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03-29-2012 , 10:45 PM
So you're claiming this is your life time graph of HU hands played?

But your SN's say you've played at least 540k hands?

& paid ~60k in rake?

& total profit is only ~$60k?

IN before PTR is $30k off on FT....

Still wouldn't explain why you've played more hands on PTR than you're listing here..

Purge Database much?
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03-29-2012 , 10:52 PM
lol so many people hating on diesel cos the kid is actually good at poker,

2plus2 needs to remember dont be jell be reem!

diesel keep it up fella it will all work out for you son. i predict big things for this guy

keep on trucking 8-)

jay b
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03-29-2012 , 10:53 PM
^^ty mate.


Fchoppin,
see, you've got 3 problems here:

1) You don't know all my SNs. If you don't believe, ask TC - our HU forum MOD. He knows more of my SNs. Also ptr is indeed been weird for as long as it's been working. So, your calculations are off.

This has been sent to him:


Quote:
Originally Posted by PureDiesel
Thanks, man. I really appreciate it.
BTW, you can see that I'm not faking my results by going over all my SN's PTR pages and summing it up yourself. Unfortunately PTR is not accurate and it shows less of my winnings (as it always did for some reason), but at least it's close.
I'll PM you all SNs, because not all of them are public and i want to keep getting action, so i won't share them with every1 obviously. PM sent.
2)
a) as you can see in OP graph I've selected 500k hands, but it showed less. I gifured out the problem. It's the way HEM handles it. I have lots of different crap limits in that DB mixed in, such as limit, Cap. I've taken it out to another DB, so i could have only HU cash hands, also i didn't have HEM when i was a donk.
Ok, maybe this is confusing, i'll explaing more: if you filter ALL HANDS, then it does show all hands, but when i was making screenshot especially for this thread i wanted it to match title saying 500k hands, so i put in filter 500k hands, and didn't know about how HEM handles it actually.
b)Nl50-Nl400 selected hands are not all Hu hands played. There are other limits also.

3) personal issues to go and try to check on me potentially lying or something, lol, but i'm not surprised, you prooved yourself a ****ty person before several times.

Last edited by PureDiesel; 03-29-2012 at 11:13 PM.
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03-29-2012 , 11:04 PM
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Originally Posted by PureDiesel
^^ty mate.


Fchoppin,
see, you've got 3 problems here:

1) You don't know all my SNs. If you don't believe, ask TC - our HU forum MOD. He knows more of my SNs. Also ptr is indeed been weird for as long as it's been working. So, your calculations are off.

This has been sent to him:




2)
a) as you can see in OP graph I've selected 500k hands, but it showed less. I gifured out the problem. It's the way HEM handles it. I have lots of different crap limits in that DB mixed in, such as limit, Cap. I've taken it out to another DB, so i could have only HU cash hands, also i didn't have HEM when i was a donk.
b)Nl50-Nl400 selected hands are not all Hu hands played. There are other limits also.

3) personal issues to go and try to check on me potentially lying or something, lol, but i'm not surprised, you prooved yourself a ****ty person before several times.
i wouldnt even waste your breath responding to these trolls deisel, this is what they want they are just waiting for a response to try and wind you

i treat them like the schoolyard bullies they try to be and simply ignore them and suggest you do the same, you got your money dont give them your dignity friend

keep on truckin 8-)

jay b
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03-29-2012 , 11:07 PM
I've done nothing wrong and earned my results by myself and feel some kind of obligation to answer suspicious questions, that's all. Especially given that I know Fchopin from HU forum.
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03-29-2012 , 11:10 PM
yeah i no that and in their hearts they know that as well they are just simply trying to 'troll' you.

trolling is when you say stuff you dont belive to get a reaction from someone, like if i went to a relgious forum and said i didnt belive in god or something, its hard to explain just google it if your not sure

keep on truckin 8-)

jay b
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03-29-2012 , 11:16 PM
I know that Omnishakira was trolling obviously, but Kjemmy and Fchoppin and few others didn't troll me. They just revealed their ****tiness.

The thing is every1 in HU forum assumed that I'm a fish, and they didn't think I'm even close to these results. The reason for that is because i was leveling and funkying around in HU forum non-stop and ocasionally posted RIDICOULOUS BIZARRE hands to throw them off and they felt for it
And now they all are pretty surprised to see these results. I don't blame them
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03-29-2012 , 11:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PureDiesel
I know that Omnishakira was trolling obviously, but Kjemmy and Fchoppin and few others didn't troll me. They just revealed their ****tiness.

