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03-08-2015 , 05:21 PM
Spoiler:
lol
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03-08-2015 , 05:24 PM
you mad pro
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03-08-2015 , 05:32 PM
Man, people from Hull are dumb as ****. All of them.
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03-08-2015 , 06:07 PM
Doubt we see op in this thread again lol
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03-08-2015 , 06:11 PM
facepalm OP
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03-08-2015 , 06:39 PM
looked like funny gimmick to me, don't think op was serious at all.
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03-08-2015 , 08:28 PM
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Originally Posted by xalas
looked like funny gimmick to me, don't think op was serious at all.
I wasn't sure if it was a level until I saw the "cashed in freerolls" and "final tabled 180mans" listed as accomplishments.

Still worth a lol though, decent trolling imo.
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03-08-2015 , 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by idun215
lol something doesn't add up if he's so good why is he asking for staking.
started off broke obvi
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03-08-2015 , 10:30 PM
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Originally Posted by HustleTuxedo
YAWN ...
You have "pros" like Vanessa Selbts jamming AQ all-in with a full starting stack, pre-flop, 2nd hand in, a 1,000,000 dollar buy in tournament. That's amature donkey poker I'd expect from a kid who is just learning the game.
BLAHH....
was this for reals?? Link? Damn me for missing it
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03-08-2015 , 10:43 PM
New favorite poster. Keep it up OP
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03-09-2015 , 12:26 AM
not sure about anyone else but I'd enjoy a follow up explaining your system.
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03-09-2015 , 12:26 AM
This guy has been on twitch, saying the same thing he is here. if he is trolling he is very dedicated. Honestly he deserves a stake just for the effort.
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03-09-2015 , 12:52 AM
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Originally Posted by numkie
This guy has been on twitch, saying the same thing he is here. if he is trolling he is very dedicated. Honestly he deserves a stake just for the effort.
Does he have a twitch channel or just spams other peoples chat?
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03-09-2015 , 01:17 AM
5 star thread. Am pretty confident future threads by OP would also be 5 stars.
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03-09-2015 , 01:29 AM
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Originally Posted by idun215
lol something doesn't add up if he's so good why is he asking for staking.
If you look carefully, you will see that OP has already addressed your concerns.
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03-09-2015 , 03:04 AM
I kind of agree with op with regards to the useless “pro’s”. Most of them are a total waste of money. Many American players held the team pro status years after black Friday, while they didn’t play a single hand of poker online.
Also there are too many “noname” loser/break even team online pro’s. PS even had a pro from my small country for many years, and for what? Marketing? 99.9% of the people in the country (probably even those who actually play poker) have no idea who he is, what he’s really doing, what did he achieve, where is he now?
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03-09-2015 , 03:09 AM
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Originally Posted by numberonedonk
Does he have a twitch channel or just spams other peoples chat?
he pops into twitch chat and writes an essay then leaves, doesn't respond to anyone.
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03-09-2015 , 05:15 AM
got to the part where you said that Selbst was a donkey and stopped reading
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03-09-2015 , 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by LARGE PETER
did she win the aq hand?
yes she wan it

Last edited by R*R; 03-09-2015 at 01:30 PM.
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03-09-2015 , 07:49 AM
Judging pros by their wins and losses seems awfully results oriented. Also, please post the result of Vannessa's AQ shove so we can determine if it was a pro move or not.
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03-09-2015 , 08:30 AM
2nd hand of a million dollar tourney?? no way Selbst GII pre with aq, i want to see
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03-09-2015 , 08:47 AM
Here is a picture album over the course of 2 years of me making incredible poker hands.
Here is a picture album over the course of 2 years of me making incredible poker hands.
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Here is a picture album over the course of 2 years of me making incredible poker hands.
Here is a picture album over the course of 2 years of me making incredible poker hands.
Here is a picture album over the course of 2 years of me making incredible poker hands.
Here is a picture album over the course of 2 years of me making incredible poker hands.
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03-09-2015 , 09:24 AM
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Originally Posted by numkie
This guy has been on twitch, saying the same thing he is here. if he is trolling he is very dedicated. Honestly he deserves a stake just for the effort.

If he writes a 1500 word proposal I will consider staking him.... but no guarentees
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03-09-2015 , 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by I hate lederer
If he writes a 1500 word proposal I will consider staking him.... but no guarentees
this
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03-09-2015 , 10:12 AM
A smart staker would insist he play 500nl zoom only.
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