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10-21-2021 , 02:26 AM

#351

Colin_Piddle

The Colonial

Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 11,917

1 MOAR DAY til three day weekend.

Thanks Morph

10-21-2021 , 02:54 AM

#352

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

2 more days!

10-21-2021 , 04:26 AM

#353

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

10-21-2021 , 06:11 AM

#354

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

LOL this is amazing.

Sammy didn't understand the joke either which made it funnier.

Sammy's super smart. Sammy understands everything.

10-21-2021 , 07:23 AM

#355

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

calm down

10-21-2021 , 07:50 AM

#356

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Always Dad is not Denmarkian, presumably, so he can take some hospital without dying

10-21-2021 , 11:31 AM

#357

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammu love Stromae

His new is perferct

10-21-2021 , 11:59 AM

#358

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

good

10-21-2021 , 12:05 PM

#359

Morphismus

BBV Poker Player of 2022

Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 24,721

Who is Sammu?

10-21-2021 , 12:07 PM

#360

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Who is Sammu?

Calm down, I know her

10-21-2021 , 12:09 PM

#361

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Also, Samm 0 has quistions for mo,lp, that needs to be answerd

10-21-2021 , 12:10 PM

#362

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Sammy will make love to all of you

10-21-2021 , 12:13 PM

#363

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

SAmmy will dink your pee

10-21-2021 , 12:54 PM

#364

Sheep86

*** Everybody misses the big D. OMG, Opioids, Octopussies, October LC/NC NSFW ***

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,965

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

I believe they only sell alcohol free beer in Denmark.

It's even worse: they only sell beer-free beer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

AlwaysDadding update:

He came home after a short 5 days and is doing remarkably well. Total restrictions though, cannot lift anything heavier than a sandwich. He discussed his time in the hospital with disdain and I'm glad he didn't die there cause it sounded like an absolute horror show. All in all, very lucky that he was seen before having a heart attack. He had complete occlusion of the RCA and 90% occlusion of the LAD, some other significant blockages as well.

tl;dr old man survives with extraordinary luck

Yay!

Quote:

Originally Posted by FWWM

I just found my sleeping pills in the garbage bin. No idea how they got there but my spidey senses are telling me Morph is behind it. Will investigate

Thanks Morph.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colin_Piddle

1 MOAR DAY til three day weekend.

Thanks Morph

Fake news!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morphismus

Very nice and soft.

10-21-2021 , 12:56 PM

#365

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

there is no planet pee

10-21-2021 , 01:09 PM

#366

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

Who is the idiot that deleted my post? and why the **** did you do it?

10-21-2021 , 01:28 PM

#367

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Who is the idiot that deleted my post? and why the **** did you do it?

Banhammer circling. RIP Sammy

10-21-2021 , 01:35 PM

#368

King Fish

A Big Deal Around Here

Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 15,117

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Who is the idiot that deleted my post? and why the **** did you do it?

I did. Because it was an inappropriate ******* thing to post, and I contemplated following it with a ban hammer.

10-21-2021 , 01:47 PM

#369

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,071

wtf Sammy? That post was out of line!

10-21-2021 , 02:24 PM

#370

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

@af, if you thought that was out of line, I sincerely apologize. I suspect you're not as dumb as the general population of bbv, and already knew that what I initially said, was meant as a pad on your shoulder from a person that has been in your situation more than once. To the rest of you..... **** YOU

10-21-2021 , 02:33 PM

#371

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

calm down

10-21-2021 , 02:36 PM

#372

FWWM

FOOT FF Fristion '15

Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 12,927

RIP Sammy

10-21-2021 , 02:53 PM

#373

Sammy2bullets

Denmark Champion of Zombie Apocalypse 2024

Join Date: Jan 2015 Posts: 12,681

you are all idiots! You should know that I wouldn't make fun in a situation like this, without knowing what I'm doing.

@king fish, un-delete my post

Last edited by Sammy2bullets; 10-21-2021 at 03:01 PM. Reason: kin

10-21-2021 , 02:56 PM

#374

Mr.mmmKay

Drugs are bad...

Join Date: May 2011 Posts: 20,139

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sammy2bullets

Sammy will make love to all of you

10-21-2021 , 02:56 PM

#375

jcorb

veteran

Join Date: Nov 2010 Posts: 3,178

is sammy handicapped in some way? tourettes doesn't usually translate in the written form.

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