The thing is every1 in HU forum assumed that I'm a fish, and they didn't think I'm even close to these results. The reason for that is because i was leveling and funkying around in HU forum non-stop and ocasionally posted RIDICOULOUS BIZARRE hands to throw them off and they felt for it
And now they all are pretty surprised to see these results.
pun intended i hope cos from your stats look like you ran over anyone in your way

keep on truckin 8-)

jay b
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03-29-2012 , 11:20 PM
haha true

This is how i did it:

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54...etime-1186792/
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03-30-2012 , 02:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PureDiesel
^^ty mate.


F



2)
a) as you can see in OP graph I've selected 500k hands, but it showed less. I gifured out the problem. It's the way HEM handles it. I have lots of different crap limits in that DB mixed in, such as limit, Cap. I've taken it out to another DB, so i could have only HU cash hands, also i didn't have HEM when i was a donk.
Ok, maybe this is confusing, i'll explaing more: if you filter ALL HANDS, then it does show all hands, but when i was making screenshot especially for this thread i wanted it to match title saying 500k hands, so i put in filter 500k hands, and didn't know about how HEM handles it actually.
b)Nl50-Nl400 selected hands are not all Hu hands played. There are other limits also.

But PD, whenever people ask you about your results/graphs in the hu forum you always say "yeah but a load of these hands was when i was starting/a donk". now you say you never had hem when you were a donk/starting. Not trolling, you're just not very consistent with what you type.
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03-30-2012 , 03:25 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PureDiesel
I know that Omnishakira was trolling obviously, but Kjemmy and Fchoppin and few others didn't troll me. They just revealed their ****tiness.

The thing is every1 in HU forum assumed that I'm a fish, and they didn't think I'm even close to these results. The reason for that is because i was leveling and funkying around in HU forum non-stop and ocasionally posted RIDICOULOUS BIZARRE hands to throw them off and they felt for it
And now they all are pretty surprised to see these results. I don't blame them
How exactly did I ''reveal my ****tyness''? I credited you for your winrate; your winrate is way higher than most people on this forum and I gave you credit for that and that's all you can expect me to do.

You're massive troll on these forums with way too much confidence in yourself, but that doesn't mean I don't give credit if you beat the games, as long as you actually play regs. Cubkiller, who's a friend of mine and who I've coached some, said otherwise which is why I doubt you play as much regs as you claim you do.

For what it's worth it's not like I'm hating on sitting on empty tables waiting for fish; I do the same. Not doing so is stupid. The difference is to actively search for action; to sit all regs on your respective stake in order to play, to put in volume, to learn, to improve. If you don't, you'll never get better, even if you think you're the boss at 200nl, or 400nl, or 600nl. If you ask Cubkiller, that means nothing once you meet the tougher opponents who play 10/20+; you'll get absolutely smashed over a sample. The difference between 200nl/400nl/600nl and 2000nl+ regs (and by regs I mean those who actually battle at those stakes) is enormous.

I have no intention of trolling anyone; you are the only one I've trolled so far on these forums because you have a strong tendency to bring out the worst in people.

As you've seen already, I have no trouble admitting when people are better than me (as I've said with Doug already; I've also played Sauce, Zeejustin, Blom, Kanu - they're all better than me); there's something about admitting some people are better than you and learn from playing them. I learned a lot from playing them and I continue playing them because in certain spots you get owned and you learn and pick up on what those spots are.

If you truly want recognition (which you obviously do), then you rise up the stakes and actually play those who are ****ing good at poker.

The last 3 days I've played the absolute best in the world in HUNL and I've lost $45,000 at 10/20, and I still seat their tables because that's how you get good; by playing the best. You don't get good by bumhunting 95% of the time and play some regs for 400 hands the other 5% of the time, which I have a feeling is what you do.

