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05-10-2018 , 08:44 PM

#26

robert_utk

Not From the UK

Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 4,838

My wife loves to felt me, with my own money. Would definitely not slow play, that is for sure.

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05-11-2018 , 02:00 AM

#27

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

I capped a pot against my girlfriend with Q5 vs her AQ and it ran AQ552.

I still got a blowjob that night.

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05-11-2018 , 11:53 AM

#28

Kelvis

banned

Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 8,737

"random guy" gets to **** both your moms and sisters in all holes for sandwiching him out of the pot.

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05-19-2018 , 08:42 PM

#29

Phil Me Up

adept

Join Date: Mar 2018 Posts: 808

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I capped a pot against my girlfriend with Q5 vs her AQ and it ran AQ552.

I still got a blowjob that night.

Damn. Nice work across the board.

Also, what even is TT?

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05-20-2018 , 02:41 AM

#30

illdonk

veteran

Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,997

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Originally Posted by jgjk

Happened the other day, we agreed not to play against each other / bet against each other

heres what happened....

decent 2/5 game

random guy makes it 20
friend calls 20
I look down to two black KK and make it 90.

You already broke the agreement by raising your friend, so I'm not sure why you're whining about him just calling you.

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05-20-2018 , 09:53 AM

#31

Stinky Stu

Pooh-Bah

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 4,204

What's the etiquette when you're colluding? LOL

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01-01-2019 , 06:41 PM

#32

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I can't believe the skullduggery and general offensiveness going on in my BBV.

This is unacceptable! I'm reporting you to Horseshoe Hammond Poker room Indiana In Cheating Loss Prevention Floor Pitboss Collusion Security softplay!

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qfp

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01-03-2019 , 01:23 PM

#33

cfreaks

old hand

Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 1,419

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Originally Posted by AlwaysFolding

I capped a pot against my girlfriend with Q5 vs her AQ and it ran AQ552.

I still got a blowjob that night.

Was she mad that you paid her for the BJ with the money you took from her?

Oh, and FU OP you stupid cheater

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01-04-2019 , 12:47 AM

#34

AlwaysFolding

Urban Pharmer

Join Date: Oct 2016 Posts: 19,980

You're talking about her sister. Yes, the gf was mad I paid her sister for a BJ with her money.

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01-05-2019 , 11:56 PM

#35

MofoAgro

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 338

Pay makeup $$ when table breaks on hands that got F'd up. Easy.

Great way to hide the colludeling as well.

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01-05-2019 , 11:57 PM

#36

MofoAgro

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 338

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Originally Posted by fidstar-poker

So you're colluding at the tables...

And the sun sets in the West too.

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01-06-2019 , 12:01 AM

#37

MofoAgro

journeyman

Join Date: Nov 2014 Posts: 338

Anyone offended by talk of collusion is a fish. This type of collusion happens a million times a day and only fish are dumbfounded by it.

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01-06-2019 , 12:10 AM

#38

FranFran

Fran and stuff

Join Date: Jun 2014 Posts: 20,451

Mofoagro colluding idiot

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01-06-2019 , 12:47 AM

#39

illdonk

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Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 2,997

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Originally Posted by MofoAgro

Anyone offended by talk of collusion is a fish. This type of collusion happens a million times a day and only fish are dumbfounded by it.

Nobody is offended or dumbfounded by the existence of collusion. People do a ton of bad wrong things in all walks of life.

It's the special slice of idiocy needed to ask about your own collusion in a "just wonderin' about the etiquette" NVG thread like we're all just pals in it together that was notable.

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01-15-2019 , 08:55 PM

#40

meekrab

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Join Date: Mar 2010 Posts: 2,791

I would definitely poast on BBV about your collusion agreeaments

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01-18-2019 , 03:48 AM

#41

rileymadison2345

journeyman

Join Date: Feb 2018 Posts: 354

Was playing with a buddy at a local casino. We didnt have any pre arranged agreement but we both sort of knew we werent going to be gunning after each other. Anyways. Otth.
Buddy is in cutoff and raises to 12 with AA. Button who is a fishy whale that loves to spew calls with QQ. sb who is also a fish but more nitty calls. I have 94d in the BB. Considered folding pre but felt priced in and if I flopped big the spewy fish will always pay me off.
Flop comes
994r(BINGO!).
My buddy (hes not very good at poker) bets pot. The whale shoves, sb folds, I obviously snap it off as does my friend and i scoop a huge pot.
My friend was incredibly mad at me and threw a big fit about it off the table. told him to go **** himself what did he expect me to do, fold the flop? Lmao