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12-03-2013 , 09:00 PM

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faxanadu

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 450

Like today...

Aq/k/j/t vs. Ace rag five times in a row and they hit their rag.

then my favorite...

4 out of those 5 ... THE SAME GUY a few orbits later knocks you out with AK/Q when you push with AQ/J

and...

Heads up sng and villian "snap calls" off his entire stack vs. my trips on the turn with just a flush draw and hits.

then...

I proceed to miss the next 10 flush/straight draws on my cash table while getting the correct odds.

sorry... better to vent here than at the tables. Good luck all.

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12-03-2013 , 09:13 PM

#2

CyberShark93

veteran

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 3,325

well, today i had 3 set over set within like 100 hands, was pretty sick

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12-03-2013 , 09:16 PM

#3

DrawNone

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: May 2013 Posts: 4,791

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Originally Posted by faxanadu

sorry... better to vent here than at the tables. Good luck all.

nope, vent at the tables. go with the standard "i fornicate with your mother" line.

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12-03-2013 , 09:24 PM

#4

faxanadu

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 450

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Originally Posted by CyberShark93

well, today i had 3 set over set within like 100 hands, was pretty sick

That's pretty sick.

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12-03-2013 , 09:26 PM

#5

faxanadu

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 450

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Originally Posted by DrawNone

nope, vent at the tables. go with the standard "i fornicate with your mother" line.

9 times out of 10 when i talk crap to someone at a table they end up bad beating me to death.

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12-03-2013 , 09:33 PM

#6

ZeckoRiver

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 5,590

wait for ace rag o bv

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12-03-2013 , 09:47 PM

#7

faxanadu

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 450

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Originally Posted by ZeckoRiver

wait for ace rag o bv

I prefer AK unsuited to AK suited because i can win with two different flushes...

not srs

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12-03-2013 , 09:51 PM

#8

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

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Originally Posted by faxanadu

I prefer AK unsuited to AK suited because i can win with two different flushes...

not srs

youre lame gtfo ****ing ******

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12-03-2013 , 09:52 PM

#9

faxanadu

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 450

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

youre lame gtfo ****ing ******

Tell us how you really feel.

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12-04-2013 , 10:09 AM

#10

bob2222

banned

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 720

faxanadu dont mind his kind , i thought it was really well thought up and funny as ak sooted is fav over ak unsooted you can make two flush draw and not one, as you already new it was fav to win the jokes on him and he is too much of fish to get the joke hahahahahahahah

Last edited by bob2222; 12-04-2013 at 10:13 AM. Reason: gods never toying with you because they too busy with jason mercier

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12-04-2013 , 10:52 AM

#11

fidstar-poker

I'm gonna need a hacksaw

Join Date: Jun 2012 Posts: 34,044

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Originally Posted by CyberShark93

well, today i had 3 set over set within like 100 hands, was pretty sick

3 sets in 100 hands.

running hot

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12-04-2013 , 11:02 AM

#12

Sheep86

Ever feel like the poker gods are toying with you?

Join Date: Nov 2009 Posts: 6,964

then my favorite...

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12-04-2013 , 11:42 AM

#13

Zevrex

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2013 Posts: 255

One of my horses had QQ, followed by QQ followed by QQ to knock out 3 people in a row at FT and cruise to a win?

Gotta love those poker gods. I cant even fathom those odds tbh

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12-04-2013 , 12:42 PM

#14

Rob_10108

A GIF from God

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 7,510

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12-04-2013 , 02:14 PM

#15

F2012

adept

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 1,167

I was toying with your mom last night

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12-04-2013 , 02:20 PM

#16

faxanadu

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 450

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Originally Posted by F2012

I was toying with your mom last night

That's because your pecker is too small to actually penetrate.

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12-04-2013 , 03:07 PM

#17

omnishakira

High Troller

Join Date: Sep 2007 Posts: 9,732

I was toying with your mom 40 minutes after F2012 was done

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12-04-2013 , 04:49 PM

#18

faxanadu

grinder

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 450

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

I was toying with your mom 40 minutes after F2012 was done

So you're both in small pecker collaboration?

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12-04-2013 , 05:20 PM

#19

F2012

adept

Join Date: Oct 2012 Posts: 1,167

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Originally Posted by omnishakira

I was toying with your mom 40 minutes after F2012 was done

You like my sloppy seconds don't you

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12-04-2013 , 05:30 PM

#20

Rob_10108

A GIF from God

Join Date: Aug 2011 Posts: 7,510

I was also toying with her later that day. But that was well after I slammed her with my elephant ****.

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12-04-2013 , 05:51 PM

#21

00001

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 1,511

all of you kids only with toys lol

#getbig

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12-04-2013 , 05:52 PM

#22

Neepohrl

banned

Join Date: Nov 2012 Posts: 1,144

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Originally Posted by Rob_10108

I was also toying with her later that day. But that was well after I slammed her with my elephant ****.

I watched this and peed on your mom after rob was finished.

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12-04-2013 , 05:56 PM

#23

00001

old hand

Join Date: Dec 2012 Posts: 1,511

Spoiler:

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12-05-2013 , 09:30 AM

#24

wafflehouse1

Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 11,266

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Originally Posted by Rob_10108

As a responsible gun owner, **** this idiot. Seriously.

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12-05-2013 , 09:58 AM

#25

IL0veLamp

enthusiast

Join Date: Sep 2013 Posts: 61

I thought all guns were inherently irresponsible?

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