Fwiw, I decided to actually give you a serious reply here and if you decide to troll this reply then whatever. I know how well I do, how good I am, and how the level is at the highest stakes that run regularily. I'm not the best. I know who are the best because I've played them, and I can tell you the difference between playing a very good 5/10 reg (and I absolutely tear up 5/10 and 10/20) and the best in the world is ****ing massive.
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03-30-2012 , 04:00 AM
kjemmy, what line would you give isi - ike in the challenge?
Being only 12,5 bi kinda makes it hard to take a line tho, curious what you'd go for if you would have isis side(most hsnl pro's are jumping on ike at evens like piranhas)
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03-30-2012 , 04:25 AM
Um Isildur is a beast talent but he's all intuition, whereas Ike is an absolute genius when it comes to the theoretical side of the game, and he has the experience of playing the toughest opponents in the world. They're both top 5 but if I was to bet on Isildur I'd want 1100 to my 1000 since Ike is such a cool mother****er, doesn't tilt, pretty much knows what to do in every single spot and pretty much doesn't do mistakes, whereas Blom gets himself into a lot of tricky spots OOP because he goes into these phases where he 3bets like 35% which gets him raped.

The highest amount you can 3bet vs a truly great player is like ~25% and Blom goes way higher than that at times which is why everyone's betting against him vs someone like Ike. Blom is ridiculously tough to play against because he has a super strong basic strategy, plays level-games like no one else and seemingly has some supernational sense of what kind of hand/range you have, but you just can't beat someone like Ike or Sauce just by having that.
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03-30-2012 , 04:46 AM
Fchoppin,
see, you've got 3 problems here:

1) You don't know all my SNs. If you don't believe, ask TC - our HU forum MOD. He knows more of my SNs. Also ptr is indeed been weird for as long as it's been working. So, your calculations are off.

Your stars, FT, iPoker, Party accounts show ~543k hands, of HU.
Rake paid = ~$60K


I understand PTR missing hands/not working properly, but it somehow shows you having paid ~$16k more rake than you have listed. This indicates you have played a lot more hands than you are listing.....








This has been sent to him:


2)
a) as you can see in OP graph I've selected 500k hands, but it showed less. I gifured out the problem. It's the way HEM handles it. I have lots of different crap limits in that DB mixed in, such as limit, Cap. I've taken it out to another DB, so i could have only HU cash hands, also i didn't have HEM when i was a donk.

Quote:
You have to understand that this includes hands I've played from when i was pure donk and also that i was degening it up alot by playing $300K+ winners. Besides that I still do sporadically battle regs, when feel like it. So my guess would be at least 150k hands is against regs, 2/3 of it against weak NL200/600 regs and 1/3 from old days against top players.
Consistency?







Ok, maybe this is confusing, i'll explaing more: if you filter ALL HANDS, then it does show all hands, but when i was making screenshot especially for this thread i wanted it to match title saying 500k hands, so i put in filter 500k hands, and didn't know about how HEM handles it actually.
b)Nl50-Nl400 selected hands are not all Hu hands played. There are other limits also.


So what you're saying is that you're filtering your results? So this isn't your first 500k hands of HU?







3) personal issues to go and try to check on me potentially lying or something, lol, but i'm not surprised, you prooved yourself a ****ty person before several times.[/QUOTE]



Anyones SN who is made public on this site I will check for obvious reasons. When you posted that graph it didn't add up from memory of your PTR's

I honestly am not trying to troll, you're a good player but your story doesn't make much sense IMO.

If I'm wrong then sorry for being an arsehole & well played!

And yes, I'm probably a sh*t person, & definitely have personal issues lol!

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03-30-2012 , 06:07 AM
I mean this has been a lot of fun and games but not having PD on your ignore list is a pretty fish play. (here comes angry russian grammar response)
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03-30-2012 , 06:10 AM
Oh wow, so much triple level s**t that I'm not going to take apart. I'll just defend to the most important acusation.

Dude, I've been donking around on random ocasions since 2006-7ish on all kind of sites/game types/stakes. I got PokerTracker along those years and I became semi-good and started treating poker more seriously just around the end of 2009-start 2010, but i was still a donk ffs before and after. I don't know what happened to PT and DB, but i don't have it even on my old comps, but then i got HEM and never looked back.

I went ahead and counted myself by ptr - 515,374k hands of NL50-400, not 543k hands, $49,635 in rake paid against $60k, but it doesn't matter anyway.

So how is me beeing inconsisted while playing not having and having DB tracker while i was a donk.

These known hands for me, recorded in my HEM NL50-NL400 is the hands I've seriously tried to win and treat professionally. Why da f*** would i ever include 2007-2008 hands even if i had them in DBs, where i was playing triple bizarre of my current style and obv not a winning poker???

