Originally Posted by PureDiesel
^^you poor litle thing. This is how you do it:
Your honor, i want to point out that I'm not the one who starts all this little fights, i'm getting provoked Ok, Laides and Gentlemen, fatsen your seat belts, astonishing ride begins! Enjoy the almighty PD!
Kjemmy, I do not use seat belt when driving in 60km/h speed limit zone from professional point of view, because it's not even close to outside of cities efficiency of usage of it, also in city you have more chances to avoid car wrecks and be able to more manuevres without seat belt on, and it's an opinion that shares many of professional drivers.
What concerns about some of you think i'm an idiot, just LOL, i have more good laugh out of it, thanks.
Yes, you are correct, by beeing pro I meant not only professionalism in experience, technics, and manners of driving, but also I'm just simply FAST&FURIOUS From living normal human beeings on everyday roads I'm in top 0,1%. It's been approved by streetracers many times, also by tons of random people of all kind of ages, intelligence level, and hey even genders - chicks got wet in less then 1 minute, when i shooted it from zero to 285km/h going down to Vegas from mountains in Colorado.
Dude, yes, you are right, i'm awesome in many ways. Roughly i drove probably around 300-400K kms in my life across different countries, i've avoided thousands car wrecks, many many dozens where i would die, if I've been not that great, and been in actual car wrecks less then 10 times in my life and totalled my cars only twice
And what's most funny, is that you read this all and don't believe it, lol. But It's all truth, swear God, he sees it, and i don't feel bad talking about it, i don't feel that it's kind of shameless brag, i treat it as my accomplishment of high motivational skills and strong character in life. I think I've been exceling in many areas of life with strong work on it, hey i even can admit, my streetsmartness was close to zero back in early teenagehood, i've excelled it through the streets in geometric progression in just a few years. Even my overall IQ was not above average and in some areas I was dumber then most people, I've been struggling with it and accelerated my IQ just like in that movie LAWNMAWER whatever its called, the old movie where stupid guy becomes super smart and gets inside internet thanks to the scientist who he did cut the grass at. I've always had astonishing feel of high morals need andfelt beeing guilty of myself for even small things and i've tried to fix it. I've been doing sports from age of 12 to 18 like a madman, i've ran on my feet many many k kms, rode on skis, rode on summer roller-skis, bicycle, i did mention that before, the only part was not true is me hunting bears in Syberia in Hummer, we didn't, we just drove around the forests fishing drinking partying.
In middle school i was not even a charming kid, i began to start looking hotter and hotter in high school, then left to USA, it changed my outside look like tripled it up, also given i have huge fast methabolics in coupe with fast light athltics sports, i never gained weight, but after 1 year training in USA bodybuilding and eating their food i gained over 14kgs of PURE RAW POWER muscles. When i came back home i was pimping so bad, chicks were jumping under tires of my SUV, laying down on it begging them to fk them right now, because such cars had like less then 0,000001% of population and less then 0,0000001% looked as good as me in that sense that people didnt travel across boarders much, and this GLAMOUR modern fresh shiny suntanned smooth swave (100 more words will feet me) was out of their possibility girls wanted to kill for just a glance in me eyes, and ofc also i was very rich spending half a million bucks in less then 2 years in 1990's currency value, swear God, and moreover the finishing knockout for chicks wanting to be with me for the rest of their lives because i am also MEGA SENSITIVE in nature when you get to my heart and get to know me IRL and i can love with all Universe's infinite deepness and take care of my chosen one like an angel. Despite that i wasn't the kinda guy who could talk with girls about anything in the world, chitchatting with them on all of around the world nonsense themes for hours non-stop, I could win the ladies heart in just a short 5 minutes conversation and she felt already that she knows me for such a long time. And while beeing all that cosmic-awesome no1 hated me ever, because i was strong with brotherhood relationships, i was always loyal till the end, I never cheated, lied, dishonored or laughed at any1. And despite you guys on this forum, every1 loooves my sense of humour and the way i talk etc, because they understand the meaning of it and the voice note of it correctly. I was ready to take down the world. Since i was pretty keen with philosofy and loved thinking and exploring undiscovered thoughts and things, and searching for the meaning of life and the way our wolrd works I wanted to become a POLITICIAN. Yes, lol. All this thinking leaded me to it, i wanted to improve my country, perhapos the world. But then with age I've realised that it's meant the way it is, the EVOLUTION, such people as me with revolutional ideas are not good for humanity so i had enough of wisdom to pass on this opportunity. Also when I was partying in LA, I've met pretty cool celbrities, such a Pink, Indie Arie, she gave me her CD with bird's feather, 50cents (when he was giving his first intro show in Palm Springs), one of Nsync guys, i'm not sure which one, i was not in their fans club lol, I've smoked joint in Mark Walberg's appt on Sunset Blvd, beeing one of an "VIP" group in such clubs as Gates and Eden. People asked me if I'm an actor and i just laughed and said noooo, i dont want that, they said well you should be, you look like the best mix of Mel Gibson and Ben Affleck that nature could create.
But besides all of that, my main down the soul nature is kind of neutrallish to the human beeings in general, sometimes i feel litle bit egoistical with my thoughts about the world, because i feel that humans don't deserve a bit in the way i see them to give them sympathy, or try to save them or protect or force them to start thinking and living a sound life. I put myself in the category of men with IRON LOGIC, based, observed and gained through my learning of how the world works, the branch of philosfy studies, and comparing mineto most well-soundlaws created by men. So it's pretty hard to see how many people from different aspects fail at simplest of it time after time. So i try to not intervene, change people lives anymore get in their way in any way and not letting others affect mine. I've settled down when I've met my true love. I've became a real man, trying to grow my kids to be just a normal average human beeings, who will live and build their lives as they want to without beeing hassled, to have uncommon senses from average people, that's fine be it even crazy close to nonsensic idiotic sense of humour like i have, despite whatever people might think of it, just be it if they want it and enjoy it. All i want for all of you is just live your lives, guys and don't brake other lives! Peace!