don't be "that guy" (live poker version) - Page 2 - Poker Beats Brags and Variance

23. Asians with horrible rotted teeth and Breath of Rotted Fish and All Unholy Foulness
There seems to be a special breed of bad breath that can only occur among asians. Not intended as a racist slight.

24. People trying to do the dealer's job for him/her
... when the dealer know what he or she is doing. Obv doesn't apply if they don't. So if you're the shmuckwad telling two people to turn their cards up after an all-in in a cash game, just STFU.

25. The guy in the private mixed game with the, "But I don't wanna play that, that game sucks, come on youse guys"
No bitch, this is is a forced rotation game, if you wanna play LHE the casinos are 15 minutes away.

Last edited by Gonzirra; 12-12-2007 at 09:00 AM.

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12-12-2007 , 08:56 AM

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jayhawks

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The Sneaky Genius-

I'd rather have pocket 2's than pocket Aces....

10-2o is my favorite hand because i won $19 one time with it and because it's named after Doyle Brunson...

shut the **** up you ****ing idiot.

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12-12-2007 , 08:57 AM

#28

Gonzirra

hold on brb

Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 20,121

oh, and of course

26. Shortstackers
$40? Are you ****ing kidding me? $40? Get the **** out of here with your goddamn 40 goddamn dollars. What? He can play with only $40? Well, then he can sit next to the asian guy over there. WTF seriously? C'mon you don't have like maybe $120? Really?

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12-12-2007 , 09:03 AM

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Chaos_ult

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27. non-deodorant wearing scumbags. Take a ****ing shower.

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12-12-2007 , 09:13 AM

#30

johnnyironboard

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Boston Redsox baseball caps turned around backwards.

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12-12-2007 , 09:16 AM

#31

Gonzirra

hold on brb

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The guy who rocks an ipod, shades, and baseball cap at 1/2NL. No, you are not Phil ****ing Hellmuth.

To aspiring internet players who haven't been to a live room yet - don't do this. The poker shirt, glasses, mass-produced "KK" chip protector, hood and/or poker cap don't intimidate anyone, and neither do your lame-ass chip "tricks" and TV staredowns

However I think IPODs should go in the acceptable list

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12-12-2007 , 10:24 AM

#32

HANABI

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thread delivers

wish there was a place around here where i could play live poker so i could add something

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12-12-2007 , 10:33 AM

#33

Riverman

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The guy who counts out a bet of $150 by making 15 stacks of two redbirds each

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12-12-2007 , 10:54 AM

#34

bigfishhhh

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one more...if ur jamie gold just open ur window and jump out

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12-12-2007 , 10:54 AM

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Gonzirra

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Probably a dealer pet peeve thing, but:

28. The guy who has to ask "How much is to me?" every single time he has to act

Jesus, he raised you 25 more Grandpa - he's sitting right next to you. You bet $5 and he threw out $30. Can't you see that red and green chip? Can't you see that you need a another green chip? You've been playing this game how long?

DoctorOctogonapusBLLLLAAAHHHHHHH

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12-12-2007 , 11:06 AM

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cables

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Guy who talks up his game non-stop, plays like ****, then explains that the stakes are too low for him to even care about and he's just waiting for a seat in a bigger game. Especially when they start on how "relaxing" or "friendly" it is playing $1-$2 instead of $2-$5.

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12-12-2007 , 11:07 AM

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EWS87

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[QUOTE=Gonso;1786663]28. The guy who has to ask "How much is to me?" every single time he has to act]
OMGGGGGG does this bother me...this and

"is it on me?"

i really wanna kill people over these two things...ughhh this thread is tilting me

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12-12-2007 , 11:32 AM

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GobiLux

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29. The guy who waits for his turn, than asks to get his big chip changed and goes all-in after that! (Sounds stupid, but actually witnessed it twice – different people)

30. The guy who calls an all-in and sucks out with two cards against a big pair, and when an argument starts explains: But they were suited!

31. The guy who thinks he has the best reading abilities and asks his opponent: What u got, AQ, AJsuited … no you have a pair, don’t you… or is it a complete bluff… ok you got me I fold (and is holding 83 himself)

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12-12-2007 , 11:49 AM

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mikalina

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Less in casinos, more in private clubs...

The guy who loudly announces he came to gamble, loses his roll within 15 minutes then starts asking around if anyone can lend him a stake. NO! I won't give you any money you stupid f****ing degen. Get a life.

And then he drives off in a Hummer?????

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12-12-2007 , 11:51 AM

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johnnyironboard

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Originally Posted by GobiLux

30. The guy who calls an all-in and sucks out with two cards against a big pair, and when an argument starts explains: But they were suited!

that adds at 3% to the hand

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12-12-2007 , 12:01 PM

#41

parker_posey

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anyone who wins the pot vs me.

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12-12-2007 , 12:12 PM

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GinaSD

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Those people who hang out at the casino lounge areas usually after busting, have a good sense of how far up you're running, and then ask for a buyin.

"I can get it back to you XXX". "I'm good for it"

They aren't. Go get a friggin job.

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12-12-2007 , 12:14 PM

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aditya

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28. The guy who has to ask "How much is to me?" every single time he has to act

Heh, I'm guilty of this. But I'm listening to my ipod usually, and can't hear what he says and he throws in chips such that its either mixed in with other chips, or he's on the other side of the table, so its just easier to ask the dealer.

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12-12-2007 , 12:16 PM

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Gonzirra

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32. Guy out in the hall giving someone a bad beat story on cell phone

You're blocking the way to the men's room, crybaby

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12-12-2007 , 12:27 PM

#45

cking

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People who try and give you poker advice b/c your young. I'm playing a 5k buyin or whatever at 21, and i have more live winnings then you this year then you have in your life. How do you think as a 21 year old i got the money to play this freaking tournament? The answer is from you 2hrs earlier in the 5/10 game, ty

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12-12-2007 , 12:28 PM

#46

gongshow

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ppl who stack their chips in rows of 5 or 10 tilt me so fing hard

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12-12-2007 , 12:32 PM

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PITTM

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Originally Posted by Gonso

26. Shortstackers
$40? Are you ****ing kidding me? $40? Get the **** out of here with your goddamn 40 goddamn dollars. What? He can play with only $40? Well, then he can sit next to the asian guy over there. WTF seriously? C'mon you don't have like maybe $120? Really?

Yeah, going to play 6/12 and seeing people buyin for 80 dollars makes me want to end whole societies.

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12-12-2007 , 12:32 PM

#48

BadMoFu

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PPL who call a substanital shove w/ AQ on 346r board, catch teh Q vs my 74, and then laughably (but they actually mean it) say: you really thought your 74 was good?!