This NL50-400HU since end of 2009 is my 99% BREAD AND BUTTER SPECIALISATION AND I've NEVER PURGED anything of it or altered or angleshooted with some filters or something. If you don't believe me, you can TW me and do with my DB anything you want to try to find REAL inconsistency ffs

people you are pretty low and over serious, Ive never had anything against any1 of you, i just funk around and you always tried to treat it so fkn serious and when i post good results im getting pressured from all sides by STRONG players, not only some random trolls. Cmon wtf with that crap.

Oh, WCGRider is a perfect example of a shthead. here's PM he sent to me as a JOKE:

Quote:
Leveling Thread
I think we may have started on the wrong foot, I dont really think you are that bad at poker. I think that although your playstyle is unconventional, the plays have a lot of merit and in the right instances can be pretty good. I didnt mean for you to feel like I was attacking you, I just got caught up in the leveling and didnt know how to stop. I hope one day we can be good friends.

Best of luck,

~Doug
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03-30-2012 , 06:10 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kjemmy
Um Isildur is a beast talent but he's all intuition, whereas Ike is an absolute genius when it comes to the theoretical side of the game, and he has the experience of playing the toughest opponents in the world. They're both top 5 but if I was to bet on Isildur I'd want 1100 to my 1000 since Ike is such a cool mother****er, doesn't tilt, pretty much knows what to do in every single spot and pretty much doesn't do mistakes, whereas Blom gets himself into a lot of tricky spots OOP because he goes into these phases where he 3bets like 35% which gets him raped.

The highest amount you can 3bet vs a truly great player is like ~25% and Blom goes way higher than that at times which is why everyone's betting against him vs someone like Ike. Blom is ridiculously tough to play against because he has a super strong basic strategy, plays level-games like no one else and seemingly has some supernational sense of what kind of hand/range you have, but you just can't beat someone like Ike or Sauce just by having that.
Cliffs: Ike is a nit and Isil is a aggro monkey.
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03-30-2012 , 06:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kjemmy
Um Isildur is a beast talent but he's all intuition, whereas Ike is an absolute genius when it comes to the theoretical side of the game, and he has the experience of playing the toughest opponents in the world. They're both top 5 but if I was to bet on Isildur I'd want 1100 to my 1000 since Ike is such a cool mother****er, doesn't tilt, pretty much knows what to do in every single spot and pretty much doesn't do mistakes, whereas Blom gets himself into a lot of tricky spots OOP because he goes into these phases where he 3bets like 35% which gets him raped.

The highest amount you can 3bet vs a truly great player is like ~25% and Blom goes way higher than that at times which is why everyone's betting against him vs someone like Ike. Blom is ridiculously tough to play against because he has a super strong basic strategy, plays level-games like no one else and seemingly has some supernational sense of what kind of hand/range you have, but you just can't beat someone like Ike or Sauce just by having that.
well said sir
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03-30-2012 , 07:18 AM
PD can you filter your results by stakes? I would like to see that.
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03-30-2012 , 08:22 AM
Sure, man

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03-30-2012 , 08:53 AM
What kind of winning poker player would want to play the players who are less skilled and who he can win more money significantly more often and faster against? Sounds like a ***.

In all seriousness, PD plays more regs then most HU grinders do so I don't know why everyone is calling him out on bumhunting.

Legit brag imo. WP.
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03-30-2012 , 09:13 AM
ty mate.

To stop this bumhunting crap discussions, maybe i should keep updating list of players who keeps sitting out when i join them? And keep list who I played today, tomorrow and so on?
If one of BEST regs join me and i sit out - lol, don't go out and scream around that i'm bumhunter.

I can start now with i-poker, because it's easiest: NO1 plays me there. The only one who plays is FJECouter, and he's friend of mine.

Stars is more complicated, cos lots of weird bumhunters might play 1 hand, might play until they win some, or they play one day dont play other day, etc, which all is annoying.

Merge, i don't play regs there, because i have like 3 buyins and they might go down ANY day with DOJ attack.

Party i'm not playing after they mistakenly banned my account. And all other sites i don't make public. So Stars and i-poker.
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03-30-2012 , 09:30 AM
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03-30-2012 , 09:57 AM
Nice Winrate.

You come across as an insecure attention seeker though.

Stop trying so hard.
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03-30-2012 , 10:01 AM
Ah, that's brilliant!

I don't fault you thinking that way, you don't know my Hu subforum history and image. and thanks for wr comment.

Tryst, update your pic to 61.
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