is by far the coolest thing that has ever happened to me in poker. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(i went on to lose my entire bankroll so I guess it doesn't matter)

This is by far the coolest thing that has ever happened to me in poker. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Scumbag.

good move. I'd do the same if I was you.

Next time, withdraw it and rub it on titties and troll his ptr page

mbn.

HAHAHAHA @ idontforgiveyou

t_m_s is on fire

You're a horrible person

weak sauce

Scumbag steve itt

he saw your graph and fell over laughing hit his head n passed out

He anonymously reports himself for chip dumping and you get banned for life and can't make withdrawals. Work bro.

I dont think he ever gets to withdrawal. Unless your talking drugs.

(i went on to lose my entire bankroll so I guess it doesn't matter)

Agreed, titty rubbing seems standard in this spot

I guess since you moved up they started respecting your raises

I like this especially the muhahahaha part. The ppl who pretend they won't abuse the raise button are LOL.
Iforgiveyou

lol at anyone saying they wouldn't raise every hand if the other person is sitting out. WTF are you supposed to do, just sit out as well? I don't believe for a second that anyone calling OP a scumbag would have done anything different in his situation.

On high stake, people usually play verrrrry slow to give a chance to the other players to come back. It's called etiquette

Douche

I would not do it.


It's not so hard to believe if you have morals and are an honest person.

I'm not surprised to see that so many others would do it, though.

just lol @ ppl saying they would not do exactly the same thing.

if i know him ill wait or ship back after, if hes an unknown **** of course i blind him down as fast as possible, he would do the same thing to me 98% of the time

this is the standard

haahah owned