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06-27-2013 , 03:41 AM

#26

TouchOfEVil

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awesome, Strong B, pics woulda make it instant fistpumping A

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06-27-2013 , 03:50 AM

#27

Blizzuff

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WHITE WARREN SAPP

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06-27-2013 , 05:24 AM

#28

robhimself

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Originally Posted by Blizzuff

WHITE WARREN SAPP

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06-27-2013 , 05:48 AM

#29

evildeadalive

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I believe the charcoal smell is dried blood.

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06-27-2013 , 06:45 AM

#30

Diet Ketchup

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''the friction felt quite homophobic''

lol, awesome

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06-27-2013 , 10:15 AM

#31

Wags88

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The image of you banging a white warren sapp might forever haunt my dreams.. great read though. Had a good laugh even without pictures.

B+!

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06-27-2013 , 10:31 AM

#32

Davino

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Originally Posted by DaYu

Pretty good story imo.

I give OP kudos for porking a fatty. It takes a real man to bone a big girl.

lmao: haterz gonna hate

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06-27-2013 , 10:32 AM

#33

Thereal_bleemz

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06-27-2013 , 10:33 AM

#34

salesbeast

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Orangaboons are fun!!!

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06-27-2013 , 10:36 AM

#35

Davino

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white warren sapp

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06-27-2013 , 10:37 AM

#36

Davino

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Originally Posted by Buttermilk

I wish I could be like, yea I banged the 8.5 smokeshow and creampied her ass, but I didn't....no no I didn't... I basically touched balls with my buddy and had sandwich sex with a white warren sapp/ female chris Farley. she was that fat...and that ugly...

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06-27-2013 , 10:40 AM

#37

AoO

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Originally Posted by Davino

lmao: haterz gonna hate

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06-27-2013 , 11:04 AM

#38

Wags88

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Originally Posted by Thereal_bleemz

^Jealous he didn't get to butter up those rolls as well.

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06-27-2013 , 11:07 AM

#39

Fordham

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Originally Posted by Buttermilk

just wailing away while my buddy gets sucked. after about 5 minutes of just going nuts on her, she tells my buddy she wants him in his ass. so she rides me, he gets behind, and jockeys right in there at the brown eye. it was too awkward and hilarious for me to come. the friction felt quite homophobic so I pulled out and tried to wank on her face. nothing doing.

Cliffs- turned 20 into 250. ordered unannounced and uncompensated strippers to buddys bachelor party. paid 75 dollars to double penetrate a 300 lb gorilla. didn't cum.

what did she say to your buddy?

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06-27-2013 , 11:17 AM

#40

Thereal_bleemz

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Originally Posted by Wags88

^Jealous he didn't get to butter up those rolls as well.

that's too much woman for me

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06-27-2013 , 11:55 AM

#41

ak47

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**** off

- bbv

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06-27-2013 , 12:05 PM

#42

kevmode

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Op this is def a beat. You banged a $300 pound stripper and paid for it rofl.

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06-27-2013 , 06:12 PM

#43

kwawds

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Originally Posted by kevmode

Op this is def a beat. You banged a $2/pound stripper and paid for it rofl.

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With beef prices rising, increasing your pork intake may be more reasonable OP.

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06-27-2013 , 07:34 PM

#44

Buttermilk

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Originally Posted by kwawds

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With beef prices rising, increasing your pork intake may be more reasonable OP.

hilarious. LOL. I would also like to add when the bouncer was like "the fat one is open to negotiation but the hot one just dances (in so many words)" the look of terror on my group of friends faces was priceless.

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06-28-2013 , 01:22 AM

#45

tehdude

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good story
voted 4*

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06-28-2013 , 02:02 AM

#46

beaverslayer

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Originally Posted by Abe008

C+ is lenient. We need pics for ****'s sake.

pics of OP and girl

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06-28-2013 , 06:26 PM

#47

Buttermilk

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[ ] OP is black

Spoiler:

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06-28-2013 , 06:58 PM

#48

wafflehouse1

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Buttermilk. You could be legendary. Pics of next fatty with 2p2 name on her back.

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06-28-2013 , 07:11 PM

#49

Buttermilk

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Originally Posted by wafflehouse1

Buttermilk. You could be legendary. Pics of next fatty with 2p2 name on her back.

Done. one of my heterosexual friends told me he wants to eiffell tower a chick and play a heads up hand on her back. my response was, "of course, whats the buy in, and how would we use chips? wouldn't they slide off"

Im concerned about getting 3 streets of value before I pop, and not sure how we can get a flop turn and river on her back whether we deal vertically or horizontally. with the chick in the above post, I could've played solitare.