Playing 2-5nl in MS when villian(lagy) raises to $20 utg, I call in bb with A,9o. Hero stack ~$600, Villian has me covered. Heads-up flop comes A 9 7 rainbow. I lead out for $35, he min-raises, I call. Turn is a 4. I check the turn knowing he'll bet. He bets $150, I move all-in for around $360 more, he insta-calls saying he thinks I have AK. Villian turns over A4. Hero A9

A 9 7 4 .....................river is a 4

I'm already standing up when we get the money in, he stands up after the riv and proceeds to give some bs about getting what I deserved, literaly saying "ha ha ha" (guy is in his 40s) "that's what u get, sucked out on my aces earlier"

(Earlier I flopped set of 5s on a min-raised flop and double through with aces.)

Everyone else gives the "ohhhhh" as the river fails and all of a sudden he's in my face rubbing it in. Wasn't pissed til then, didn't even know the guy was pissed at me from earlier
...So as I'm going to walk away he starts to sit down and I stick my foot around a leg of his chair and pull the old "sliding chair routine" (a classic no?) and watch as he reaches for the table as he is falling only to grab his stacks. Chips proceed to go crashing all over him and the floor. Guy is screaming some kind of Arabic at me from the floor.

Imediately security and the room manager are all over us. Pkr room manager asked me why I pulled that crap. I said cuz the way he was standing it would have been hard to give him a KITN. Another dealer gives me a high-five as I'm escorted out by two 70 year old women security guards(wtf?)

Wrong of me to **** with him as I left or did he have it coming?


Beat: week later get letter in the mail from the casino that I'm no longer welcomed on the property and my players card is revoke.

Brag: 6 weeks later get letter with comp-flyer in mail from same place with all sorts of free rooms and buffets, ext...
---they took them all (they said business was slow)

now i know i burn tons of weed, but didnt u win with the ace 9?

wp

go to the ATM and come back fully stacked and get your **** back. I dont know how I would react in that situation... never really talk smack or have it talked to me live, I usually just smirck and rake chips

i think u played it good nh

fail

Winner

This is infinitely funnier than yelling or berating. I have a sweet picture of a guy in slow motion clamoring for the edge of the table while chips explode onto the floor and his person.

Other guy had A4 on the turn, and river was a 4 filling him up.

[x] Would read again

what did it sound like?

and btw: gj op, hate these idiots as well..

Well damn.

That's battery afaik.

I would have played it the same. Some would pull a knife and stab him in the throat, but this isn't really +ev imo. nh.

na he technically never touched the guy.

anyone 30+ acting like that needs to get a beatdown ASAP. wow i would be so tilted.

If I hit you in the face with a baseball bat I technically never touch you either.

Now the question is, what if you had a knife?

that's awesome, you should be got damn proud you did that. Even if I don't agree with your reason for doing it (I think I do but I wasn't there), I admire your courage. Once, I was crossing a street with my friend and a car cut us off really dirty, and he ran over and kicked it. A crazy black lady came out and started screaming cusswords at us and slapped him up a couple times, then some other crazy stuff happened, eventually the cops came, but that's a whole nother story.

I lol'd reading the OP. Had I seen it IRL I might've had to get up and leave the table I'd be laughing so hard.

rofl, nh I will have to try this

You're missing $400.

Your response response would be to calmly rebuy and get your money back from a worse player or if you were leaving to try to get your money back another day. Treating the fish in the aquarium badly is not a +EV play.

time to retire from life

vnh

Very very nice OP!

Hard to tell what the guy was saying with all the confusion. Wasn't sure if was telling Allah to send me to hell or maybe he was trying to sell me a magic carpet. Who knows?

I say gg sir!